Note 1:
First Palpatine and Jar-Jar Note written after AOTC



Jar-Jar Binks,

I heard that Senator Amidala put you in charge of her position in her absence. So tell me, my young Gungan friend…what do you think of our situation. Obi-Wan Kenobi has been attacked by the Separatists, and he may even be dead right now. The Trade Federation dared to attack a Jedi Knight…a protector of peace and justice for the Republic. Obi-Wan informed us in his message the that Separatists have a huge droid army…the Trade Federation, the Commerce Guild, the InterGalatic Banking Clan, and the Cooperate Alliance have all backed the Separatists up with both money and an invasion army. What are we to do? The Republic has no way for defense. The clone army for the Republic that Obi-Wan told us about would do very nicely, don’t you agree? But the problem is the Senate would never vote to use a clone army…there are too many Senators with their own interests in mind to consider what good it would be to the Republic to have an army. The only way that I can conceive of getting out of this situation would be if someone were to make a motion that I (as Supreme Chancellor) would get emergency powers…that I would make decisions without the approval of the Senate…that is the only way that we can win this war. War is inevitable now that the Separatists have directly attacked us. I would then be able to make any decision I wanted without getting the approval of anyone. The only problem is…who would move to make such a radical amendment. Sigh…if only Senator Amidala were here.


Supreme Chancellor Palpatine
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Note 2:
Your Exelensy Suprem Chanseler sir,

Meesa thinken mebee Trade Deferation little bitty greedy here and other Republic Senators, too, and da Republic in big doodoo now, all da defense left is da Jedi. Meesa knwin Obi-Wan still alive. Heesa surviving berry, berry scary guy with painted face, why not able to surviving dumb Trade Federation? Meesa playin Senta Padmé’s part now, and messa not yet beleve dat emergncy powers shoulda be pased to Your Excellensy. Clons fiht betar dan meckineeks, meesa tinks, but meesa wonderin whata weesa gunna do wit dem after finisen? Dem Kamioans mebee not wantin dem clons bak, so how weesa gunna keep da clones busy?

I not yet tinken emergncy powrs shoulda be givn to your Exelensy, cos meesa no tinken is a berry good idea to do tings wiouta someun elsa sayin yes. Meesa no knowin what you gunna do!


Repisentive Jar Jar Binks
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Note 3:
Representative Jar-Jar Binks,

Some action must be taken soon, but with the current system, it will take days (possibly even weeks) before we could take an action. Obi-Wan Kenobi’s life is in danger. Doesn’t it mean anything to you that he was the Jedi Padwan who defeated the Sith 10 years ago on Naboo? That he helped save Naboo? Wouldn’t you like to have the unique chance of helping to save his life?

You, my friend, are one of the only beings put in a position that would allow for this.

Are you going to let the Sepratists, led by Count Dooku, to kill a Jedi Knight, to raise a droid army that puts our very Republic at risk? I have many reports of the size of their army. Currently, we have no army, and there is no way we could train one in such short an amount of time.

Obi-Wan Kenobi went to the planet of Kamino and learned that this droid army has been training extensively for 10 years. (Ever since the clones were “born.”) Only with their help could we have any chance of defending ourselves against these terror minded Separatists.

Surely you have enough intelligence to realize that something must be done. Think of what you could do for your planet, for the Republic if you were to take such an action. And think about Padmé Amidala. What would she do were she in your situation? Do you think she would pass up a chance like this? Do you think she would let Obi-Wan Kenobi die?

You are right…the Republic’s only defense is the Jedi Knights, but there are far too few of them. They could not fight the droid army all by themselves. Besides that, they have other, every day missions to attend to. We cannot solely depend on them for our protection. Think about it, Jar-Jar.

You ask what will be done with the clone army after this war with the Separatists is over? Do not worry about that, Jar-Jar. I will find something for them to do. They could be very useful as a security force, or for little jobs…who knows. I’m sure the Republic will find a use for them.

