| TOP 5 LOCAL COMMERCIALS |
| 3. Buzzo Music An insane looking man, apparently Buzzo, conducts his chorus of village idiots, in the singing of "Buzzo buzzo buzzo buzzo, buzzo buzzo buzzo buzzo!" |
| 4. Joseph Neri Chevrolet Oldsmobile Pontiac "Eggs are cheaper in the country and so are cars!" Also another great jazzy jingle, "Joseph Neri Chevrolet Oldsmobile Pontiaaaaac!" |
| 1. Webster Chrysler Plymouth Jeep A mock of the Irondequoit Dodge commercials, with the old lady being played by a fat, bearded guy. "Selling cars is like cooking perogies, you got to add sour cream to make it taste good!" |
| 2. W POP "OOOOH ain't nothing coooler, AINT NOTHING cooler than this!" A hot lady rests her soda on her chest while the sweet music plays. |
| 5. MFC Credit A crazy guy talks about he was "Up to heeeeere in debt!" and how he pays just "Three bucks a deeeay" |