Note 1:
Idiotic Idiot,

Want to come out and play with me? My daddy says that we should be friends because we’re supposed to take over the Maurder organization when our parents die. I just heard this neat story about this doorway thing. Want me to tell you?

Bye-bye,

Magg
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Note 2:
Baggy Maggy,

Sure go ahead, tell me the story about the doorway. If we have to be friends, we have to start somewhere.

What's the story.

Jr. Idiot
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Note 3:
Jr. Idiot,

Okay, there’s this doorway thing on Anuvuin that connects our world with another. Isn’t that neat? It’s like another dimension or something. My daddy told me all about it. He told me that it can only be opened 3 times, and it’s been opened once so far….so two more times. You open it with that black sword thing by placing it on a special rock and inserting these rings into it. He told me that they tried to kidnap the royal child of Coruscant, and tried to take her to the other dimension just to see what they could do. It was called the Experiment…but they failed.

They were able to get the Royal Child Minka, but the Republic has the black sword that’s needed to open the doorway. Because they didn’t have that, they couldn’t open the doorway. Now they have to wait until the next Royal child is born to try it again.

They also didn’t realize that the Royal couple had twins…and they got the younger one. I don’t know what happened to the older one.

My daddy said that in order for the Experiment to work, the child must be kidnapped within a few hours after it’s birth…and it must be taken to the other dimension right away, otherwise people from the other dimension will notice that the children were switched.

He also told me that part of the Experiment is to go back to the other dimension to see if we could find the child. After doing that, we go back to our world and close the doorway for the last time. This way we make sure the royal child is stuck in the other dimension forever. That would have been the 3rd time the doorway would have been opened and closed….you see we would have used up one time when we kidnap the child and take it to the other dimension….we’d close it upon return. We’d open the doorway again to check to see if the child is still there. (about 18-20 years after the kidnap).

Doesn’t that sound like it would be fun to do?

Baggy Maggy
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Note 4:
Baggy Maggy

It does sound like fun; maybe we should lock you in the doorway. Anyway, what else did your father tell you about this...doorway?

Jr. Idiot
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Note 5:
Jr. Idiot,

No, don’t lock me in the doorway. We have to wait for royal blood. That’s all my father told me about this doorway. Want to bounce on our heads???? That’s fun. Oh, he did tell me that that Minka girl is now one of our servants.

Baggy Maggy
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Note 6:
Baggy Maggy,

No I don't want to bounce our heads. Why can't I lock you in the door with the next royal blood? Is it just supposed to be one person at a time?

Minka is who again? I forgot.

Jr. Idiot
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Note 7:
Jr. Idiot,

If you don’t want to bounce on your head, fine, I’ll do it by myself!!!! You’re no fun!!!!! You can’t lock me in the doorway because I’ll be second in command of the Maurders, and you’ll need me to help you rule.

It’s supposed to be the next royal line….more than one baby at the same time, we have to lock them all in the doorway…

My daddy said something about twins. What are twins? Isn’t that when someone has 20 babies at the same time?

My daddy told me that Minka is one of some person named Amidala’s twins. Like they were born at the same time…..one of the 20 babies….and she looks just like this Amidala person.

Well I’m going to bounce on my head. If you want to join me, go ahead. Bong! Bong! Bong!

Baggy Maggy
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Note 8:
Baggy Maggy,

I hope you lost your head while bouncing it. Maybe than you can get some sense kicked into it.

Twins are when 2 babies are born at the same time...I think, of course I could be wrong. 2, 20, I don't care; they're all born at the same time. Um, then if this Amidala and Minka persons are twins, what happened to the other 18?

Anyway, what happened to Minka and Amidala? What do they have to do with the doorway?

Jr. Idiot
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Note 9:
Jr. Idiot,

That wasn’t very nice to say. I still have my head. What is sense?

Okay….so twins are either 2, 20, or some number of children born at the same time. Wouldn’t that be weird? I didn’t know that was possible. No….doesn’t 20 – 2 = 10? I don’t know what happened to the other 10 babies.

No….don’t you get it? Minka and Amidala were Royal children born to the Royal parents on the planet of Coruscant. The idea behind the doorway was to kidnap them and take them to the other world….but it couldn’t be done because the sword was missing…and it was too late. I guess our parents didn’t know that there was more than one Royal child, and they kidnapped the younger one…..

