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Note #1
My Master Darth Vader,
Hey! I noticed you returned!!! I’m glad you’re back. Did you learn anything from the Maurders? How was your vacation? Since you are my uncle…what is my last name? I forget. I heard that your ex-wife is still alive.

Your nephew,

Gryvon
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Note #2
Gryvon,

Your last name is Skywalker, now don't forget it, because this is the last time I will tell you that.

Now, you said you heard my 'ex-wife' is still alive? Where did you hear that? What happened when I was gone?

I enjoyed my vacation, and the Maurders are stupid, because they will not tell me or help me in any way.

Darth Vader
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Note #3
Darth Vader,

Hi, uncle Vader! Oh, my last name’s Skywalker!!! Sorry that I keep forgetting. Remember, my I.Q. ‘s really low, and I don’t have a very good memory. That’s good.

Hey, that’s the name of this one guy…that Anakin Skywalker person. He was that really famous Jedi Knight. Did you ever get a chance to meet him when you were still good? Or were you bad by that time?

What did you do before you turned bad?

Yes. Your ex-wife is still alive. I sent out the probe droids as you asked me to, and one of them spotted her. She’s on Endor. Let’s go and capture her!!!!! I like it when we get to shoot people, or when we capture them!

While you were gone, we started building this huge battle station called the Death Star. Do you know about it by now? It’ll be lot of fun! We get to blow planets up!!!!

Yeah, the Maurders are dumb. They should tell you everything!

Bye-bye, Uncle Vader Skywalker.

Your nephew,
Gryvon Skywalker
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Note #4
Gryvon,

Anakin Skywalker, um, yes I knew him, but he doesn't matter anymore. Why do you think I was good? I never said I was, now did I?

All right, we should head to Endor and find my ex-wife. Hopefully she'll be there when we reach it. Who told you to go searching for my ex-wife?

You sound like you're having lots of fun with the Death Star. Good.

Darth Vader
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Note #5
Uncle Vader Skywalker,

Oh you did know Anakin Skywalker! Did you kill him?

I heard the Emperor talking about a time when you were good….that’s why I thought you were good. Was the Emperor lying?

Do you think I’m smart for a 20 year old?

Hey, did you know my father since you were his brother? You never told me about him before. I want to know all about him!

It’s too bad that when we went to Endor you ex-wife was gone. I wonder where she went. Maybe she died or something. I saw the probe droid’s picture of her, so I wanted to go find her.

What are we doing next, uncle Vader Skywalker. Huh, huh, huh? Tell me.

Yes, the Death Star is a lot of fun. I heard it was your idea? Was it?

I can’t wait to kill more people. Are we killing people next?

Your nephew,
Gryvon Skywalker (See, I didn’t forget my last name this time)
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Note #6
Gryvon,

Yes, I killed Anakin, and I don't know too much about him, so I can't tell you. About your father, I can't tell too much about him, because I didn't know him too well.

If you were smart for a 20 year old you wouldn't be asking me all these questions.

Yes, the Death Star was my idea, and I hope it works. What were you doing talking to the Emperor about my past?

I'll find something you can do, that may have things to do with killing people, but I'm not promising I will. For now, keep trying to track down my ex-wife, I'm sure she's not dead.


Darth Vader
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Note #7:
Uncle Vader Skywalker,

You don’t know too much about my father? But weren’t you his brother? Why don’t you know anything about him?

Oh, you mean I’m really smart for a 20 year old. You said that if I was smart for a 20 year old I wouldn’t be asking you all these questions. I must be a really smart then..since I ask all those questions…..I’m beyond smart. Right, uncle? Right?

I’m so glad you’re my uncle. I don’t know what I would do without you. I tell people you’re my uncle, and then they move away from me quickly. How come?

I wasn’t talking to the Emperor. The Emperor would never talk to me. I was listening in on a conversation about you. It was really fun! That’s when I heard him say you used to be good.

Please can the something you have for me to do have something to do with killing people? Pretty please? It’s so fun.

I’m sorry I couldn’t try to keep track of your ex-wife, but I got called into work today. I had to stand guard at the pharmacy on Coruscant. Today I had to work at the Coruscant pharmacy place….that place is boring. A customer actually walked in….and he needed an inhaler refilled. That was our only customer for the day. Some guy from some backwater planet….I think it might have been from Tatooine, but I don’t know. His name was Lars or something. He was complaining about how much the medicine cost…and saying how he had company over at his house, and to speed it up. It always makes me feel good to look down on poor people. He was poor.

