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These are notes between Darth Vader and Owen (Luke’s uncle. And yes, I do realize that Owen’s not really Luke’s uncle, and that he’s not really Vader’s brother. I just wanted him to be Luke’s real uncle, and it has been that way ever since I started my SW fics 4 years ago. I’ve gotten a lot of, “Owen’s not Luke’s uncle. Don’t you know anything.” Type comments, so I’m telling you upfront, I know that he’s not really his uncle.)

New Author Note after AOTC: after watching AOTC, it turns out that it's not completely far off that Owen and Anakin would be brothers, since they are step-brothers in the movies. They are still full brothers in my stories, though.

Note 1
To my hateful brother, (Owen)

Do you still live on Tatooine? How’s business? I hope rotten. I know where your children are, and you don’t. Ha ha! (I’m talking about Gryvonbarf, Taran, Eilonwy, and Shanna) I had them taken away from you. You made one vital mistake – Not keeping their births on the local computer. Well, I’ll soon be torturing dad, and you can’t do anything about it. Ha ha!

Darth Vader
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Note 2
Vader,

Well, I have no idea how you got Dad without us knowing. Of course it could be another one of your Force things, that you never made clear. Why are you going to torture Dad? He didn't do anything to you.

Tell me, how are my children if you know how they are. Must go.


Owen
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Note 3
Owen,

How did I get dad without your knowing? I put my breathing mask thingy on mute, and cornered him when no one except your son was looking. I grabbed him and quickly got him to my ship.

What do you mean that dad didn’t do anything to me? He did to!!!!! He sold our mother when she was pregnant with me. Because of him I grew up a slave!!!! Hah! He didn’t do anything to me! That sounds so funny!

I think your daughters Eilonwy and Shanna are servants in the Imperial palace. Your son Gryvon is a stormtrooper. He’s quite stupid.

Your other son, the one I didn’t even know you had….your youngest….I think his name is Luke….is smarter than any of his siblings. That was smart of you to change your last name before he was born…..because that way I didn’t notice him on the local network, because he was under the last name Lars instead. If you hadn’t of done that, I would have kidnapped him too.

Anyway, I’m going to kill him. He lied to me, and no one gets away with lying to me. I thought he would be as stupid as his brother, but I was wrong. I took what he said at face value and went to Dantooine. I discovered that droids were illegal there. But don’t worry, I’m coming back to Tatooine to capture him. If you were smart you would have fled the planet……but if you didn’t that’s your problem. No matter, the next time I see your son Luke I’m going to kill him.

I hope you have a horrible, no good, rotten, very bad day and night!

Your brother,
Darth Vader
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Note 4
Darth Vader,

Go ahead try and kidnap Luke, but I don't think you will. Like you said, he's smarter than his brother (and now you), so he knows what to do. He heard about you, and knows you will try to kill him if he displeased you, so come back to Tatooine, and see what he did.

Thank you for the update with my children. I hope they're doing fine.

What Dad did to you was a long time ago, mother forgave him, and you said you did too, so what's up with that? Does he even know that you're Anakin? I think it's about time Mom find out who you are, it's been a secret for too long, don't you agree?
Well, have to go.

Owen
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Note 5
Owen,

Well I returned to Tatooine to find that you were all gone. That was a smart move on your part, but do not worry, I will soon kidnap Luke and there is nothing you can do about it. I WILL kidnap him, torture him, and kill him…..he lied to me, and now he’s going to pay.

And DON’T YOU EVER say that your son is smarter than me. He may have intelligence, but there is no way that he has as much force sensitivity as I do….so he can’t be smarter than me. He probably has a very weak force, just like his brother. It is possible to have intelligence, but still have a very weak force. But to have a strong force sensitivity and intelligence combined….you become smarter than anyone else. So you can’t say that your son Luke has more intelligence than me, because there is no way that he does.

Your children are all in good health and doing fine….as well as any servant or stormtrooper can expect to do. But your youngest….he will soon die, as soon as I get my hands on him.

I never said I forgave dad for what he did to me. He wronged me, so now he is going to pay. Yes, he knows that I am Anakin….I told him on my last note. I hope he’s scared, because he better be!!! Don’t you dare tell mom who I am, or I’ll kill you too.

Now that I have you captured on the Death Star…..how do you like being tortured? I’m going to torture you for suggesting that your son could be smarter than me!!! And you better tell me where he is!!!!

Tell Leia that she better name the Rebel Base and tell me where the plans are, or I’m going to kill her soon too.

We just captured a ship called the Millennium Falcon. I have reason to believe that they may have the plans….and if they do…all passengers aboard that ship will die as soon as I have the plans.

Bye until the next time I torture you.

Darth Vader
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Note 6
Darth Vader,

I don't care how Force sensitive you are, because I've never understood that stuff. So, if you want to say you're smarter than your nephew, than go right ahead. I wasn't the one who decided to believe my nephew.

