| MICHAEL JACHLES |
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| Position: 1st Base, Pitcher Bats: Left Throws: Left Nicknames: The Jach Hammer, Jacholantern, Jolly Jolly Jachles, Ichiro Awards: 2000 Cy Young Award, 2001, 2003 Ichiro Award, 2001 Batting Title Favorite TV Shows: Da Ali G Show, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, Chappelle's Show, South Park, Oz, NFL Primetime, NFL Countdown, I Love the 80's, Baseball Tonight, 6 Feet Under Favorite Sports Teams: Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Phillies, Favorite Athletes: Donovan McNabb, Todd Pinkston, Brian Dawkins, Hollywood Freddie Mitchell, Terrell Owens, Philadelphia Eagles, Edgerrin James, Mike Tyson, Ken Griffey Jr., Carl Crawford Entrance Music: New List Coming Soon Teams: Finlandia Vodka, Team Discovery Channel, Red Coats, Jaikals and Jaikals, JKX Favorite Wars: The Civil War, The Revolutionary War Favorite Movies: Top Gun, There's Something About Mary, Goodfellas, Rocky I II III IV V, Rain Man, The Usual Suspects, Waiting for Guffman, Casino, Major League, Happy Gilmore, Bad Boys Wiffle Ball Memory: "John making a diving catch into the pool while talking on a cordless phone. He ruined the phone and it was hilarious." |
| Year AB H R RBI HR AVG HRP SB IP ER K W Sv ERA 2000 204 111 83 88 63 .544 .309 3 75.1 129 33 6 1 15.41 2001 195 133 107 90 80 .682 .410 1 34 94 11 1 3 24.88 2002 335 192 164 164 127 .573 .379 1 62.1 174 11 4 1 25.12 2003 344 206 176 162 130 .599 .378 3 62 195 5 4 0 28.31 2004 126 81 63 55 48 .643 .381 0 10 38 0 0 0 34.20 Totals 1204 723 593 559 448 .600 .372 8 243.2 630 60 15 5 23.27 |
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| Jachles is a veteran to the game of pool wiffle ball. He started out as an average right handed hitter with a little power, but by far the most dominant pitcher in the game. The next year he lost his pitching magic when people stopped putting up with his crazy antics, but Jachles more than made up for that with his new one handed lefty swing at the plate which generated more power and gave him the ability to get to 1st faster than anyone in the game. His new style of play led to comparison's to Ichiro (by Jachles himself) and led him to the 2001 batting title. Jachles started off the 2002 season just as hot, but struggled with the revolutionary Jachles shift. He overcame his struggles in the World Series leading JKX in batting average and hitting the most memorable home run in wiffle ball history, a walk-off 3 run shot to win Game 3, and thus proved that he truly does have the sickest vendetta when it comes to this chedda. Jachles is known as the most intense and enthusiastic wiffle ball player as his zest for the game is unmatched. |
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