I’ll look for her tomorrow; I promise.

Bye bye uncle.

Your smart nephew,
Gryvon Skywalker
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Note #8
Gryvon,

If you were smart for a 20-year-old, you would have known better than to listen in on the Emperor's and my conversation!! That can be dangerous, you know. Don't EVER do that again, understand, young man?

That's the second time I've heard the name Lars. Did he tell you his first name? And you said he's from Tatooine? Thank you for that information.

The reason I don't know your father too well is because I didn't grow up with him, and it's a long story, so don't even think about asking me to tell you. I have work to do, I can't just sit around telling you stories of my past, you have that clear?

People move away from you when you tell them that I'm your uncle, because I'M DARTH VADER!!!! Remember that.

Try and find my ex-wife again, and let me know when you found her.



Darth Vader
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Note #9
Uncle Darth Skywalker Vader,

I’m sorry for listening into you conversation with the Emperor. Do you forgive me? Please. I won’t do it again.

The second time you heard the name Lars? Where else did you hear it? Yes….his first name was Owen, but he was buying the asthma inhaler medicine for someone with the first name of Luke. Yes, he’s from Tatooine. You’re welcome for the Tatooine information.

Isn’t Tatooine an ice planet?

You didn’t grow up with my father? Tell me about it. I want to know all about your past so that I can be just like you.

Do people think that because you’re my uncle that I’d be just like you?

When do I get my cape and mask so that I can be just like you?

I haven’t found your ex-wife yet….she seems to have disappeared from all records…..but she may be with the Rebellion at their base.

Your nephew,
Gryvon
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Note #10
Gryvon,

Let me tell you some things. One, you're never going to look like me, because you can't, and DON'T question me about it, two, Tatooine is NOT an ice planet, but a desert. If you didn't know that, you're going to have to go back to school to learn that. Three, you don't really want to know my history, and your father's history, ok? Good, now, keep searching for my ex-wife, she can't just disappear into thin air!


Darth Vader
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Note #11
Uncle Vader Skywalker,

How come I can’t look like you?

Oh, Tatooine’s not an ice planet? I thought it was. I guess I got my planets mixed up again.

Does your ex-wife have the ability to disappear? I can’t find her anywhere.

I tried doing a background check on the Lars family, but came up with nothing. Oh well.

You know something, I got called to stormtrooper duty again today. This time I had to go to Tatooine. I went into this cantina to check out a couple of people….a boy and an older man. Apparently they had been seen with droids. They both had lightsabers….I saw them. I know what lightsabers are because you showed me yours. Doesn’t that mean they’re Jedi? Well anyway, I guess they got on some ship that we identified as the Millennium Falcon. We tried to stop them from leaving, but they left anyway. I saw that they did have two droids with them.

I thought you killed all the Jedi. Why are there still people with lightsabers?

Your nephew,
Gryvon Skywalker
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Note #12
Gryvon,

I did kill ALL the Jedi. Did you track, follow have any idea where that Ship went? Because I think they're who we're looking for, I don't know why I say that, but I do. Track them.

You're NEVER going to look like me, because you're not going to burn yourself when fighting your former master in a duel, understand?

No, my ex-wife doesn't have the ability to disappear. That's stupid to think. She's somewhere, so find her.



Darth Vader
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Note #13:
Uncle Skywalker Vader,

If you killed all the Jedi, then how come those two people had lightsabers? That old man and that boy?

Well after they left Tatooine, my stormtrooper captain sent me to the Death Star. No, we didn’t put a tracker on their ship. We didn’t know which ship was theirs, and by the time we found out, it was too late.

I don’t know where the ship went…..but after I went to the Death Star….I spotted the ship again, so I went out in my TIE. I was going to report it, but it started following me. I got scared and went back to the Death Star. The tractor beam pulled the ship in.

Can I kill the passengers? Please?

My stormtrooper number is TK421. Make sure you ask for me to kill the passengers. I want to be the one.

That’s not fair! You said I’m never going to look like you. I want to. Can you burn me so that I can look like you? Please? Burning sounds like fun.

I don’t know where your ex-wife is. I think she’s hiding from you. Maybe she killed herself? Maybe she burned herself?

Your unburned nephew,
Gryvon Skywalker
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Note #14:
Gryvon,

I will be more than happy to burn you, but I need you to scan that ship. If we find anybody, kill them all, but the boy and the old man. I have a reason to keep them alive, so don't ask.

No, my wife didn't kill or burn herself. She's alive, I'm sure. Keep searching, we'll only stop when we find her dead body.