The only way for a quick action to be taken is if someone were to move for the Supreme Chancellor to have Emergency powers. And if you worry about what other people’s opinions are…ask the Jedi Council, ask Bail Antilles, or ask the other Loyalists. I’m sure you’ll find that they are in agreement.

It is sadly the only action that can be taken in such a situation.

What will you do, Jar-Jar? Will you do your duty to help the Republic? Think of what everyone on Naboo would think of you if you let Obi-Wan die.

I have scheduled a Senate meeting in 2 hours. I trust that you will be present?

I also might tell you…if you don’t make this move for emergency powers, someone else will. Wouldn’t you like to be the person to suggest this change? Bail or other Loyalists will, but I am letting you have the first pick. You deserve it, Jar-Jar.


Yours,
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine
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Note 4:
Your Exelensy Suprem Chanseler sir,

Of cose messa wanna save Obi-wans life n yous righty sumetin must be done.

But yous sure Padmé would act like disn? She neva likes violence but solve problems diplomatically n’ so do meesa. Meesa nut sure she woulds agree. If wees take dis army to fight and kill dese Sepratists oddas will say usn republic is a tyranny n rebel like does ones now. Weesa gotta find anutta way real quick me tinkn.

N’so yous say meesa could ask whomeva me wish for for consent-mesa liks askin da jedi council. Theys less involved into politicl odds me seems and Obi-Wan is one of theirs. Wees gotta make maxi biggo speed wid disn since yous scheduled da for so earlys.

Wid all duey respect Sir, meesa nut so keen for ya first picky offa anyways. Meesa wantn do like Padmé woulda, meesa promised. Nut headin for personal glory. If deres so manys keen on doin dis first step why yousa callin’ on me..?


Repisentive Jar Jar Binks
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Note 5:
My dear friend, Representative Jar-Jar Binks,


If your main concern is questioning whether you think Padmé would take this kind of action, let me give you some reassurance. I have just received a letter from her, and I have copied it into this letter. Let me know if any question remains…

Supreme Chancellor Palpatine,

The news about Obi-Wan is alarming. It is obvious that the Separatists are creating an army and creating actions of war. I regret that I must withdraw from a year’s work in trying to defeat the Military Creation Act. Count Dooku is behaving in a war-like manner. We have no choice but to create that army. The members in the Senate will never go along with the clone army. I believe that our only option would be to give you emergency powers. I know that you will not abuse them. There is no other way that we can save Obi-Wan or the Republic.

Sincerely,
Senator Padmé Amidala



So as you can see from Padmé’s letter, it is her wish that we use the clones to help Obi-Wan. Might I also point out that other members of the Loyalist Committee are also now in favor of this action, as is the entire Jedi Council. Go ahead and ask the Jedi Council for their opinion, but they are busy trying to save Obi-Wan right now. As I said, they are in favor of giving me the Emergency powers…it is the only way to use the Clone Army and protect the Republic from harm.

I detest war as much as you do, but I am afraid it is unavoidable. The Separatists have imprisoned Obi-Wan Kenobi, a Jedi Knight…a guardian of peace and justice for the Republic. They are holding him there, and probably plan to kill him. Did you not see the Trade Federation’s use of the droid deeka?

If no action is taken against him, the army may wipe out all the Jedi Knights that will be going to Geonosis. If I am correct, they plan on sending 200 Jedi Knights to help save Obi-Wan…if all of them die, the Republic will be very much crippled, as the Jedi Knights are our only “soldiers” right now. But if we had the use of an army, the Republic might be able to defend themselves against such a powerful enemy. Obi-Wan Kenobi himself reported to me the large number of droid armies that currently occupy Geonosis.

What else would you propose we should do? I would love to end this conflict peacefully, but I do not see a way to do that. When someone threatens the life of a respected member of the Republic, an action must be taken.

As I see it, it is the only way that Obi-Wan can be saved.