Did you hear my daddy talking about creating cloning machines some day? He wants to make clones. Doesn’t that sound like fun?

Baggy Maggy
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Note 10:
Baggy Maggy,

Clones? Isn't that when you make another you? Or is that a twin? If so, I don't think I want another you, maybe your clone will have some sense in it. Is your dad making a clone of the twins? Does it have to be a real person, or not?

Ok, I thought 20 - 2 = 18, but maybe it is 10, I don't know. So, what happened to the other 10 then? Are they all over the galaxy making clones of themselves?

All right, so the youngest twin was kidnapped. I thought you said that the twins were born at the same time (or did I say that?). If so, than how do you know who is the oldest and who is the youngest?

Jr. Idiot
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Note 11:
Jr. Idiot,

I think clones are when you make another one of you. Hmmmm…maybe twin and clone mean the same thing. I don’t know. My daddy said that once this thing gets done he can made 100 of me!!!!! Aren’t you excited? He said it might take a long time to build the equipment…..like 15 to 20 years.

Yes, I think that you can only make clones out of real people, and that you can’t make a clone of a clone.

I don’t know what happened to the other 10 twins of Minka. Maybe they all died. Who knows.

I asked my daddy and he said that Minka is the youngest one because he didn’t know she was a twin when she was born. I guess he arrived and kidnapped her as soon as she was born, and didn’t know there were more. He said that the Coruscant king and queen announced the birth of a daughter, and he had her in pictures…..which meant that she had twins.

Well I have to go.

Baggy Maggy
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Note 12:
Baggy Maggy,

If twins and clones are the same thing, then why is it going to take your dad 15 to 20 years to much a clone/twin? How did the king and queen of Coruscant make a clone?

How does your dad know that Minka is the youngest? How does he know what she's not the second to the youngest out of the 10 clones? Do all 10 twins look alike?

A hundred of you!!! Sorry, but I don't think I can always handle 1!! So, 100 would be TOO much, and I'm not excited about that. Now, if he could make 100 of me, that would be fun.

Is it hard to kill a clone/twin? Because maybe the 10 clones/twins were killed, and if they're hard to kill than they're somewhere around here.

I have to go.


Jr. Idiot
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Note 13:
Jr. Idiot,

No…I didn’t mean it would take 15 to 20 years to make a clone/twin. I meant that he said it would take 15 to 20 years to make the equipment necessary to make clones. The king and queen of Coruscant didn’t make a clone….they had babies naturally. Clones that are made naturally just happen sometimes when people have kids. Clones made from people need equipment to make more of them. That’s what my daddy said.

I don’t know how he knew Minka was the youngest and not second or third to the youngest. I don’t know if they all look alike or not.

Aw?? You wouldn’t want 100 clones of me? Why aren’t you excited? I would be excited if my daddy made a hundred of me an d a hundred of you….and a hundred of everyone. Why would you think 100 of you would be fun, but you wouldn’t like 100 of me?

I don’t know if clones/twins are hard to kill. I don’t know about any clone/twins except for Amidala and Minka, but that’s only 2 of the 10.


Baggy Maggy
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Note 14:
Baggy Maggy,

I thought you said there are 20 not 10 clones/twins? What happened to the other 8 if Amidala and Minka and the other 10 clones/twins are all we know of? I think we're missing something.

Why can't your daddy make clones/twins by the stuff the King and Queen used to make their clones/twins? Couldn't he just ask for that stuff, and not wait 15 to 20 years to make it? How did the King and Queen get that stuff in such a short time, but your daddy can't?

Yeah, sure, just make 110 of me and 100 of you, as well as everyone else, then I'll be excited about it!!! When is your daddy going to make the clones/twins?


Jr. Idiot
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Note 15:
Jr. Idiot,

I do not know what happened to the other clones/twins besides Minka and Amidala.

My daddy said that Minka and Amidala were made naturally through something called intercourse. I don’t know what this intercourse thing is…maybe we can find it and buy it. I don’t know…..I think my daddy wants to build machines to make the clones instead of using the intercourse stuff to make them.

Okay, my daddy said he could make 110 of you and 100 of me and everyone else. My daddy is going to make the clones/twins once he gets the equipment made…and the making of the equipment is what will take 10-15 years.