Your very annoyed Uncle,
Darth Vader
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Note #15:
Uncle Skywalker Vader,

You said you’d be more than happy to burn me. When can you burn me, and how?

I scanned the ship and didn’t find anyone. Maybe this is a decoy ship and it isn’t the Millennium Falcon. Maybe the old man and boy died. Maybe the guy with them died too. And that Wookiee….maybe they all caught a deadly disease and died. That boy was sick…..I did notice that….so maybe he gave it to the rest of the people on the ship.

You have a reason to keep the old man and the boy alive? What’s your reason? Tell me, or I’ll kill them….if they ARE alive.

We searched all over the ship and couldn’t find anything. Hold on, my stormtrooper captain wants to tell me something.

Okay….I’m back. I have to tell you what just happened. I was standing guard for the Millennium Falcon, and the 2nd scanning crew went aboard and called down to us….they wanted help. So me and the other stormtrooper went up to go help….but as soon as we got up there, the one guy (the one that’s older than the boy….I’ll call him the medium guy) hit us on our backs with something and knocked us out.

When I woke up they were all gone. I had seen the old man and the boy too…..so I knew they were alive…..but I don’t know where they went. My uniform was gone….and my partner’s was too. Do you think they knew they were dying and decided to get off the ship to die somewhere else?

Uncle Vader, I can’t find them anywhere. They must have died by now.

I don’t know where your wife is. Did she change her name? What is her name anyway? I can’t find anyone by the name of Vader Skywalker. I checked the whole Imperial network.

You said you were annoyed. Why?

Your nephew,
Gryvon Skywalker

PS Be sure to tell me when you can burn me.
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Note #16:
Gryvon,

Lets see, why am I annoyed? Because of you. You ask TOO MANY questions, so SHUT UP!!!!

If you don't let the old man and boy live than I won't burn you, so you won't be able to look like me.

How would I burn you? Well, lets see, first I'll take you to a mountain on some planet, get one of your friends to fight you, let him push you into the fiery mouth of the mountain and there you will burn and become like me. Like the sound of that?

No, I'm certain the old man and boy, and whoever else is with him are still alive. You give up too easily. They're alive, now FIND THEM!!!!

My wife's name is Padmé, but I'm not sure if she still has it Skywalker (I doubt that).

Anything, DON'T CALL ME Skywalker Vader. My name is Darth Vader, NOT Skywalker Vader, do you understand?



DARTH VADER
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Note #17:
Uncle DARTH VADER,

You’re annoyed with me? I’m sorry for asking so many questions. Do you forgive me? Please???? Huh? Huh? Am I forgiven?

All right……I won’t kill the old man and boy. They disappeared anyway!!!! Where did they go? My stormtrooper captain called me to guard the ship. There was some kind of security emergency. What happened? Did a bomb get found on the Death Star? Or were there crazies aboard? What happened?

Well I saw that you were fighting the Old Man…and that he disappeared….and I heard that boy….the other Jedi person scream, “No!” and then watched you. The boy had a good aim……..and shot at the controls to your door…and your door shut. As soon as I saw that happen, I knew you were on the other side of it. I went to work on trying to get the door open…..but every time I hit the control to open your door, it wouldn’t open. How come? I thought that maybe the door only worked with a blaster shot….because the boy was able to close the door with a blaster shot, so I thought I might be able to open it with a blaster shot. That boy must be smart. How did he know that it was a blaster shot door? I’ve never seen one of those before. Well I took out my blaster to try to open it, but it didn’t open when I shot at it. I must not have been using the right kind of gun.

I turned around to ask someone for a different kind of blaster….but when I turned around, there was no one there!!! And the ship disappeared. How did those people disappear on me?

Well what happened to the old man and boy? Are they alive? If they are, that means you get to burn me, right? You promised!!!

Yes!!!!! Burning sounds so much fun! The only problem is….I don’t have any friends….so no one could fight with me and push me into the mountain. Is that a volcano you’re talking about? Well is it? I showed one of my fellow stormtroopers you letter and he wanted to know if it was a volcano.

I can’t find the old man and boy because they disappeared. I just searched the entire Death Star…I checked behind all the doors and everything, and I can’t find them. I even searched your room. They’re nowhere to be found. What do we do? That took me 10 hours to search. It made it take longer because the Death Star is moving somewhere. Where is it going?

I looked for a “Padmé Skywalker,” but it wouldn’t let me search because I forgot my Imperial password for getting into the network. Do you know what it is?

