DAN GRUNSPAN
Position: Umpire, Fantasy Pool Wiffle Ball Guru
Bats: Unknown
Throws: Unknown
Nicknames: Grunny, Spanny, Danny, Spantigone, Spanti-Christ, Spanti-Federalist Party, Grunion, G-Unit, G-Dawg, G-Thang, Spanama Canal, Spooneybarger, Eek, G-Span, G-Span II, G-Spot, Grunit, DisGRUNtled Goat, Spana-lana-ding-dong, Spaniard, Rich Spannon, Pasty Meat, No Grun Intended, Fatboy Grunny, Fatboy Spanny, FUBU Grunny, Grunny is Piggish, Korner, Grunny's Maize Maze
Awards: Guru of the Year 2002
Favorite TV Show
s: Family Guy, 3 South, Blind Date, Aqua Team Hunger Force
Favorite Movies:
Clerks, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II
Favorite Sports Teams:
Cleveland Indians, Cleveland Browns and any team Danny Ferry is on
Wiffle Ball Mem
ory: "When I ate the home made strawberry nut jello."
Grunny was first introduced to the world of Pool Wiffle Ball in 2001 when he joined the short lived fantasy league.  After proving he is by far the best fantasy pool wiffle ball manager ever he was given the title of Fantasy Pool Wiffle Ball Guru and began writing articles on the subject for this website.  Last year he witnessed his first ever game as he umpired most of the World Series after Andy Osburn proved he was incompetent.  Grunny plans on attending umpire school next year and will eventually become a Major League umpire.  We are all proud of his humble pool wiffle ball roots.  This season Grunny plans on making his debut in the pool and suiting up for a few night games.  It was long believed that he had skin cancer and would never be able to play, but he will defy all oods this year.
CAREER STATS
Year          AB      H      R      RBI     HR     AVG    HRP    SB        IP      ER      K      Wins      Sv       ERA
2003         139     48     43      49      35      .345     .252     0        14.2    51       0         0          1       31.30
Totals       139     48     43      49      35      .345     .252     0        14.2    51       0         0          1       31.30
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