None of us like to solve problems with violence, but when an act of violence is committed against the Republic, the situation is beyond diplomacy. The Jedi Council, whose members uphold peace, see no other way around it. One of their own members is involved.

As for those that may think the Republic is a tyranny because one person will be making the decisions for a short amount of time…then let me reassure them, as I must reassure you. I will lay down my power when this crisis has abated. I have no personal desire for this extra power, beyond the fact that it will allow me to serve the Republic better during this time of war. A tyranny is usually thought of as an unjust and bad form of government. Do not call my emergency control a tyranny. I serve the people of the Republic, and I will strive to act in their best interest. I love the Republic, and I love democracy. It is such a shame that I might have to have emergency powers, but in a time like this, I can think of no other action. My first priority is to serve the Republic, and protect the members. The Separatists present a threat to that, so I must act.

If no action is made, organizations will think that the Republic is weak, and we will be vulnerable to future attacks. I am sure you do not want this, and I will not let the Republic fall apart. It has stood together for 1,000 years. I will not allow anything to happen to it.

You say we have to find another way? Well name another way.

I do hope you come up with something soon, because the meeting will take place in 15 minutes.

You ask why I am asking you to do this? It is because you represent Padmé, and Padmé is well respected in the Senate. You have a better chance of helping Obi-Wan than does anyone else. People will listen to you; they may not listen to others. On top of that you are a Loyalist, as is Padmé. If the Loyalist committee members are in favor of this, then the argument will be that much stronger.



Supreme Chancellor Palpatine
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Note 6:
Your Exelensy Suprem Chanseler sir,

Yay, Sir, t’indeed was me main concern whether Padmi would agree n’ now dat yous let me know tis her will to take dis step mees got no furda questions. Meesa wonders why she won’t let me know by herself though..

Yous know da Gungans ain’t no bunch of cowards. So ain’t mees. When deres no odda way left – an ‘t really seems so by nows since even da Jedi council sees no odda way – wees gotta fight for freedom.

As ya said ‘t could really be interpreted as a weakness nut to take action in dis threat n’ once regarded as weak wees can’t count on diplomatic success in futya. T’might as well be a hint o’fate date dese clones are readys at exactly dis time.

So me guess t’must be n’ since ya promise ya will put down da emergency powas as soon as da crisis is unda control…meesa will stand up for da survival o’ our Republic.

No worries, Sir, weesa gonna make it. Mees will vote for dis step now n’ do me best to help savin’ Obi-Wan n’ all da folks o’ da Republic. Yous can coun’t on mees.


Repisentive Jar Jar Binks
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Note 7:
Representative Jar-Jar Binks,

It was fortunate that you agreed to give me the Emergency Powers. Without them, I would have been powerless to help Obi-Wan.

As you know, we have already had the Senate session. I thank you for agreeing to make the move for my Emper……I mean Emergency powers. Goodness…I’ve been getting so little sleep recently that I can’t even spell. Forgive me if I make mistakes in this letter. Anyway, at the meeting if you had any doubt about the will of the other members of the Republic, certainly that session lifted them. Your move was unanimously voted upon.

This small step that you made in the Senate will give me the necessary power to make sure that the Republic survives. As my first move with these new powers I called for a grand army of the Republic to be formed, consisting of the clones from Kamino. The Jedi Council has agreed to utilize the army in their rescue of Obi-Wan. Hopefully they will not need the army, but it is at Master Yoda’s disposal if necessary.

Another action I have recently made is to make some official changes in government. Due to our situation, I felt that there were people with more expertise in certain areas of our government. Therefore, I replaced some of these positions with new people…such as Tarkin and Piett. With these replacements, the Republic will function better during this time. I have replaced all top government officials with my own.