But I thought your name was Skywalker…does Skywalker mean Vader in another language? Why isn’t your name Skywalker Vader? You told me Skywalker was your last name, and now you’re telling me it’s not. If you’re my uncle…how come my last name is Skywalker, your wife’s name was Skywalker, but your last name is Vader? Is your first name Skywalker? Your middle name?

And if I can’t call you Skywalker Vader anymore….I might forget my last name again.

Or is Skywalker the first part of or last names?

What was my father’s name?


Your nephew,
Gryvon Skywalker Vader
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Note #18:
Gryvon,

You stupid idiot!!! There are no such things as blaster doors!!! When that boy shot the door it damaged the controls so you couldn't open it even through you tried!!! I would have been able to fix it, if you hadn't SHOT IT AGAIN!!! Stupid, you should know that the shot broke the controls. Ugh!! What am I going to do with you!?!

You search MINE ROOOM!!!???!!! Don't EVER go in MY room without MY permission!!!!! You KNOW it's not safe to do ANYTHING without MY permission. Do you understand me???

What happened was that our prisoners rescued, duh!! You were suppose to go after them and get them.

The Death Star (and us, if you're not smart enough to know that) are heading to Yavin so we can blow it up. Finally we'll be able to kill people, and hopefully Padmé is she's there. Make sure she does NOT escape again, you understand?

No, I'm going to burn you by having your fellow stormtrooper push you into a icy lake. OF COURSE IT'S A VOLCANO I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!! How else do you THINK you'll get burned?????? Wait don't answer that, because I don't want to know. And YES I'll burn you but NOT until AFTER the Rebellion is destroyed, got that?

Yes, I'm annoyed BY you. No, you're NOT forgiven, because you're constantly doing it. Now, I have to go and report to the Emperor.


Darth Vader
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Note #19:
Uncle Darth Vader,

If there are no such things as blaster doors then how come I heard other stormtroopers yell, “Close the blast doors.” And “Open the blast doors.”

I thought those were blaster doors. Let me go ask someone.

I’m back now. My stormtrooper captain just told me that “blast doors” are heavy doors that no weapon can get through…or something like that. He said they didn’t operate by using blasters and hitting the controls with them. Oh well.

I thought blast doors were operated by blasters. I’m sorry. How was I supposed to figure out that the blaster broke the controls? I saw it as the way the boy closed the door.

Yes, I searched your room. I’m sorry for going in your room without your permission. I won’t do anything like that again. Well I noticed something when I searched your room. I came across this box you had marked as “Private” and I opened it. You can’t blame me for my curiosity, uncle. Well I found these pictures of this Jedi Knight dude that had blond hair and blue eyes and he was in most of the pictures. I don’t know who he was or why you have pictures of Jedi Knights in a private box….and then there were a lot of pictures with that guy and some dark brown haired lady and it looked like they were in love or something. I just wondered why you had so many pictures of a Jedi Knight and his girlfriend. I found some pictures of you, but not very many. I don’t know how old you were, but they had to be a little while ago because the Emperor was in them and he was younger. I also found lots of little pictures of this little boy with blond hair and blue eyes and some lady with him that must have been his mother. There was sand, so I think those people were from some desert planet. Why do you have pictures of people from a desert planet? I also found a stack of letters from some lady named Padme or something and they were to Anakin. Why would you have letters to him? I mean you killed him…or were the letters intercepted as evidence to kill him by? I read every single one of the letters and there was some good stuff in them. In the later letters Padme said she loved the Anakin guy a lot and then they got married….and then there are no more letters from her. So is that your evidence box where you keep evidence of the people you have killed?

Our prisoners were rescued? Oh….that’s why they disappeared? Well when did they get rescued? Oh…I didn’t know that I was supposed to get them. How was I supposed to get them when I was trying to open the door? Huh? Huh?

The Death Star is heading to Yavin? You said we’re heading to Yavin too? Really? I don’t feel like we’re moving anywhere. I showed your letter to my friend and he told me that if we weren’t moving with the Death Star that we would have gotten plastered to the side of the Death Star. Thanks for telling me we’re moving because I didn’t know.

Why are we going to Yavin anyway? Why do we want to blow up Yavin? I’ve never heard of the planet. Did the planet of Yavin hurt you? Padmé's on Yavin? Oh….how am I supposed to make sure she doesn’t escape?

I just got an order from my Stormtrooper Captain. He told me that I am to be transferred back to Coruscant. They don’t need me on the Death Star right now. I’m not going to see Yavin get blown up!!! That’s not fair!!!!!! I want to see it get blown up!!!!!!!!!

