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| Smokers: In a word " Y U C K " Nothing personal to all you smokers out there. I'm sure it makes you feel good but I just can't get excited about kissing an ash tray. Drinkers: I have nothing against social drinking from time to time. However, if you're the kind of person that would go to the store and forget to buy the grocceries but remember the beer... we're probably not headed in the same direction. Pets: I love animals, thats probably why I don't shoot them when I go hunting. Now don't misunderstand me, I love animals as long as their not chasing me. I tend to loose that warm fuzzy feeling when they're trying to take a big wet bite out of my ass. I feel the same way about sea life...... I like them in a tank, I like them in the wild, I also like them on a plate with a lemon wedge but I DON'T like them mistaking me for the main course. Double standard...Hell yes I never said I was perfect. I have a soft spot in my heart for dogs. Oh ya, and Munchy's. I grew up with a dog that was as much a part of the family as we were. She was such a sweet heart and I miss her so. Cyber Sex: I must have missed the memo that explained why this is exciting. I get 10 messages a day from people wanting to have me type dirty to them. With all this technology this is what we do with it..... At least in the old days, when people made obscene phone calls you could at least hear them breathing heavy. It wasn't much but it beats hell out of trying to type someone to an orgasm ...Sorry but I'm spoiled, I actually still require that the person i'm having sex with be in arm's reach of each other. |
| Special note....... PLEASE don't take this page to seriously, I'm only teasing |
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| Shallow People: |
| What can I say about these people...Their like poisen ivy, you don't think about them until you have them on you. . It's a real pain to have to live in reality. If we could live in a fantisy world we wouldn't have to put up with these folks. I think what really angers me most is when people are mean to children and animals. |
| People who would avoid dating someone because they worry what their friends might think. |
| People who require others to send pictures of themselves in order to determine if they are attractive enough to chat to. |
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| People who manipulate others feelings to get what they want. Liars and People looking for someone just to get them off. |
| People who devalue the importance of a great personality, a caring soul and a devoted heart, for a pretty face. |
| For those interested in NUDE pictures.. I've even added a nude picture just to prove I like having fun as much as anyone else. |
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| !!!!!!!!!!!!! Must be 18 or older to enter !!!!!!!!!!!!!! If your not at least 18, what the hell are you doing here in the first place ? Go outside and play !! |
| SO.......You haven't had enough yet?.. You want more?..... That must mean your really interested in knowing more about me....OR....your mentally ill with way too much free time on your hands. I'll leave it to you to decide which. |
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| Know-It-Alls: |
| We've all had run ins with these people. You dont have to be online long to meet up with your first one. These are the people gifted with cyber ESP. They are the all knowing, all seeing individuals who can, after reading a web page and a short chat, know everything there is to know about someone else..Once theyve received their devine 411 there is nothing they dont know. Dont dare sugjest that their wrong about something either. Once they have recieved that devine 411 their minds slam shut. It should be called ESB because its actaully Extra Special Bullshit. |
| Enough about the turn offs, Its time to look on the bright side. |
| After all.....Doesnt a cyber blowjob still feel like your hand? |
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| Hypocritical Christians : |
| If you look up the definition of HYPOCRITICAL in the dictonary there should be a picture of your average, run-of-the-mill fundamentalist Christian. These are the people who live and worship under the banner of DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO...OR ELSE!! it's ironic that a religion that so publicly proclaims ABSOLUTE LOVE as it's basis should, over it's history, spawn such unmitigated hatred and violence. Whats worse, they actually seem to derive a twisted sence of pride in attacking others. Christians have a wonderful way of justifying the blood on their hands as doing their gods work. If Christianity is about absolute love, what were the crusades all about. How many people have died though the centuries in the name of Absolute love? Is there any real difference between a Pope declairing a holy war on the Muslims and Hitler declairing war on the British? They both invaded other's countries and killed millions of people who didn't want to die. Hitler wanted his master race, the Pope, his master religion. They all justified what they were doing as nessessary and they both had their symbols, one a cross, the other a swastika. What is it about religion that turnes otherwise intelligent people into mindless puppets? They will flock together like scared sheep, filling a stadium only spend the next two hours in some kind of mass hypnotic trance. With eye's shut and mouths wide open, they sway their lifted arms and try not to fall down like drunks. While all this is going on their is some self appointed protector of the faith yelling, even though there is a PA system. It's not important that he might have just paid a prostitute for a blow job an hour before paid with embezzeled money from the church. Whats important is getting the elderly to send in their social security checks and mom and dad to send juniors college fund. And what happens if they don't send in the money you ask..... Well God will call the minister home. Remember that line of shit once used by one of the better know hypocrite christians? Remember Jim and Tammie and their little money problem? And how about Jimmy Swaggart. Now there's someone to look up to. especially if your the one he paid to service him before a big sermon. My personal favorites are David Coresh and Jim Jones. Two of the more up-standing leaders of the Christian faith. Take a look at a picture of either of these guys eyes. is their anyone home there??? These two are shinning examples of what happens when we stop thinking for ourselves and start blindly following the twisted rantings of a lunatic who takes a centuries old bedtime story and perverts it to their advantage. Isn't it time to stop preaching LIVE AND LET LIVE ?? GEE....do you think this might piss off a few people out there ? I am not against religion. In fact I have a spiritual side. I have never felt like trying to force my beliefs down others throats. I feel that my beliefs are just that.....mine. I don't try to force others to see thing my way, I do my own thing and let others do theirs. |
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| Man hating feminists: |
| I don't ever want to be counted as one of the ever growing number of man hating feminists out there. I'm all for womens rights and support them 100% but gee ladies...lighten up a little. I, for one, miss the days when men wouldn't think twice about complimenting a woman for taking the time to look nice. Now they seem hesitant to even smile at a woman for fear of being attacked....or sued. Why not leave at least a few men, with balls intact, for us old fashioned women who still love to flirt with a real man. Since when did a compliment become a bad thing?? I'm 36 now and staying in shape isn't getting any easier with each passing year. If a guy drives by, when I'm out biking, and yells "nice ass!" I feel wonderful ! You radical feminists out there can have your BMW driving, politically correct, limp dick lap dogs. I'll take a hard workin, hard lovin, Harley riding, leather wearing, tell it like it is stud anyday........... Just like Mom did. |
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| Special note....... PLEASE don't take this page to seriously, I'm only teasing |
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