Memorable Lines
Shawn: You're not that much of a jerk.
Philip: Wanna bet?  *You walked right into that one!*
Shawn: I guess your strange hairdo is affecting your brain.
Belle: These are cool.
Shawn: I guess those chopsticks are in case you got hungry for lo mein.
Shawn: Have you been hanging with Boy Scouts?
Belle: No.
Shawn: Funny, looks like they've been tying rope knots in your hair.
Belle: You diffuse a bomb, you run into a burning building...yet you have no idea what's been going on for 2000 years.
Shawn: History is my kryptonite...don't tell the bad guys.
The time after Chloe saved Philip's life:
Shawn: He has brain damage.
Chloe: What else is new?
Philip: My face didn't get messed up or anything, did it?
Shawn: You mean more than before?
"Who you calling trash?" Nicole, to Celeste, when Nicole got drunk on New Year's Eve
"We are so pleased to have an over-paid prostitute in the family" Victor, talking about everyone's favorite hooch, Nicole




"Isn't it always the smart, pretty blonde that gets chainsawed first in the slasher movies?" ~Shawn, to Belle at the 'haunted' lot
"Don't tell me she suddenly popped up on your to-do list" Jason, to Philip about Chloe at the Last Blast Dance
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