I guess I’ll be seeing you later. Can you talk to me after Yavin gets blown up? I’ll be in my stormtrooper quarters on Coruscant…waiting for you.

You know what my friend also said? He told me that it’s possible to get burned in an icy lake. He told me that if something’s cold enough it actually can burn you just like something really hot can. So you’re going to burn me in an icy lake instead? That’s fine by me. I think it would be fun to be burned by something really cold. (quoting you, “No, I’m going to burn you by having your fellow stormtrooper push you into an icy lake.”)

I didn’t know…you can either burn me by pushing me into an icy lake or by pushing me in a volcano…or….I don’t know….aren’t there other ways to get burned too. You could put me in an oven…..or put me in a REALLY, REALLY cold freezer…or I don’t know.

Okay…when will the Rebellion get destroyed? I can’t wait!!! How are you going to destroy the Rebellion? I can’t wait until I get burned and can look just like you!!!!!

Let me know what happens with Yavin. It sounds fun to blow up a planet.

Aw…you won’t forgive me? You’re supposed to forgive people!!! Please, please forgive me….with cherries on top.

What did the Emperor say when you reported to him?


Your nephew,
Gryvon Sky……I can’t remember the rest of my last name any more… Vader?
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Note #20
Gryvon,

For the LAST time!!! Your last name is SKYWALKER!!!!! Think of it would like, you're in the Sky (well space truthfully), and you walk, (soon with a walker), ok? Can you remember it like that?

Yes, stay in your stormtrooper quarters and wait for me to return. Once I do, I promise you, you will regret EVER stepping foot into my room!!!!!!

I'm not sure if I made this clear or not, but...NEVER TOUCH MY STUFF, UNDERSTAND ME!!?!?! What on the Death Star do you THINK you're doing when you look through my things? I have my things in my room for a reason, and that reason is...so no one ELSE will touch them.

Yes, I keep stuff from some people I kill, so that I'll have prove to show to the Emperor when I have to report. Anakin was a Jedi, Padme was his wife, and both are died, so be quiet about it and NEVER ask me about them or anything else you may have found in my room AGAIN!!!! What else did you see when you were in my quarters?

Gryvon, what am I going to do with you? You're SUPPOSED to KNOW that 'blast doors' are called 'blast doors' because NOTHING can get through them. That's what the boy shot the controls so that it would SHUT the door!!!! It WAS already opened before he shot it (remember?), but because of YOU I couldn't use the Force to open it. (start muttering some things).

Anyway, if you REALLY want to look like me, I'll have to get a fellow stormtrooper (better yet, someone that is like a 'father' or older 'brother' to you) to fight (I did it with lightsabers) over the month of a lava pit. So, NO you're not going to look like me if I push you in a ICY LAKE!!! I was being sarcastic, when I said that. Oh never mind, it doesn't matter. If you go into my quarters, or something I told you NOT to do, you'll not life to look like me.

Sorry, than you have to go to Coruscant and miss the Rebellion (and Padmé) get blown to pieces. (long lingering laugh) Too bad!!!

What do you mean, 'please...with cherries on top'? No, I won't forgive you, because you're making NO sense!!

Good-bye.

Darth Vader
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Note #21
First Gryvon and Vader note after AOTC came out



Uncle Darth Vader,

How come my last name is Skywalker and your last name is Vader, but yet you’re my uncle? I’ll try to remember that my last name is Skywalker. I’ll write it down so I won’t forget again.

I have a question for you. How come most of the other stormtroopers look alike and I don’t look like them? They’re all the same height and everything too. How come?

All right, uncle Vader, I’ve stayed in my stormtroopers quarters, but you haven’t come back yet. Did something delay you? Please don’t do anything to me for being in your room. And how come you won’t forget me?

I’m sorry for touching your things. I’ll never do it again. I understand you and will not touch your things ever again. I didn’t think you would care.

I see. Okay, so you keep things in your room so that you will have proof to show the Emperor when you have to give him a report. So Anakin and Padmé were married and both are dead? Okay, I’ll never ask you about them again, okay uncle? What else did I see when I was in your quarters? I found this braid of blond hair. I don’t know where it came from. It was in a bag in your private box too. What was it? Let me think…I found a picture of that lady again (I’m talking about the lady that was in the pictures with the little boy on the desert planet) and it was hanging on a secret wall in your room. I found the wall by looking all over your room and seeing this one control and hitting the button. How come you have a picture of that lady? And then that picture of that Anakin and Padmé person was hanging next too it. It looked like a wedding or something, but why do you have wedding pictures in your room? I thought you didn’t like to see love pictures because love shows signs of weakness. I also found some medal that said “Naboo” on it. Where did you get that?