When Padmé is able to come back to Coruscant, I am sure she will be pleased with your action, Jar-Jar. As I told you, it is what she wanted. Now your question about why she contacted me instead of directly contacting you directly…well there’s an easy explanation for that. Due to the huge danger her life was in (surely you remember the assassination attempts), it was safe for her only to make contact with one person in the Senate. Since I am the Supreme Chancellor, she felt it more appropriate to make contact with me instead of you. As the head of the Senate, she thought that emergency situations would best be handled at the top of the Senate, and naturally I was concerned for her. She knew that I would share the information with you, and it would be best to have the top person in the Senate know before other members of the Senate.

Of course I know the Gungans aren’t a bunch of cowards. I remember the brave action the Gungans took back during the Invasion of Naboo. It is sad that we must fight for our freedom, but I WILL NOT allow anyone to break up our Republic that has stood for a thousand years. The Republic is in good hands now.

I am glad that you see my wisdom in taking the action we are now taking. We certainly do not want to appear weak to ANYONE. It is a lucky coincidence that the clones were ready at the time that we needed them; I must agree with you there.

Yes, as I told you and the entire Senate, I promise to lay down the emergency powers as soon as the crisis is under control. You have my word on that, Jar-Jar.

I certainly hope that you are right. I could not bear to see this Republic torn apart by anything or anyone. I appreciate your loyalty Jar-Jar. It will much be needed in these dark times.

I have heard from the Jedi that the Separatists, lead by Count Dooku, did indeed have a droid army waiting for Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Padmé. As the story was related to me, Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Padmé, were all going to be executed in a huge arena, and they all managed to escape this death. Just as the droids had surrounded the three of them, the Jedi Knights, lead by Mace Windu, attacked the droid army. Do you know, Jar-Jar, that 200 Jedi were sent to Geonosis? From what I have heard there have been many deaths.

However, Yoda has informed me that the clone army, thanks to your action, are now on their way and will hopefully get there in time to save as many Jedi lives as possible.

You must excuse me. I have much planning to do. I have a huge responsibility now, you know.


Supreme Chancellor Palpatine
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Note 8:
Your Exelensy Suprem Chanseler sir,

Sorry yous find no sleep and ‘tis really no problem yous misspell anyting Sir. Guess yous havn enough pains readin’ me lettas all da times.

But for dese all changes widin top government. Yous really tinkn it being wise exchangin’ all dese people all at once? Mesa imagine cumin’ news to such a posture does new men o’ ya own must need time to get into all dyr new duties. Don’t wes need them people who fully ovalook da crisis by deyr past experience..and havn’t day served well?

Padmi, Obi-Wan an’ Anakin…ar’ dey safes by now? Mesa heard about dis misfortune, me regret all da losses n hope da clones gonna kick dose separatists butts for doin all dat to da jedi. But…tink Padmi still is in risk bein assassinated afta all dis Chanser? Me dearly hopes she’s gonna be outta danga..


Repisentive Jar Jar Binks
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Note 9:
Representative Jar-Jar Binks,

After I heard about the victory on Geonosis, I found it less hard to sleep. From what I heard, 20 Jedi out of the 200 who had gone to Geonosis were alive when Yoda came with the Clone army. If the army had not been used, all the Jedi Knights there would have been killed. Among the survivors are Obi-Wan Kenobi, Mace Windu, Padmé Amidala, and Obi-Wan’s apprentice Anakin Skywalker. I know Padmé is not a Jedi, but I thought you’d like to hear that she is still alive.

Of course now there is war…I’m declaring it, and calling it the Clone Wars, due to the clones that are fighting in it. It is a shame that we had to go to war, but you and I both know that it was necessary. I am afraid that the Jedi Knights will still be involved in the war, though. I hope that not many are killed. The Jedi have suffered enough loses already. Just think what would happen if they were all to be wiped out. That is a terrible thought, is it not?

The Republic’s clone army was able to defeat the Separatists droid army. I am hoping that we will win this war quickly and easily, without many more loses. The clone troops, stormtroopers, have been trained well. They will fight well for us, I do believe.

