Note 1:
Darth Tyranus,

I heard that you were interested in the Kamino cloners. A guy named Darth Sidious contacted me (you both have the same first name…that’s strange.) Anyway, the other Darth guy told us to contact you and give you all the information we know about the Kamino cloners. Let’s see here…well they only take originals that are smart and would be promising as clones. You must have a good reason for wanting clones, and they have to like your reason. You also must provide money…and I don’t know. Oh yeah…they do this thing called growth acceleration…which speeds up the process of growing. A mature clone (one that looks like they’re 20 years old) takes only 10 years to grow. They also told me that intelligence was altered to make the clones stupid so that they will take orders without question…and so that they will be very obedient and do whatever is asked of them. The clones go through extensive training programs. That’s all I know. I also wanted to tell you that the Maurders have now joined with Darth Sidious (and I guess you) in that we will provide droids for your war. Darth Sidious told us that we get to fight the Republic…and take it over. I can’t wait! We make very powerful battle droids…different than the Trade Federation’s. I believe ours are superior to theirs. The Maurders have now started the Commerce Guild, and we are already profiting from it. I can’t wait until we take over the Republic!


Stu Stupid
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Note 2:
Stu,

I am most pleased to hear of your progress. I must say that “growth acceleration” does sound like a most fascinating subject…But do you think it wise to impair their intelligence? There are other methods of control…

These battle droids of yours…You believe them to be “superior” to that of the Trade Federation’s? Sir, I can name many number of battle droids that are indeed “superior” to the Trade Federations! What is it that makes yours “superior”?

The Maurders have joined with Lord Sidious, yes I already know. Sidious and do keep in touch about these things, you know.

As for your question over our “first names”, they are more titles than names.

Yes, I too am looking forward to the Republic’s end.


Darth Tyranus
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Note 3:
Darth Tyranus,

Well I heard about the recent situation on Naboo, where the Trade Federation failed to invade Naboo, and everything. Wasn’t that last week?

At any rate, the cloners on Kamino have told me that they are eager to begin the cloning process right away. Have you found a suitable Original host? I can give you the Prime Minister’s name so you can contact him directly. His name is Lama Su. I have explained to them that the army would be for the Republic, and they seem most interested to help.

Do I think it wise to impair the clones intelligence? Someone once told me that it is easier to control a bunch of stupid people than it is to control intelligent people. Intelligent people might try to do stuff their own way. It is up to you. I am only providing you the information. I had heard of clones, but we lacked the resources. I put out an inquiry, and Darth Sidious responded, sounding most interested.

If you share his interest, perhaps you should also look into the matter. I can tell you, though, it seems as if Lama Su will only support reliable people. He mentioned Jedi Knights in this, so perhaps you could pretend you were a Jedi Knight and go by some name of a recently dead Jedi Knight… (that way the person would be real, and they could verify the name, and wouldn’t check to find out they were recently killed.) and make the proposal on behalf of the Republic and Jedi Council. I cannot pretend to be a Jedi because the Kaminoians already know me.

Yes, I do believe that our battle droids are superior to the Trade Federation’s. I can show you, if you would like. You must come to our base planet of Anuvuin. When you do, my people would be glad to show you our battle droids. Do let us know ahead of time so that we can make the proper accommodations for you. I will even be willing to show you a testing demonstration. Would you like that?

You and Sidious are friends then? Well I tell you the Maurders (now the Commerce Guild as our official title), will give you our full support. Do you need us to do anything right now? If you need me to gather more information for you, I would be glad to do that.

I see…so Darth is a title, but what does it mean?

Good. It is good that we both share a passion for seeing the Republic’s end. So are you interested in a clone army? Without your support, I cannot do this, and I have wanted to make clones for so long! Do you have any plans about how to end the Republic?


A member of your team,
Stu Stupid
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