Is that all proof from people you’ve killed?

Oh….no one told me what “blast doors” were so I didn’t know. So they’re called that because nothing can get through them? Oh yeah, the door was open when the boy shot the controls. But remember, I was confused about how the door operated and thought you opened and closed it by shooting the controls with the blaster since that’s how the boy shut the door.

Speaking of the boy….I studied the pictures I found in your room and he looks a lot like that one guy in the pictures….but not JUST LIKE the guy….but looked similar to the guy in the pictures…that one guy that was in the wedding picture and the picture with the beautiful woman. How come?

I’m sorry, uncle. I’m sorry that you couldn’t open the door because of me.

You’re the only person that is like a father or older brother to me. I guess my stormtrooper captain could do too….I can’t wait to get burned so I can look just like you! Then people will believe me when I tell them that you’re my uncle. Some people don’t believe me because they say that I’m too stupid to be your nephew. That wasn’t very nice. Other people run away from me when I tell them.

Okay, I won’t go in your quarters again, because I want to be able to look like you and you said if I went into your quarters I wouldn’t be able to look like you.

You haven’t come back yet…so what did Yavin look like when it got blown up? Was it fun to blow it up? I wish I hadn’t missed it. Are you glad that Mon Mothma is dead now?

I told everyone that my uncle designed the plans, and everyone told me that you couldn’t have designed the plans. I told them they were lying, and that my uncle was the most powerful person in the universe and DID come up with the plans. Other stormtroopers said that some Count Dooku and the Trade Federation and the other Separatists (at the time of the beginning of the Clone Wars) came up with the plans, so we got into this big fight. I told them that when you came here you would kill them for not believing me. They laughed at me. I wish I could have seen the explosion, but NO, my stormtrooper captain just HAD to tell me that I had to go back to Coruscant.

Haven’t you heard people say, “Please with cherries on top before?” It’s a way of begging for forgiveness. So can you forgive me now? Please?



Your nephew
Gryvon Vader Skywalker
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Note 22
Gryvon,

No, your middle name ISN'T Vader. Here try to remember your last name like thing.
S-Seek
K-Kill
Y-Yoda
W-With
A-Another
L-Lightsaber
K-Kinda
E-Eerie
R-Right?

So, can you remember it that why, please?

Fine, you may leave you quarters, just NEVER go into my room again, understand that? The reason I'm mad at you is because you didn't THINK I would be angry, and you're problem is that you don't THINK before acting! Try it sometimes, is MAY help you in the future.

No, the Death Star was blown up instead of Yavin, but thankfully I got out of there before getting killed too. Be happy you couldn't stay on the DS, because you would be dead by now.

Fine, i forgive you for now. But NEVER touch my things again, ok? Yes all the stuff in my room are the stuff I kept as proof that I killed the person, now no more asking me about that stuff.

I must go.


Darth Vader
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Note 23
Uncle Darth Vader,

How come my middle name isn’t Vader? And you never answered my question about how come your last name is Vader and my last name is Skywalker…but you’re still my uncle. How can that be? What is my middle name if it isn’t Vader?

Thanks for giving me something to try to remember my last name by. Hopefully I won’t forget it again.

I’ll never go into your room again. I swear! How does a person think? I try to do it…but I do everything wrong. I tried to think about the blast door thing…and I noticed that the boy used the blaster to close the door….so I thought about it and decided that it was a blaster door, and I tried to open it with a blaster. Anyway, at Stormtrooper School, I was told that thinking was bad…and that a Stormtrooper is to take order without question. Now you’re telling me that thinking is good?

The Death Star was blown up instead of Yavin? How? Did the Death Star blow itself up? I’m glad that my Stormtrooper sent me to Coruscant now since I didn’t get blown up.

Thank you for forgiving me now! I won’t touch your things EVER again, I promise.

You never answered my question about why most of the other stormtroopers look alike and I don’t look like them. How come?

And about that boy…how come he looked kind of like that guy in that one picture that was in your room?

I heard that you’re going to have a fleet and a lot of stormtroopers go with you on some mission. My Stormtrooper Captain has assigned me to go. I can’t wait!!!! What are you doing now? I heard that you sent out a bunch of Imperial probe droids. How come?


