Sandwich***
By Jacob Kriegler

WITH desire, ambition and mannish manner,
       People devour you.
Excited and overwhelmed by your stature,
      They do fill themselves.
ALthough you are only a sandwich,
      To them, you are a satisfied meal,
      And endlessly continue to please.
How?-
Perhaps your irresistable tastes and pleasures are what trigger appeal and anticipation
Whatever it be; enjoy.
Lost Classics
The best of the best from Literary Enforcer I
Jimbo Jingles
By Enrico Parchisi (Chris Osburn)

Jimbo Jingles likes to play the flute
When he plays it goes toot-toot
People say Jimbo is a fruit
He disagree and they give him the boot

Jimbo Jingles has a brother named Tex
his favorite food is chex
His favorite band is rex and Effex
He likes mex(icans) but not puerto ricans
Matzo
By Pete Bertucci

Is there anything matzo can't do?
No way.  It can do everything foo,
It is a tasty treat,
That obviously can't be beat.
It's very very nutritious,
And even more delicious.
You can have it for an afternoon snack,
Or if you are really hungry, eat a whole pack.
It can be used as a frisbee,
And no it is not smelly.
There is plenty to go around,
So take one and pass it down.
Thank you matzo for being so much fun,
Be happy now, this poem is done.
Special Section Dedicated to Bo Barend:  Entertainer, Genius, Friend
Forbidden Spices
By Bo Barend (1998)

Apple Juice
Apple Juice
Is so
Good
Baby Spice
Baby Spice
If only
I
Could
Confused Drunk
By Bo Barend (1998)

Goobers Goobers
Many Goobers
Liver Liver
I have a
Liver
Shiver Shiver
I am
COLD!
A Poem to Ms. Barrett
By Bo Barend (1998)

Barrett Barrett
What a Bitch
Barrett Barett
What a witch
Barrett Barrett
Throw her BIG
UGLY BODY IN
A DITCH
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