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Note 1
Samantha,

I heard that you were alive. My nephew informed me. You can’t hide from me…I’ll find you. How’s your life? I hope it’s rotten. You messed up your own life by not joining me when you found out I was Darth Vader…instead you hid from me. (If you know who I am). Yes, I’m still alive, and it must be a shock since you have not heard from me since a little after our wedding. I know that you are a Rebel. So tell me, Rebel, where is your base? It would also be helpful to know where the tactical plans to the Death Star are. You must know about that. And did Arawn…nevermind…I was thinking of something to ask Gryvon.

Bye now,
Darth Vader
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Note 2
Darth Vader,

I must say it is a surprise to hear from you. I suppose it was too much to hope that you were out of my life. But do not worry about me, my life is not rotten by the way. It is fine. My life is fine, in fact, it is better without you here. And yes, I guess you are still alive; alas, Anakin is not though. He died long ago, to both our dismay. I miss Anakin dearly for HE is to never return.

If you know that I am a Rebel, then you must be able to figure out that I am unable to pass out that information to just anyone. Especially YOU. I know nothing of the tactical plans of the Death Star, well nothing I wish to share with you. Although I hope you feel free to share any information with me.

Remember, empty threats will get you no where.

Samantha Jedi
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Note 3
Samantha,

I’ll never be out of your life. I’m going to make you sorry for ever hiding from me…and not joining me when I turned to the Dark Side. My life is better without you too. I don’t have to worry about you distracting me. Anakin Skywalker, do not ever mention that name again. I wish to forget that that identity ever existed. That name no longer has any meaning to me. One of your little Rebels wrote to me. That person insulted me terribly…if you know who this person is, advise them never to go near an Imperial planet. Once I find out who this person is, I’m going to hunt him down and kill him.

Well, it no longer matters. I captured 2 Rebels, my brother and Bail Organa’s daughter. I tortured them, but I did not learn about the plans. It didn’t matter. Obi-Wan Kenobi and two other men, and a Wookiee came and rescued them. We placed a tracker on the Millennium Falcon…the ship that had been seen leaving Tatooine. They are on their way back to your base now, so soon I will learn where your base is. We allowed them to escape. As soon as we learn of your planet, we’re coming to destroy it!!!!!!! You’re going to die! You have been a problem to me ever since I met you. Good luck surviving. The Rebellion will not survive long enough to see the light of a new decade.

Your Killer,
Darth Vader
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Note 4
Darth Vader,

I have the strangest feeling that you will be out of my life, whether you like it or not. And I will never feel sorry about not joining you in the Dark Side. Also, I hope you do forget Anakin even existed. I wish to never associate that name with you again. It would be a disgrace to a great man to call you by a name of such power. You could never live up to such an expectation. I’m glad one of my Rebels insulted you for it is all a man of your stature deserves. I don’t doubt you’ll hunt him down, I have other thoughts on your ability to kill him, though.

I have heard you captured two of my Rebels. I had no fear or worry that they would come back unharmed. I’m sorry to hear that you placed a tracking device on one of our ships, but I must thank-you for the warning. I feel I must say that even if you destroy this base, there will be more.

No matter how many Rebels you kill, there will be more. We are the itch you cannot scratch. As long as there are Imperials there will be Rebels. Have peace knowing that.

Your Undoing,
Samantha Jedi
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Note 5
Samantha,

Well, the Death Star battle is over. As you can see, we tracked your Rebels to Yavin…where we attempted to blow up your base. Unfortunately, 3 Rebels survived…and I did to!!! So ha ha!!!!!

During the trench battle it was fun shooting down your pathetic Rebel pilots, fun seeing them go up in smoke, and trying to imagine their fears as I blew them to pieces. If it hadn’t been for the one pilot and the Millennium Falcon, I would have succeeded in killing off all the pilots, and then you would be dead!!!!!

Who were those three pilots anyway? Or don’t you know? It was strange…one of them had a strong force…I don’t know how that’s possible, but somehow that person had a strong force. Whoever he is, he needs to die. As soon as I find out who he is, I’m going to kill him too. The other X-Wing had problems and had to pull out of the battle, and unfortunately we were to entangled in battle to shoot him down. I had trouble aiming at that person with the strong force, because he had a strong force, but I finally had him…when the Millennium Falcon came out of nowhere and took a shot at me. I was too busy concentrating on trying to kill that person with the strong force to notice…and a shot hit my ship…and caused it to spin out of control…but away from the Death Star. Then that person with the strong force was able to destroy the Death Star…and I was able to see the explosion. Ah!!!!!!!! That is unfair!!! No one is allowed to have a strong force except me!!!! I demand to know who he is. If you refuse to tell me, I am sure the Emperor will get the official report of the battle, and he will know who the heroes are. As soon as my ship stops spinning, I’m heading for Coruscant. That little strong force person got in my way!!!!!

Oh, that person that wrote me before has continued to write me. Tell him to watch out, because right after my visit to Coruscant, I’m going to go through the Rebel lists, and I’m going to find out who he is so that I can kill him. He’s annoying, and he has continued to insult me!!! No one is allowed to insult me! I know what his first name is because he told me, so I’ll kill all the Rebels with his first name.

Oh, by the way, we have already begun construction on a new Death Star…one even more powerful than the original one. So neiner neiner neiner! I’m not going to tell you where it is, but it has so much power that it WILL be able to knock out your entire fleet with one strike. We’ll see how long your pathetic Rebellion lasts after that!

Darth Vader
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