Your nephew,
Gryvon Skywalker
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Note 24
Gryvon, you sniveling ninny-

The boy in the picture...never mind that, why were you in my room? If you weren't in there, then you wouldn't have to ask these questions. Will you never shut your yap. If you ever forget your last name again I personally will box your big useless ears. The probe droids are to find the Rebels. The stormtroopers are clones, that's why they look exactly alike. Why would I know why you don't like them, you're already a weird backward nephew. If you don't mind, I'm going to go see what my droids have brought back.

~Vader
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Note 25
Uncle Darth Vader,

How come you called me a “sniveling ninny?” What does that mean? Does it mean something good? Like I’m your favorite nephew?

No, I was asking how come that boy in real life that keeps getting in our way looks kind of like the guy in that picture you had in your room. That’s what I was asking about.

I told you why I was in your room before. Remember? I was searching for something, and I went into your room. I already promised that I wouldn’t ever do that again, so what do you want me to do?

You mean you don’t like it when I talk to you? Why not? I’m your nephew! I promise you, Uncle, that I’ll never forget my last name again. I’m still confused why my last name is Skywalker and yours is Vader, but yet you are my father’s brother. How come we have different last names? I REALLY want to know. Please, please, please tell me!

Oh, guess what, I just overheard some officers talking about finding something on Hoth. Why would anyone go there? Isn’t that an ice planet, Uncle Vader? Isn’t it? Don’t you think those officers are dumb to think the Rebels would be there!

Oh, so the stormtroopers are clones? That’s why they look alike. Hmm…that’s interesting. Not all the stormtrooprs are clones, I’m not, and I know a few others that were recruited. Did you know we had to take an IQ test and had to score below a certain number or we wouldn’t be allowed to be stormtroopers? No, I didn’t ask you why I didn’t like the stormtroopers. I asked you why I didn’t look like them. Now I know the answer.

You think I’m backward? How come?

What did the droids bring back? Tell me! I want to know! I can’t wait to shoot down those stupid rebels!

What’s next in your plan? I can’t wait to kill more people.

Your nephew,
Gryvon Skywalker
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Note 26
GRYVON!!

You are backwards because since you were born, you have been getting stupider and stupider instead of getting smarter. *sigh* A sniveling ninny is....oh well forget it. I wonder what would happen if I ever got asthma... Yes, you have to score lower because stormtroopers are idiots. I'm a Vader cuz I'm Sith, and you are not cuz you are NOT a Sith.

I would like talking to you more if you tried to be a little more intelligent. But you'll do...*for now.* My droids found something on Hoth. Yes, it's cold...perfect for freezing those naughty little rebels. Seems like they roomed there!! Well, they think they're safe...until I go over and destroy their base. I sooo want to find Leia and that Luke boy...

I have a picture of him so I can destroy it and pretend it's him, understand!! it doesn't matter, he will be dead soon anyways. Go practice....killing people.

~Vader
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Note 27

Uncle Darth Vader,

You think I’m stupider now than when I was born? I have been getting smarter! I have learned lots of new things since I was a baby. How could I be getting stupider? I know I have a low IQ, but I don’t think I’m getting dumber.

I want to know what a sniveling ninny is! Please tell me, Uncle Vader! Please! I want to know!!!!!!!!!

Why did you say, “I wonder what would happen if I ever got asthma…” You CAN’T get it, uncle Vader because you were burned, and your lungs are all burned anyway, so you can’t get it. I was walking down the hall once and I overheard some of your medical people talking about you. They said that before you were burned you had asthma, but now you don’t because you were burned and can’t get it because your lungs are all burned anyway. They said that when you did have it, it wasn’t very bad or something. Is that true, uncle? I didn’t know that until I over heard it!

Also, I heard that boy that we’re after has it, or something. Remember when his uncle came to that medical place that I was guarding? (The boy’s uncle was trying to get a new inhaler for him.) I told you about it when you were looking for the Death Star plans? I remembered something that you didn’t! I’m smarter than you!!!!!!!

How come you wanted all the stormtroopers to be idiots? I like it because it gives me a job. If I didn’t have this job, my stormtrooper captain told me I’d be picking up bantha dung. Is that true? That actually sounds fun. So have you decided when you’re going to burn me so that I can look like you? You promised me you would.

Oh, so all Sith have the last name Vader? How did you get to be a Sith anyway? Why can’t I be a Sith? Can you make me a Sith? I want to be a Vader too!!!!!!