Let me get this straight, you're going to kill Dad, your nephew, and me, if I tell Mom who you are? You sure have a lot killing to do.

Owen
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Note 7
Owen,

If you don’t care that I’m the most force sensitive person ever, I don’t really care. That’s your own problem. Soon I’ll be killing you. I just signed the papers to execute you, dad, and Leia…..so it will no longer matter.

I don’t say that I’m smarter than my nephew. I AM SMARTER THAN HE IS.

And about believing your son….I already explained that. I’m sure he’s lied to you before, and I’m sure that you’ve believed him before……so you see it’s no big deal. Is he a big lier?

NO…..I didn’t say I’d kill you, dad, and my nephew if you told mom who I was. I was only talking about you. I’m killing dad and Luke anyway….whether you tell mom or not. I decided to kill you anyway….just because I thought you might tell her anyway.

Well I feel Obi-Wan Kenobi’s presence…and I’m sure he’s not alone. I’m going to kill him and his companions………….and they will not escape me.

Enjoy the next couple of minutes of your life, because they will be your last.

Your brother,
Darth Vader
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Note 8
Darth Vader,

Since you want to kill me, and are going to, I decided that there was nothing to lose if I told Mom who you were, so I did. She wrote back to me saying she broke down crying for days, and hated herself just because of you. You should know better than to hurt your own mother, Vader. Now, I'm sure you're going to tell me that it's my fault that Mom is hurt, but the truth is I would have nothing to tell Mom if it wasn't for you. If you haven't become Vader and stayed Anakin Mom wouldn't be hurt, but because you chose to turn, I chose to tell Mother the truth, because it may very well be the last thing I do. I hope you're happy.

Listen, Vader, you're not any smarter than my son, because anyone that stands on their pride is the stupidest person in the galaxy. I will tell you that there are many proud people in the galaxy and you're not any better than them. Yes, you may be the MOST Force Sensitive people in the galaxy, but that doesn't change the fact that you're too prideful, and need a good punch in the face, I mean mask.

To tell you the truth, no my son isn't a big liar, and isn't the best one of it. He must have been working on it when you talked to him.

Well, I'll be enjoying my last few minutes of my life, with no worries of you. The worst you can do is destroy my body, but God can destroy the soul. I'm not scared of you, so kill me.



Owen
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Note 9
Owen,

I don’t believe you. I don’t believe that you told mom about who I was. Why do I say that? You’re not very good at lying to me, Owen. I know mom a lot better than you do…and what you said she said…..and the way you had her act……doesn’t sound like her.

I also wrote to her….and she had no clue as to who I was in her letters…..so guess what….I know you lied.

I am NOT to prideful…..so shut up.

About your son…..I HATE HIM!!!!!! He ruined all my plans. He rescued you and dad and Leia….and he humiliated me in front of everyone. He’s going to pay!!! The next time I see him, he’s dead. He escaped….and he closed that door that separated me from the rest of you. I HATE HIM!!!!

Don’t you dare say that I’m not smarter than he is. I AM!!!

No one would dare punch me. If they tried to, I would kill them. People have more intelligence than to go against me…..it has worked in the past……on everyone except your son. He must be really stupid if he dared to go against me.

Well if he’s not a big liar and not the best one at lying, who cares. He still lied to me. Anyone can lie…..and someone will eventually believe them….no matter how bad they are at it.

You would be dead right now if it hadn’t been for YOUR SON THAT I HATE!!!!!!


Darth Vader
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Note 10
Darth Vader,

Yeah, I agree with you, that 'someone' would eventually believe someone else when they lie, but I'm shocked that that 'someone' was You!! I thought you knew better, but guess not.

You're telling me to shut up? Hello, but you should be the one who's shutting up. If you shut up about your 'intelligence' than I'll shut up about saying anyone else is smarter than you. Deal?

So, what do you want me to do about the door? You're the one who built this flying moon, you should have thought of something better than what you did. It's your fault, because you didn't think that a blaster would damage it, and stop you from killing us. What can I say? Life's not fair.


Owen
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Note 11
Owen,

Well I’m going to kill your son and you and father. Soon the Rebellion will be crushed and you’ll all be dead!!!!!

There is no one else that is smarter than me, so there doesn’t need to be anymore discussion on my intelligence. I’ll drop the subject if you stop telling me that there’s anyone smarter than me.

I didn’t expect you to do anything about the door. I’m not the one that designed the Death Star doors, okay.

Well no matter, the Death Star will soon blow up the Rebel Base…and you’ll all be dead!!!!!

By the way, your son has been writing me. He has been insulting me, so I suggest that you advise him not to insult me any further.

