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Note 1
Mr. Idiot,

How is the experiment coming? I see that you have now returned. You seemed a little distressed…do you think that girl really is Leia that got through the doorway?
Bye-bye, Leader
Magg, your underling
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Note 2
Magg,

I think the girl is Leia, but am not sure. I just wonder how she got through the doorway.

The experiment is coming along fine. I think we will find something soon.

I'm glad to be back, but I fear that I was followed here. I don't know who followed me, but some reason I just got a feeling like I was, so try to keep quiet about the experiment. I don't want anyone else to found out everything, if not anything.

Must go and get back to work.

Mr. Idiot
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Note 3
Mr. Idiot,

It’s a possibility that that girl IS Leia…..but we don’t know for sure. I mean she does have brown hair and brown eyes, like Leia’s mother…..but Leia’s father had blond hair and blue eyes…..so I don’t know.

All I know is she came from the other dimension, and that we need to kill her incase she is Leia.

Well, the doorway has been opened for the last time, so if it is Leia…..we failed…because she’s back here. We need to kill that girl, whoever she might be.

I know that girl followed you out of the doorway…..so there is a slight possibility that she might be Leia.

And that Luke kid that dropped off the supplies…..the kid that ran off to go look for her, since his name is Luke…..do you think it is possible that he is Luke Skywalker? If so, we need him too.

Do you want me to go after them and try to find them to see if we can kill them?

Killing people is fun.

Magg
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Note 4
Magg,

Yes, I think we should kill her and that Luke guy, just incase they are Luke and Leia Skywalker, but first ask 'Leia' how is followed me.

Mr. Idiot
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Note 5
Mr. Idiot,

I tried looking for the girl and the Luke guy…..but I couldn’t find them. Really, I tried. I even checked all the old buildings. I thought I heard some noise from one, but my mind was really playing tricks on me.

I am sorry that I failed you. Maybe they disappeared?

We can try to get bounty hunters, or we could both look for them.

Magg
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Note 6
Magg,

We need that girl. I don't care about the boy. Just get the girl. She couldn't have caught a ship and hopped out of here. She doesn't even know where she is. She HAS to be SOMEWHERE!! Just find her.

Mr. Idiot
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Note 7
Mr. Idiot,

I have looked ALL over the planet and she is no where to be found. Maybe she DID catch a ship and hopped out of here. The only ship that left here was the one with the boy in it….that ship’s gone.

Maybe she escaped with them?

They’re from Tatooine. Let’s go to Tatooine to try and find her…..or do you think that’s a bad idea?

I know she doesn’t know where she is….but what if that boy found her?? He could have helped her.

So what do you want me to do?

Magg
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Note 8
Magg,

I want you to FIND the girl. Look all over the galaxy if you must, on very planet, on very moon, EVERYWHERE!!! She cannot be TOO far. If she is, than she's smarter than we thought. So, find the girl. Look, look, and RELOOK what you looked, understand? Good. And don't reply, until you found her, or think you know where she is.

Mr. Idiot
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Note 9
Mr. Idiot,

Well…..I went to every planet in the galaxy and I ran into this guy named Wedge Antilles on Tatooine. He was asking around about some old man and some boy….because they had some kind of plans or something….well I noticed him reading a letter from some guy named Bail Organa….that name seems familiar for some reason….I don’t know why….and he was looking for some plans. I don’t know about Leia. I asked the Wedge person, and he said he had met her…..that she just registered with the Rebellion a little while ago.

THAT GIRL IS LEIA!!!!!!!!!

I don’t know where she is…but she is a Rebel. I’m sorry I couldn’t find her, but I did the best I could.

I don’t know where the rebel base is, but wherever it is, that’s where she probably is.

Your servant,
Magg
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Note 10
Magg,

Wow, I'm impressed, the galaxy seems to be getting smaller and smaller every day. So, you know where the girl is? Do you have her? Do you have ANY idea why this Wedge person wanted her? Is it just me, or does this girl have some kind of bounty on her? I have one thing I want you to do, and you must do it, or you will died. FIND AND GET THE GIRL!!!!!


Mr. Idiot
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Note 11
Mr. Idiot,

No I don’t have Leia. I don’t know why this Wedge person wanted her. Maybe he was her boyfriend? I PUT a bounty on her, Mr. Idiot. You asked me to find her…so I contacted Boba Fett and the other bounty hunters. If you want her, they’ll find her. I am doing my best to find her, Mr. Idiot.

So far I am coming up with nothing…..but I don’t know.


Magg
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Note 12
Magg,

You put a bounty on her without contacting me about it first? What were you thinking? You should tell me before doing anything like that again, understand? All right, since you already did it, tell me if they are able to find her.

I don't know who this Wedge guy is, or if he's her boyfriend, or anything, but I don't care. Maybe we find him again, and question him. I don't know, just find the girl, and tell me when you do.


Mr. Idiot
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Note 13
Mr. Idiot,

Yes, I put a bounty on her without contacting you first. You said you wanted her, and I felt that was the only way to assure that she would be captured and killed. I’m sorry for not telling you first, and I will tell you before I decide to do something from now on.

No Bounty Hunter has reported anything yet.

Can I put a bounty on Wedge too so that we can find him and question him?


Magg
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Note 14
Magg,

You put a bounty on her? Next time inform me before you do another one of your ideas, ok?

I suppose we can put a bounty on Wedge. Hopefully he'll know where she is.

Tell me if something comes up.


Mr. Idiot
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Note 15
Mr. Idiot,

I already told you I put a bounty on Leia without your permission.

I will try to contact you before I do another one of my ideas.

I put a bounty on Wedge…..but so far no Bounty Hunter has replied. Should I raise the bounty? I have it for 1 Republic credit right now.

Oh….I heard that the Empire’s new battle station just got destroyed. The Rebels actually one the battle? Don’t you find that amazing! Maybe we should join the Rebellion. Before the battle I thought we should join the Empire. Maybe we should join the winning side?


Magg
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Note 16
Magg,

What do you mean, 'the Rebellion one the battle'? I know the Rebellion won the battle, but one the battle? I'm just not sure about that.

Maybe we shouldn't join either side, because we're not in danger now are we?

YES, RAISE the bounty on Wedge!!!! I don't think ANYONE would want to hunt anyone for 1 Republic credit.

Tell me if anything comes up.


Mr. Idiot
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Note 17
First Magg and Mr. Idiot Note written after AOTC came out

Mr. Idiot,

I meant that the Rebellion one the battle. I didn’t mean won. I mean that they were the ones that owned the battle. Or am I confused again?

Actually we ARE in danger. I tried to rip Boba Fett off on our last bounty and I gave him Republic credits instead of Imperial credits and he didn’t notice until just now. I refused to pay him Imperial credits. (Obviously Republic credits are no good now. Only Imperial credits are worth anything.) Mr. Idiot…I think Boba Fett’s going to kill us. He’s tried to kill me twice already, and I know that he’s going to kill me soon…probably by the next letter.

For that reason, this is my last letter to you, Mr. Idiot. I’ve really enjoyed knowing you and working with you. Even as I am writing this, I can hear Boba Fett hot on my trail. I’ve been running in the woods, but I know he’ll eventually find me and kill me.

I tried to rip people off on the Wedge bounty too. I tried it for 1 Republic credit (and Republic credits aren’t worth anything anyway). I then raised it to 999999999999999999999999999 Republic credits. I don’t know if anyone is going after Wedge now or not. I don’t know if they noticed that it was for Republic credits and not Imperial credits.

Oh no!!!! Boba Fett is after me! I’ll be dead soon so you better write back soon…and then he’ll probably go after you too.

By forever.


Magg


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