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| Keds® Poet Society |
| By Chris Osburn |
| I like pizza I like pizza Because its good I like pizza Because I should Pizza is just about the best food If I don’t eat pizza life is no good I like pizza Because its round I like pizza Because its found. I found a box of pizza under the chair. I had no idea what it was doing there. I didn’t really mind. The pizza was a great find. So I ate it all. Like I was Leonard Mull. It made me sick. Cus it was covered in ick. And the microwave was broke. Me love pizza long time. |
| I wish I was a pirate. When I was a little kid I wanted to be a pirate. My name was going to be captain grizzledy I would have been the greatest pirate ever. Nobody would have been more clever. Nobody would have been able to stop me. If they tried I would kick them in the knee. I planned to pillage and shwashbuckle. I punched a wall and broke my knuckle. But than I went to college. They had no “pirating” or “Shwashbuckling” major to take. I felt like hitting them with a long rake. I cried. I tried to change the curriculum. But they were a bunch of bums. I chose communications instead. Because I like to drink beer and do no work. I still might become a pirate though. Wouldn’t you like to know. |
| tuckling is just another word for cuddling. it was invented by dave matthews in his song "when the world ends" "when the world ends you tuckle up yourself with me...." I likes to tuckle By Christobal Osburn Dedicated to Sarah Lechner I like to tuckle a lot I like to tuckle on a cot. I like to tuckle under the moon I like to tuckle and I spoon. Tuckling is just about the best thing you can do. I would very much like to tuckle with you. I like to tuckle with a babe. I like to tuckle in a cave. I like to tuckle all day. Lets tuckle, what do you say? Tuckling requires no money order or fee. Won’t you come tuckle with me? |
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