Position: 3rd Base, Catcher, Pitcher
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Nicknames: Assy, Oosburn, Assface, Osborneo, Lionel Osborn
Awards: 2002 Comeback Player of the Year
Favorite TV Shows: Sportscenter, Pardon the Interruption, TV movies
Favorite Movies: Supertroopers, Happy Gilmore, Boondock Saints
Favorite Sports Teams: Boston Red Sox, Buffalo Bills, Al Sigl's Eagles
Favorite Food: Gefilte Fish
Farthest West Ever Been: Niagara Falls
Wiffle Ball Memo
ry: "The Phantom Hit"
CAREER STATS
Year          AB      H      R      RBI     HR     AVG    HRP    SB        IP      ER      K      Wins      Sv       ERA
2000          68      18     10      7         6      .264     .088      0         4.2     20       1         0          0       38.57
2001         113     13      9       4         3      .115     .027      0           1       5        0         0          0       45.00
2002         204     74      45     19       11     .363     .054      1        17.2    59       7          1         0       30.06
2003         302    108     76     53       37     .358     .123      0        102    218      9          9          0      19.24
Totals       687    213    140    83       57     .310     .083      1       125.1   302     17        10         0      21.69
ANDY OSBURN
Andy has always struggled with athletics.  His lack of deptch perception, lazy eye, Brandon Wolk-esque coordination and uncontrollably large hands do not add up to athletic skill.  But this kid refuses to quit.  After a somewhat below average rookie year, he assembled the worst wiffle ball season ever in 2001, hitting just 3 home runs in 113 at bats and posting an astonishing .115 batting average.  Last year, however, he had a new attitude.  He ran out every hit and ended up batting .363 thanks to his newfound effort and quickness to 1st base.  Andy also contributed to last year's World Series by helping with umpiring, scorekeeping and even national anthem singing.  He truly is an inspiration to us all.
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