Position: Robber, Relief Pitcher Bats: Switch Throws: Right Nicknames: Boyle, Holtergeist, Pau Gasol Awards: 2000 Gold Glove Pitcher, 2001, 2002, 2003 Gold Glove Robber, 2002 MVP Favorite TV Shows: Late Night With Conan O'Brien, The Simpsons, Clone High, Chappelle's Show, Baseball Tonight, NFL Primetime, I Love the 80's Favorite Movies: Dirty Work, Screwed, Half Baked, Dude Where's My Car Favorite Sports Teams: My fantasy baseball team, Green Bay Packers, Detroit Tigers Favorite Conan Characters: The guy who doesn't know how to start a chant, The Masturbating Bear, Guy Who's Protected from 3 Inch Bees Wiffle Ball Memory: "The time that John was in the midst of a crazy beaning rampage and I stuck the bat in the way of one of his pitches and got a single." |
CAREER STATS |
Year AB H R RBI HR AVG HRP SB IP ER K Wins Sv ERA 2000 314 176 125 128 90 .560 .287 3 63.2 132 19 5 2 18.65 2001 470 263 220 231 164 .560 .349 8 66 174 20 6 0 23.73 2002 691 430 372 379 293 .622 .424 8 77.1 151 14 9 9 17.57 2003 771 488 437 436 353 .633 .458 10 71.2 202 8 5 2 25.37 Totals 2246 1357 1154 1174 927 .604 .413 29 278.2 659 61 25 13 21.28 |
PAUL HOLT |
Paul is the co-creator of the game of Pool Wiffle Ball and also the creator of this site in case you were not aware. He has played in all but 3 wiffle ball games since the league's formal beginning in 2000. His ability to make the amazing play at robber is rivaled only by his brother John and he has probably robbed more would-be home runs than anyone besides the purple monster. Last year in his MVP season, Paul put up gigantic numbers hitting .622 with a record 293 home runs. He even had a good year on the mound with a Shigetoshi Hasegawa-like 9 wins and 9 saves. Also a threat on the base paths, Paul has led the league in steals every year and is the only player who consistently tries to stretch singles into doubles. |
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