As for the changes within the top government. Do not worry yourself about that. I’ll assure you that those individuals are my most trusted friends and advisors. I have known them all for a very long time, and we talk about Republic issues a lot. They will assure that things will go as they need to be run. I have every confidence in their abilities to do the job. With much consideration did I ponder over the decisions regarding each one of them. I am confident that they are all worthy and competent enough to do the jobs. The people who once occupied their positions might have had experience, but they were corrupt and I would not have trusted them with my life. You must believe me when I say that my new choices will be far superior then the old ones.

Trust me, Jar-Jar; I know what I am doing. You must have faith in me. If members of the Republic do not have faith in me, how can we possibly overcome this tragedy, this war?

As far as I know, Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Padmé are all safe. I am not certain when Padmé will be able to be back here on Coruscant. I heard from several people that she is still on Naboo. I am not sure what she is up to, but I intend to find out.

There are rumors that there is a relationship between Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala. Do you know anything about this, Jar-Jar? If so, you must tell me everything at once. I want to know every detail. You see, I wish to congratulate the couple.

Perhaps you are right. The Trade Federation members may be too occupied with the war at hand to be concerned with killing Padmé. After all, I heard that they bounty hunter that was hired to kill Padmé was killed in the battle.

Since Obi-Wan played so vital a role in this…that he discovered the cloners, and of how he fought so bravely, I have decided to make Obi-Wan the general of the Clone Wars. I am not sure what his apprentice will do. Obi-Wan will have little time to train Anakin because of his general duties…but the boy seems to have exceptional skill. Maybe he will become a Jedi Knight soon.

With these thoughts, I must leave you now. I have much to do.


Supreme Chancellor Palpatine
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Note 10:
Your Exelensy Suprem Chanseler sir,

Mesa really lucky Padmi and Obi Wan are alives and mes hopes all dem losses gonna serve a good purpose. Good dat da hired murderer was killed anyways.

Mes cannot put me finga on it but somehow mesa still not tinkn tis was so goody to replace all da leadin’ persons. Wesa gonna see. Me hopes yousa right in de end and everything turns out well. Too much faith can bes deadly some of usn says somewhen.

Mesa tinkn it a good idea fough makn Obi Wan general of dat clone army. Hesa good and experienced man.

As for da relationship mesa nut so sure. Guess she likes him, ya, but mes nut so sure deys fit as a couple. The boy is a lot younger me tinkn and hesa…well dis not me bag uf fishys.

Mesa hopn da crisis gonna be unda control in times.


Repisentive Jar Jar Binks
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Note 11:
Dear Representative Jar-Jar Binks,

It has come to my attention that Anakin and Padmé have just been married. Do you know if it is true? Jar-Jar, Naboo is your home planet as well as mine…but as Supreme Chancellor I have little free time and certainly could not go to Naboo myself, but I was wondering if you would be willing to go to Naboo for me. Tell me everything you can about their relationship, and if Padmé ever gets pregnant, make sure you tell me. Can you do that for me, Jar-Jar? Because of the Clone Wars, I don’t imagine that Anakin stay with Padmé much anyway, but one night together is enough for them to have children. Since I am making all the decisions, there is no real need for a representative from Naboo to be on Coruscant right now. I will tell Padmé all that I decide. I don’t imagine that she would want to go to Coruscant at this time anyway. I would like you to stay with Padmé to make sure she is safe. I’m quite confident that Anakin will be unable to stay on Naboo, and the Jedi Council is unaware of the marriage to Padmé. It is a good thing, too, because the Jedi Order expels those who marry.

It will be okay, Jar-Jar. You must trust me. In time you will see the wisdom in replacing the old leading officials.

Yes, yes…Obi-Wan has made some fine decisions as general of the Clone Wars. The Clone Wars seem to being going well for us. Hopefully the war will be over shortly. You must forgive me, but I have just heard that Anakin has arrived here on Coruscant. I wish to speak to him.



