| Position: Robber Bats: Right Throws: Right Nicknames: Papa John, Clubby, Stat Boy Awards: 2000 Gold Glove Robber, 2000 Batting Title, 2001 MVP Favorite TV Shows: Elimidate, Jeopardy Favorite Movies: The Fugitive, There's Something About Mary Favorite Sports Teams: Syracuse Orangemen, Tampa Bay Devil Rays, Buffalo Bills Wiffle Ball Memory: "The time that Bo and Dobbin were fighting and Bo called Dobbin a 'dirty little rat.'" |
| CAREER STATS |
| Year AB H R RBI HR AVG HRP SB IP ER K Wins Sv ERA 2000 126 82 66 81 65 .650 .516 0 6.2 12 1 0 0 16.20 2001 303 191 167 202 154 .630 .508 2 24 68 7 2 5 25.50 2002 165 94 82 87 70 .570 .424 1 4.1 19 1 1 2 39.46 2003 40 20 18 19 17 .500 .425 0 1 1 0 0 1 9.00 Totals 634 387 333 389 306 .610 .483 3 36 100 9 3 8 25.00 |
| JOHN HOLT |
| John Holt was one of the reasons Pool Wiffle Ball got off the ground. Back before the days of stats, John was a regular on the "Sissy Pant Legs", which was him and Peachey. In the first year of stats John led the league in batting average and made many a spectacular play at robber. One thing John certainly does not lack is heart. He will stop at nothing to make a play in the field as he has dove into the bushes, tore up his back on the rose bush, and dove into the pool with a phone in his hand. At the peak of his career John was also by far the best power hitter, hitting home runs more than 50% of his at bats in 2000 and 2001, his MVP season. John also holds the record for consecutive Home Runs with 14. He is also an innovator on the mound with his famous beaning rampages in which he beans countless numbers of players for the hell of it. His playing time declined last year because of the old work/girlfriend combo, but when he plays he is still the most feared hitter in the game. |
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| JILL MELNYK |
| Favorite TV Shows: Friends, Seinfeld Favorite Movies: Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman Favorite Sports Teams: San Francisco 49ers, Houston Texans Wiffle Ball Memory: "Grilling and playing tic tac toe with Julia and Marky Mark during a midnight wiffle ball game." |