The battle is looking good right now. We are skunking you!!!!!! There is only one problem…there appears to be a Rebel pilot who is strongly Force Sensitive, but I don’t care. He can’t be as strong as me, so I’ll kill him. It will only be a matter of time. He is leading the assault right now and is dodging my shots. I will get him eventually…it will be kind of fun because it will be more of a challenge, plus I get the enjoyment out of killing someone who is Force Sensitive.


I’ll be blowing you up in minutes,
Darth Vader
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Note 12
Darth Vader,

I'm waiting....

Well, I'll tell my son, but I doubt he'll listen. I'm shocked that some little insults is getting on YOUR nerves. The meanest, 'most force sensitive', 'most intelligent' person in the GALAXY, is getting annoyed with some little insults. HA! You should know better.

Well, Yavin hasn't blown up yet, and you haven't killed that pilot, so I'm STILL waiting. By the way, I don't CARE if you win, because I'll be die, and I'll be more than happy if we win, so you couldn't worry yourself about it.


Owen
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Note 13
First Owen and Vader Note written after AOTC came out.


Owen,

I HATE YOU! You kept something from me this whole time, and I hate you for it. I know all about Luke now because one of my spies told me. I know that he is MY son and not yours. How dare you keep something like that from me? He’s Force Sensitive, isn’t he? I know he is, and I know that he’s strongly Force Sensitive because he used the Force in the battle…just enough for me to pick up on it. He made me mad by destroying the Death Star, lying to me, and rescuing you and dad. But do not worry; no matter how hard you try to protect him or hide him from me, I’m going to find him. I’m going on a hunt for him. I’m going to capture him and then make him help me. He’s going to rule the Empire with me after we kill the Emperor. Nothing you do will save him from me. If he does anything stupid, or if I find out that he isn’t Force Sensitive, I’m going to kill him. If he tries to kill me…and hurts me any way, I’m going to kill him. He’d be useful to have working with me, but if he causes any problems, I’m going to kill him. The only thing that really matters is his powers, and I will use them if I can.

Another thing that I hate you for is that you were not able to stop mother from getting hurt by the sandpeople. I’ve never forgotten that. You know, she ALMOST DIED because you couldn’t rescue her right away. I hate you for putting her through all that pain.

No one can insult me and get away with it, even my son. If he continues to make me angry, I WILL kill him. I don’t care.

Well I hope you like your little victory.

If I had designed the plans they would have been BETTER. I’m not the one that designed them. Count Dooku was the one that designed them with the help of the Separatists at the beginning of the Clone Wars. It’s not my fault that they had such a huge weakness. I wasn’t allowed to alter them in any way.


Darth Vader
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Note 14
Darth Vader,

I had a duty and that was to protect Luke as long as I could, until you found out. Since you have now learned that he is your son and he knows nothing of it, hopefully you'll get some sense and know that he's living a good life and if you enter it you'll ruin it.

Killing your own son means you have no mercy in your cold heart. That's wrong and you know it, why can't you see things the way they REALLY ARE??

Well, I couldn't have saved Mom even if I wanted. You know as well as I do that I had to stay with Dad when he got his leg cut off. I would have gone, but Beru and Dad forced me to stay. If it wasn't for me letting you use my speeder, you wouldn't have been able to save her yourself.

Ha! It's stupid of you to brag about something that's not even yours and that gets blown up at the end. That was a dumb thing to do, Vader, and I thought you knew better.


Owen
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Note 15
Owen,

Thanks to you, my ex-wife, and Obi-Wan I am now 100% sure that Luke is my son! I doubted it until I pretended like I was sure that Luke was my son so that I could find out if it were true or not. Now I know!!!! I tricked you!

I don’t care if I “ruin” his life or not. I don’t care about him, all right. I only care about his Force Sensitiveness. I don’t care what kind of life he lives …whether he lives a good life or a rotten one or anything EXCEPT his Force Sensitiveness, all right? Thanks for telling me that he doesn’t know that I’m his father.

I don’t want to have a child that I have to care about and love. Unless he can help me rule the galaxy, I don’t want him. If he gets in my way, I’ll kill him. I don’t care about his life, as I said before. I don’t love him or anything…understand me? To me, he’s just another person who just happens to be blood related to me…and that I can use him if he turns to the Dark Side…and depending on how Force Sensitive he is depends on how useful he will be to me. He doesn’t mean much to me.

Whatever you say. I still say that you and dad could have saved mom but NO you couldn’t even take care of a few sandpeople. Yes, well I suppose I should be thankful for you to letting me use your speeder so that I could get to mom….but I could have taken my ship to. You just volunteered the speeder, so I used it.

Well even I make mistakes. So maybe I shouldn’t have bragged about the Death Star that I didn’t design, but I didn’t see any harm in it. It would have looked good had the Death Star destroyed Yavin and if Luke had not blown it up.


Darth Vader
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more coming....

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