| Eguy. How many gusy we draft. How, or whom do we choose from? Who do we choose from? id ton have a list. I draft beatufiul mullet. I want aaron wolf as my starter, fire starter playign center, and huron catching. So anyone on thsi list ehh? I see…who is teen wolve? And some of these gusy dont even play. This is vcrazines. I want brandon Rothschild. Ill run with it. Tell him if he lets me down…ok. Can i draft myself? I want…Gruber. What is retroactive? Wait…do i acutally get to play? And manage? will tehy call me skipper? How many people…hmm…that is interesting. I want john holt. Oh shit… i want…moyer…and boston. So who si the preseason favorite? Is tehre only three teams? Tcasue thais sick. I demand to play dh…and close. Holt will love it cuase he needs a powe rhitter like msyefl to bring fanas back to the seats. Its alla bout money. Money and hot dogs. Wait, rust and a ride in his car. No. But nwo that i thinka bout it. That isnt bad. I was saying…that is waht holt is alla bout making dough for the profit guy. He profits off your pool wiffle ball skills. Holt, u bastard guy. Lets not go in to detaisl. So waiwt…how about i get to play dh every third thursday of the month ony in months that have four letters in it when my team is scheduled, and i get full tiem lounging rights, and a piece of thsi profit off hte hot dogs and tickets. Im nasty. Spills, lets not get out of line here, chach. Im so hgihg right now. What hte hell did we just do? Haha this has been a very funny thirtyminutes. Aten…muy intersatne. I ban aten. Aten dersfet to be slapped. Him and ben goldenberg are going down. No, no way, hot dogs and money at least. I want a funny name. I have to think of someone. Nahh…it just came out wrong. How about teh aten eson project? Im very bitter. I demand that the owener of htis tema gets to naem teh team. I want to be the winton road wangstas. JOHN TREES! Ok so wait…is aten aten eason? And in jesses brother, and his sccreen name is phisha something. So who is this? Wait…I forogt to draft steve Collins. I have no clue who tom aten is. He jsut wrote me. Stevie is sweeeeeeetttttttttt. Dammit…how about? Spills, u obivsly ahv ebeen boozing. The only way your getting holt is for a ride in this kids car clearly. What about mza? I awnt matt mza. I swaer to god im draifnt mza. Can i draft him? Oh man…i want mza and lettuce. Hol y shit…im makign waiver moves…stat! Lettuce, i deman i have lettuce. He liekeas baseball…seriously. He knows about it and shit. I bet u that kid is a slugger, especialy when he is goign to the moon with some rocket fuel. So wait…where to the hot dogs come in? Spills waht were us ayign bevore about mza? Uw ere like what did eh tell u. Nope, im talkgin to him about it now. H ewill know wath your talkinga bout guy. To late. Who can unlearn all the facts that ive learned? Excellent. I want a team picture with uniforms. I want eveyroen in parachute pants and possibly zubof hats or hwoever u spell it. Yes. Nope. Jsut parachtue patns. Its jsut a picture. Your difnelty the crack whores. I want to be pasha koy and the smiles, pashay koy and the smilesssssssssssss! Who? I got to go get wit da john trees. I will talk to u suckas later. Espeically paul holt. W will hvea a chat. |