Baggy Maggy
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Note 16:
Baggy Maggy,

That makes no sense. I mean why can't your dad just get this intercourse thing in stead of waiting 10-15 years for the equipment. Better yet, why doesn't he just go to the King and Queen and ask for the intercourse thing. This clone/twin making thing is really confusing!!!

All right!!! 110 of me and 100 of you!!! That would be COOL!!! So, is your daddy going to do it??


Jr. Idiot
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Note 17:
Jr. Idiot,

My dad sad that you can’t purchase the intercourse thing. You need a girl and a boy for it and then you have to wait 9 months and then you have to wait for the clones to grow up if you do it that way. (According to him). I don’t know how to make clones. My dad said he could give me a better idea in one week. (on May 16th). The clone/twin thing is really confusing, I agree.

110 of you and 100 of me!! That will be COOL!!! I can’t wait. Well my daddy said he’d do it…but he needs more information…and he’ll get that information on May 16th when some friends of his give him the information.


Baggy Maggy
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Note 18:
Baggy Maggy,

Well, this whole clone thing is confusing. I STILL don't understand why your dad can't do it like the queen and king did! So what if it takes 9 months to wait, that's better that 15 years, right?

Ok, maybe you'll be able to explain it some more now, because it's May 21, and it's passed May 16. So, well, what did your dad say?


Jr. Idiot
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Note 19:
First Magg and Mr. Idiot Note written after AOTC came out



Jr. Idiot,

You’re right!!!! It’s passed May 16th now! I have some good news along with some bad news. My daddy went out to find cloning information, and he finally ran into contact with some professional cloners. There is this planet called Kamino, and the Kaminoians are expert cloners. The Prime Minister of Kamino (Lama Su) met with my daddy on May 16th. My daddy explained why he wanted the clones and whom he would clone. Unfortunately, the Lama Su turned my father’s offer down. Lama Su said that he only allows clones to be made for the “proper” purposes. Since we are Maurders and are planning to take over the Republic, he turned the offer down. He also said that neither me nor you would be a proper “original host.” He said that neither of us have the proper starting level of intelligence needed for a good clone army. He said he only takes the best. So we don’t get to be cloned :(
My father didn’t give up though….he said that since we can not do this on our own, the Maurders will just have to join up with another organization. My father started a group called the Commerce Guild. With this new Commerce Guild he’s hoping that the Maurders might earn enough money to build our own equipment…..wait…my father just contacted me again. He said that he sent out a coded message to ask if there were any group opposed to the Republic. You’ll never guess this, but someone actually responded! Someone called Darth Sidious. He said he is very interested in what we have to offer to him. He said to hold on and he can help us out within this very month. My dad was okay with that, so he stopped looking around. My daddy told this Darth Sidious all about the clone idea and raising an army with it. Darth Sidious seemed very interested in it. My daddy told him all about the conversation with Lama Su and what he had said.

Anyway, even if we were allowed to make clones, my father said that doing it the king and queen’s way would take even longer than the other method. The King and Queen’s way would have taken 9 months, plus 20 years to get the army at a proper age to train. The beings on Kamino said that they can grow a clone in half that time (whatever half of 20 is) with something called growth acceleration. I don’t know how that works, but my daddy said that clones needed to be grown from cells and would have to mature to adulthood.

That’s what my daddy said. What do you think about it?


Baggy Maggy
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Note 20:
Baggy Maggy,

COOL!!!! Darth Sidious is going to help your dad make clones? WOW!!!! There's not going to be any clones of you or me? But-but, that's no fun!!

I'm still confused to why the king and queen made clones and your dad can't, but it'll never make sense to me.

Making clones (like you dad is) sounds hard. I mean, look at all the stuff he has to do. That's a lot of stuff! I'm glad Darth Sidious is helping.

Tell me more, when you get more.


Jr. Idiot
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Note 21:
Jr. Idiot,

Yes, Darth Sidious is going to help my dad make clones! I can’t wait because then we’ll finally be able to take over the Republic! I’m glad that Darth Sidious is helping too.

Yes, it’s no fun that there will be no clones of you or me.

I’ll tell you more as soon as I learn more from my daddy. All I know is that Darth Sidious said that he has something very important to do right now, and after he’s done with that he’ll help us make clones. I can’t wait!


Magg
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To be continued......




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