Position: Robber, Relief Pitcher
Bats: Switch
Throws: Right
Nicknames: Boyle, Holtergeist, Pau Gasol
Awards: 2000 Gold Glove Pitcher, 2001, 2002, 2003 Gold Glove Robber, 2002 MVP
Favorite TV Shows: Late Night With Conan O'Brien, The Simpsons, Clone High, Chappelle's Show, Baseball Tonight, NFL Primetime, I Love the 80's
Favorite Movies: Dirty Work, Screwed, Half Baked, Dude Where's My Car
Favorite Sports Teams: My fantasy baseball team, Green Bay Packers, Detroit Tigers
Favorite Conan Characters: The guy who doesn't know how to start a chant, The Masturbating Bear, Guy Who's Protected from 3 Inch Bees
Wiffle Ball Memor
y: "The time that John was in the midst of a crazy beaning rampage and I stuck the bat in the way of one of his pitches and got a single."
CAREER STATS
Year          AB      H      R      RBI     HR     AVG   HRP    SB        IP      ER      K      Wins      Sv       ERA
2000         314    176   125    128      90      .560    .287      3       63.2    132     19       5           2        18.65
2001         470    263   220    231     164     .560    .349      8        66      174     20       6           0        23.73
2002         691    430   372    379     293     .622    .424      8       77.1    151     14        9          9        17.57
2003         771    488   437    436     353     .633    .458     10      71.2     202     8         5          2        25.37
Totals      2246  1357  1154  1174    927     .604    .413     29     278.2    659     61      25         13       21.28
PAUL HOLT
Paul is the co-creator of the game of Pool Wiffle Ball and also the creator of this site in case you were not aware.  He has played in all but 3 wiffle ball games since the league's formal beginning in 2000.  His ability to make the amazing play at robber is rivaled only by his brother John and he has probably robbed more would-be home runs than anyone besides the purple monster.  Last year in his MVP season, Paul put up gigantic numbers hitting .622 with a record 293 home runs.  He even had a good year on the mound with a Shigetoshi Hasegawa-like 9 wins and 9 saves.  Also a threat on the base paths, Paul has led the league in steals every year and is the only player who consistently tries to stretch singles into doubles. 
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