Supreme Chancellor Palpatine
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Note 12:
Your Exelensy Suprem Chanseler sir,

Dey art…married? Woah..dis is..uuhm..new to mes. Mesa received pretty much no news frum home all da time so mesa sure’d be happy to deres. But..mesa still her Repisentive ova heres so mesa cannot leave dis posture. Dis kinda me duty stayn heres.

Yous say deres no need? Hmm, well, me mean me’d really love goin’ home to Naboo. Coruscant is a terrible place, ya see? Da ugly crowded places, all da pollution and da aggression of da people..tis always bringin’ me down. Mesa hopes ya won’t be affected by dis evil environs, Sir very sorry yous can’t return home so soon..to our wondaful planet.

Isn’t it kinda sad dat hesa must leave Padmi so sonn afta deyr marriage? She’s gonna be in sorry knowin’ him in dis war. Me guess…mesa really gonna take da next transport to see hers.


Repisentive Jar Jar Binks
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Note 13:
Representative Jar Jar Binks,

You took the transport to Naboo then? Very good. You have no idea how much it relieves me to know that Padmé is safe. Remember, you must keep me updated about how she is doing, and especially if she should ever get pregnant.

Yes, Padmé and Anakin are now married, Jar-Jar. Do not worry about your duty. I have that covered, Jar-Jar. There is a war going on, and you can be of most help to me if you would keep me informed about Padmé. Let me know if Anakin ever goes to Naboo, or if you happen to overhear anything about Anakin’s whereabouts at anytime. He may try to come back to Naboo to be with his wife.

Yes, Coruscant is quite an ugly place. I hope you enjoy yourself on our beautiful planet, Jar-Jar. Please stay there until I tell you that I think Padmé is safe.

It is very sad that Anakin must leave Padmé so soon after the marriage, but they have little choice. Anakin is a Jedi Knight, and it is his duty to serve the Republic in this time of need.

The Clone Wars seem to be going fairly well for us, but we seem to be losing a lot of Jedi. Such a shame. Our army is making quite a mess out of those droid armies. If all goes as planned, this war will be over soon.

It’s been nearly a month after the first battle of the Clone Wars, and Anakin and Padmé’s wedding.



Supreme Chancellor Palpatine
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Note 14:
Your Exelensy Suprem Chanseler sir,

Mesa very happies to be back heres on Naboo. Now dat Anakin is away mesa doubt strongly Padmi would get pregnant durin’ his absence, Suprem Chanseler, unless she already is whut me can’t say.

As for Anakin, yay, me really tinks hesa should come back as often as possible – why would deys have married if not to be togethers?

But me sees, as a Jedi hesa lotta work and wes need all dese greaty warriors to protect da republic by nows.

Yous say wesa lost lots of jed..ya wanna say…even mores than at Genosis? Dis really bad. Mes hopes da clones will be da key to finish dis war soon.


Repisentive Jar Jar Binks



Your Exelensy Suprem Chanseler sir,

Mesa happened to get to kwow about da most happy happening of Padmi’s pregnancy.

Everyting is great over heres at Naboo. Da red danbas art in full bloom and da meleas flowers cover da fields wid deir yellow, star-shaped blossoms.

Spring’s so wonderful Suprem Chanseler. Mesa really regret for yous yous can’t be heres wid usn. Mesa sure ya miss ya home as me have during me stay at Coruscant.

Anyways, me tinks da child gonna be really greaty how else should I t be, wid a jedi daddy and a queen mommy.



Repisentive Jar Jar Binks
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Note 15:
My dear Jar-Jar Binks,


You say that Padmé is pregnant? Oh I just KNEW something horrible like that would happen to mess up my plans. Thank you for telling me, Jar-Jar. You have no idea how big a help you have been to me and my plans.

