Memorable Lines

Shawn: You're not that much of a jerk. Philip: Wanna bet?  *You walked right into that one!*

Shawn: I guess your strange hairdo is affecting your brain. Belle: These are cool. Shawn: I guess those chopsticks are in case you got hungry for lo mein.

Shawn: Have you been hanging with Boy Scouts? Belle: No. Shawn: Funny, looks like they've been tying rope knots in your hair.

Belle: You diffuse a bomb, you run into a burning building...yet you have no idea what's been going on for 2000 years. Shawn: History is my kryptonite...don't tell the bad guys.

The time after Chloe saved Philip's life: Shawn: He has brain damage. Chloe: What else is new?

Philip: My face didn't get messed up or anything, did it? Shawn: You mean more than before?

"Who you calling trash?" Nicole, to Celeste, when Nicole got drunk on New Year's Eve

"We are so pleased to have an over-paid prostitute in the family" Victor, talking about everyone's favorite hooch, Nicole "Isn't it always the smart, pretty blonde that gets chainsawed first in the slasher movies?" ~Shawn, to Belle at the 'haunted' lot

"Don't tell me she suddenly popped up on your to-do list" Jason, to Philip about Chloe at the Last Blast Dance

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