Sandwich*** By Jacob Kriegler WITH desire, ambition and mannish manner, People devour you. Excited and overwhelmed by your stature, They do fill themselves. ALthough you are only a sandwich, To them, you are a satisfied meal, And endlessly continue to please. How?- Perhaps your irresistable tastes and pleasures are what trigger appeal and anticipation Whatever it be; enjoy. |
Lost Classics |
The best of the best from Literary Enforcer I |
Jimbo Jingles By Enrico Parchisi (Chris Osburn) Jimbo Jingles likes to play the flute When he plays it goes toot-toot People say Jimbo is a fruit He disagree and they give him the boot Jimbo Jingles has a brother named Tex his favorite food is chex His favorite band is rex and Effex He likes mex(icans) but not puerto ricans |
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Matzo By Pete Bertucci Is there anything matzo can't do? No way. It can do everything foo, It is a tasty treat, That obviously can't be beat. It's very very nutritious, And even more delicious. You can have it for an afternoon snack, Or if you are really hungry, eat a whole pack. It can be used as a frisbee, And no it is not smelly. There is plenty to go around, So take one and pass it down. Thank you matzo for being so much fun, Be happy now, this poem is done. |
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Special Section Dedicated to Bo Barend: Entertainer, Genius, Friend |
Forbidden Spices By Bo Barend (1998) Apple Juice Apple Juice Is so Good Baby Spice Baby Spice If only I Could |
Confused Drunk By Bo Barend (1998) Goobers Goobers Many Goobers Liver Liver I have a Liver Shiver Shiver I am COLD! |
A Poem to Ms. Barrett By Bo Barend (1998) Barrett Barrett What a Bitch Barrett Barett What a witch Barrett Barrett Throw her BIG UGLY BODY IN A DITCH |