| Position: Robber Bats: Right Throws: Right Nicknames: Normo, Norm, Norms, Normandy, Norman Schwartzkopf Awards: None Favorite TV Shows: Walker Texas Ranger, Survivor, Married by America, The Simpsons, Pardon the Inerruption Favorite Movies: Happy Texas, The Shawshank Redemption, Little Big League, Dude Where's My Car Favorite Sports Teams: Houston Astros, Houston Texans, Dallas Stars, Dallas Mavericks Favorite Person: Grunny Drink of Choice: Lonestar Ale Wiffle Ball Memory: "The Normo Shuffle" |
| CAREER STATS |
| Year AB H R RBI HR AVG HRP SB IP ER K Wins Sv ERA 2002 140 59 53 52 48 .421 .342 0 1.1 11 0 0 0 74.25 2003 140 72 60 52 46 .514 .329 0 7.1 22 1 0 0 27.00 Totals 280 131 113 104 94 .468 .336 0 8.2 33 1 0 0 34.27 |
| MIKE ANTHONY |
| Mike Anthony, or Normo as he likes to be called, was one of many rookies to join in on Pool Wiffle Ball last year. He made an immediate impact when we realized his paleness and lack of fat or muscle rivaled Andy Osburn. However, when he took his first took a swing the comparisons ceased. Normo's smooth home run cut and cocky bat toss and shuffle that follow reminded everyone of a young Barry Bonds. On the defensive end, Normo can make the spectacular play, but often messes up the routine ones. Normo dedicates every performance to the state he loves (Texas) and the man he lives for (Grunny). |
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