There is one point that I feel that I need to correct you on. You said that the child will be really great because it has a Jedi father? Well I have news for you. Anakin Skywalker is no longer a Jedi; he’s a Sith. He is my apprentice. Oh, and I don’t think there is any way for you to warn anyone. I trust that my stormtroopers have come to the house you and Padmé have been staying at, and have taken you into prison. Padmé and her unborn child will soon die. I cannot very well have Padmé alive to tempt Anakin back to the Light Side, and their child would be extremely Force Sensitive (probably), and I cannot allow it to live.

I have just received news from my officers…they were able to capture you…but Padmé is missing. Where is she, Jar-Jar? I can only assume that Obi-Wan Kenobi must have moved her somewhere. He must have received word that I am now the Emperor (thanks to you), and must have guessed that I had arranged the deaths of the entire Jedi Council (except Yoda who was unfortunately somewhere else), and that Anakin is now a Sith too.

Remember that letter from Padmé that I used to convince you that she wanted me to have emergency powers? Well I forged it to make you take that action.

Anakin helped me eliminate the Jedi…he betrayed them to me, and together we killed them in large numbers. I had him round them up, and pretend to lead them to a safe place, and then we killed them. After that we went to the Jedi Temple and killed all the Force Sensitive babies and children there.

Somehow…Obi-Wan got word of Anakin’s actions, and must have gotten Padmé out of there before the stormtroopers reached the house. I will find her. She has many friends on Naboo, and on other planets. I will question them one by one and kill them. After Padmé realizes that all her friends are dying because of her, she will be wise and come to me, and I will kill her…

You…now…you are also going to die in…an hour. Do you have any last words, Jar-Jar Binks?

Since you were at that house, I assume that you know where she is, and that you knew you had made some mistakes for falling for my tricks. You gave me my emergency powers, which allowed me to declare myself Emperor, and you have also told me that Padmé is pregnant. You had better tell me to prevent the deaths of her friends. If you do not tell me, all their deaths will be at your hands.

And do not worry…if you should refuse to tell me where Padmé is, I will get my spy to find out, PLUS I will kill her friends, since you get to decide the fate of her friends. Who lives…Padmé or her friends? (And remember if you choose Padmé to live right now, she will not be alive much longer, my friend.)


Emperor Palpatine
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Note 16:
WOOHAA…yous ugly, treachery, shorteary. Yousa gonna DIE. Yousa gonna be fishy food…deres always somebody whos bigga. Always. Some days yousa gonna pay for all da misfortune ya cause.

Me wished me had trusted me intuition about yous. Me wished me had never done whut ya wanned me to. Me should’ve known deres nutting dan evil below ya ugly haircut..oh me hates ya so much.

Messa made so many mistakeys – due to yous. Trust mes, one day all dis evil’s gonna stand up against yous…dats da way of da world. Yousa gonna be alone by den, wid no single friend left for nobody loves such a perfect fright like yous.

Nutting can save yas. NUTTING. Ya soul’s already lost, ya TRAITA…remember me words when ya die. Mesa gonna tell yas nutting..NO SINGLE WORD. DYA HEAR ME? ME HOPES DA EARTH OPENS TO EAT YA! MAY YA DECAY FRUM WIDIN..YA BASTARD!
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Credits and special messages from authors:

(Dear Luke, yay, I included my last words, yay. I think as a gungan I am rather emotional..so my last action is a nice riot .

It was amusing to help ya out. Now I finally learned something about Star Wars. I thank you for offering me more work..but I renounce this time *g*. I hope someone from the GGC will help you with the other notes though. Greetings, Boo)


I thank Prince Luke Skywalker for the interesting notes on Palpatines side and hope you enjoyed this piece of fiction. May we never make such grave mistakes as our gungan friend.
Boo Dan Danga (Jar-Jar)



special Thanks from the authors:

To the readers of this fic,

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Thank you very much!!! It was a lot of fun!

Lissy (Palpatine)

This story follows the same storyline as the Nebula notes.

Suicidal Skywalker played the part of Jar-Jar for notes 1-3.

Boo Dan Danga played Jar-Jar in notes 3 to the end.

I played the part of Palpatine
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