CRAZY JOE

By Jacob Kriegler

THE CRAZY JOE RAP
Crazy Joe is the man
Hes got a Ford Taurus
He saved up on cans
AND HE PIMPED KATIE MORRIS

By Brian Peachey

A quote from Crazy Joe: "Yo, this my honey, want a piece?"

Have you seen this grotesque man walking the streets of Brighton?  Well, if so, you are witnessing a local living legend. 
NAME: "Crazy" Joe
OCCUPATION: Bum
HOBBIES: Collecting cans for money.
COLLEGE: None
SEX: Yes please

His accomplishments include collecting enough cans to buy a brand new car. (A good car!) His favorite dumpsters are behind 7-eleven, Sunoco and Pontillos. (The best time for a Crazy Joe spotting is Sunday morning.)  Appaling as he may be, Crazy Joe is an All-American hero!  Local young'ens look up to him as an inspiration.  If you happen to see him rummaging through your trash, don't fret.  He is just trying to make a living the old fashion way. (BUMMING)

Espanol:
?Miras este feo hombre dar un paseo de los calles de Brighton?
Si si, miras un legend local que es vivo.
NOMBRE: "Loco" Jose
OCUPACION: Vagabundo
PASATIEMPOS:  Collecionar latas.
UNIVERSIDAD: Nada
SEXO: Si, por favor.

Su momento mejor, es cuando compro un nuevo coche, con las latas. (!Un bueno coche!)   Su papeleras favoritas son cerca de 7-once, Sunoco y Pontillos. (El mejor tiempo para mirar Loco Jose es manana de Domingo.)  Es feo, pero es un hero de Americano.  Jovenes de Brighton debe admiran Loco Jose.  Si miras el en tu papelera, no esta preocupado.  El es ganar dinero el viejo wayo. (VAGABUNDO)