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Note 1
First Luke and Jabba Note written after AOTC came out

Jabba the Hutt,

Your excellency, let me present myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend of Captain Solo. I know that your anger with Captain Solo must be great. I was hoping to strike up some kind of bargain for Solo’s life. With your wisdom, I’m sure we could accomplish this.


Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker
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Note 2
Esteemed Jedi Knight,

You cannot begin to comprehend the insults that your friend Captain Solo has inflicted upon me! I have seriously considered bringing him out of carbonization for the sheer pleasure of having him tortured for my entertainment.

However, I've always been fond of bargaining, so by all means, give me an offer, and I will decide if it pleases me.


Yours I remain,
Baron Jabba the Hut
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Note 3
To the great Jabba the Hutt,

I understand that my friend Captain Solo has insulted you highly, but perhaps we can strike some kind of compromise.

It has also come to my attention that you have imprisoned some of my friends…Han Solo, Leia Organa, and Chewbacca, as well as my two droids. Release them, Jabba. I warn you that I am a Jedi Knight and will not hesitate to use my power.

I see that mind tricks do not work on you. That proves that you are intelligent. With your wisdom, we can work something out.

If you will bargain, let me think here…I have some spice. Would you like that?

Hang on…the floor is coming out from under my feet.

Okay…so you don’t like my offer? Um…okay…okay Jabba. I see that I have deprived you of your entertainment. I killed your pet Rancor. Too bad. You should know not to mess with a Jedi Knight. We are very resourceful.

Since your guards have now led me up to the ground level again…and you have brought all your prisoners before you, including my mother….this is your last chance to bargain, Jabba. Bargain or die.


Jedi Knight,
Luke Skywalker
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Note 4
To the future Sarlacc snack:

I fear no one, especially the Jedi! They must not be all that mighty to have been nearly obliterated! You have some nerve! How DARE you try to bargain with me after killing my favorite pet!

My people enslave yours long ago on this little planet. And to me you are nothing but a pebble between my gums. Not only will I not bargain with you, but I'm sending you to another little pet of mine, a Sarlacc. And since you want so much to be with your Han Solo, I shall have him join you, along with your dear mother. This beautiful creature, however (referring to Leia) will be my new favorite pet.

Have a nice trip trough digestion!


Jabba
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Note 5
Jabba,

The matter of the destruction of the Jedi was caused by the Sith…and mostly because of my father. Do you know who my father is, Jabba? Darth Vader. I’m not evil like him, and there is no way I’m turning to the Dark Side, but I just thought you might like to know that little piece of information. I’m not kidding when I say I am a powerful Jedi. My father is strong in the Force, I am too, and so is my sister, who you have on that chain.

Oh was the Rancor your favorite pet? Well I’m terribly sorry, but that thing was about to kill me! I had no choice but to kill it out of self defense.

And since you are unwilling to bargain, Jabba, you’re going to die. I told you that this was the last mistake you would ever make. I gave you one last chance to bargain or die, but you chose to try to kill me and my friends, so we have no choice but to kill you.

And I also am aware of the slavery that used to exist on Tatooine. My own father was once a slave, but some Jedi named Qui-Gon Jinn came here to Tatooine when my dad was a boy, and Qui-Gon made a bet with my father’s master (I think Obi-Wan told me his name was Watto), and if my father won a pod race, he would be free. You’ve been living on Tatooine far longer than I have, so I’m sure you know about all those pod races. In fact, you probably watched the race that my father won. You were once in charge of this planet before the Empire came into being…I know that much.

I may be just a pebble to you, but I defeated the rancor, and I escaped the Sarlacc. How did you like my little trick with the board? And do you like my new lightsaber? It’s nice, green, and very sharp. It can cut through Hutt skin, I assure you. I’ve been well trained as a Jedi, and I will not hesitate to use this little weapon, if need be.

I’m sure Leia is having a nice time with you right now. She is my sister, so you better not touch her! Let me remind you that she too has the Force.

Well Boba Fett’s here, and he seems to be taking a lot of attention in me right now.

Bye you slimy slug.

Luke Skywalker
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Note 6
Luke,

So, your father is nothing more than a former slave,eh? Hehhehheh! Darth Vader, evil Sith, slayer of planets and Jedi, a simple slave boy! Hahahaha! Had I known before, I'd have YOU chained to me so you can clean up my slime trail!

Your springboard stunt and lightsaber are quite amusing. But humans are weak, and are good for nothing more than mere slaves and objects for entertainment. That's why we Hutts conquered this planet, for the slave market.

Speaking of entertainment, I believe I'll have this creature dance for_ Gaaacccck!! *gasp* -you..do........
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To the readers of this fic,

I would like to take this time to thank you for reading my fic. If you have read it, would you please leave a review so that we know you read it. It took a lot of time on our parts, and we would just like to know if anyone was actually reading these.

Thank you very much!!! It was a lot of fun!

Lissy (Luke)


Sure! I wish to thank my son Greg and my sister Lorraine for their inspirations, and a big hug to PrinceLukeSkywalker for making this so much fun!


Pauline (Jabba)


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