I try to be intelligent. How do I be more intelligent? Can you teach me? I’m glad your droids found something on Hoth. My Stormtrooper captain told me that I get to put a snow uniform and be a snowtrooper for this battle! Hang on, I have to go into battle.

Okay, I’m back, Uncle. I shot down 10 Rebels and killed them. Aren’t you proud of me? My job was to try to shoot down rebels as they were fleeing to their ships. I saw the battle from where I was. Our Imperial Walkers sure showed them! I saw the horror on the Rebels faces. Why did that one Rebel in the speeder trip the Walkers? He wasn’t allowed to do that! But guess what, my best friend was the trooper that knocked out the shield. I was so proud!

Did we win the battle? I couldn’t tell.

Did you like how the battle went?

And what do we do with the prisoners we captured? Do we get to freeze them? You said, “Yes, it’s cold…perfect for freezing those naughty little rebels.” So are we going to leave them out in the cold or but them in a freezer? I can’t wait to kill them.

Isn’t Luke the boy that we’re after? I forgot…but I thought that was his name. He’s the one that looks like that guy in the picture in your room. Who is Leia?

The picture was of the Luke boy? Then how come he has a different haircut? He married that pretty girl in your picture. He looked kind of different in the picture.

So you’re going to destroy that picture and pretend it’s Luke that you’re killing? Cool.

Oh, you told me to practice killing people! Yeah!!!!!!!!!! It’s my favorite thing to do.

What are we doing in this asteroid field anyway? Are we following this Millennium Falcon ship? Isn’t this the same ship that landed on the Death Star? Are we going to kill the people inside? If we stay in this asteroid field, aren’t we going to die?

Okay, I’m back again. (My stormtrooper captain wanted to talk to me.) He said to tell you that the Millennium Falcon has disappeared. They lost it. What are we going to do now? What’s next in your plan of killing rebels? Please tell me.

Your nephew,
Gryvon Skywalker (a Vader wanabe)
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Note 28
Gryvon-

Why do you have to ask so many questions...ask no questions, and you'll be told no lies. Although you CAN lie to others, especially if they are rebels. DARN!! I'm trying to avoid asteroids as we track the Millenium Falcon. The rebels are on it. I believe it is Leia, and some other rebel piloting the ship. Okay, I lied to you. The picture is a picture of Anakin, not Luke. I told you Luke because then I can answer your questions easier.

By saying we'll freeze them, I meant that Hoth is so cold that after we kill them, we just leave them there and they're frozen, or they'll freeze themselves by living there. The one person that tripped the Imperial Walkers.....I have a feeling it is that Luke child. He is beginning to threaten the Empire...he has escaped for too long. This time, I'll kill him. Good work on killing those Rebels. Aim for more next time, though. Yes, you WOULD enjoy picking up bantha dung. Some advice, stick with being a stormtrooper. If you picked up bantha dung that would be worse than a sniveling ninny. AgH!!! No, we did NOT win because although we took over the base, Leia escaped. The lieutenant just said they lost them. He'll never lose anyone again, though, because I just killed him. He was worthless, anyhow. Continue scouring the universe for them.

~Vader
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Note 29
Uncle Darth Vader,

I’ll try not to ask any more questions, okay, but it might be hard for me. I’m allowed to lie to other people besides you, especially Rebels? Oh goody! That should be fun. I hope they’re tricked by me. Do you think they will? I heard that you got some Bounty Hunters like Boba Fett to go search for the Millennium Falcon, and Boba Fett found it! He must be really smart! He saw the ship hiding in the garbage when we dumped it before the fleet went into Hyperspace, and he found out they were going to a place called Cloud City. Is that true, uncle? Huh, huh, well is it?

We’re on Cloud City now! It’s really pretty here. How come I never heard of it before? It should be part of the Empire. Don’t you think it would be a great stormtrooper training center? How come we didn’t have a place like this to train in?

Hey, guess what, I heard all the other stormtroopers telling me you were preparing for a banquet. I can’t wait! Will there be good food? My stormtrooper captain told me we had to wait in the security towers, and that we can’t go anywhere. Why not? I want to see this place. I don’t like being stuck in a security tower. My captain doesn’t like to have fun.

I overheard someone saying we’re waiting for some Rebels so we can ambush them. Why would Rebels come here now? The Rebels that did get here (on the Millennium Falcon) must be gone by now. They must have gotten here really quick and then left, before we could get here.

Why were we chasing Leia? I don’t even know who she is, and I’ve never heard of her.

Oh, so the picture is a picture of Anakin then? How come that boy Luke looks so much like Anakin? And how come you lied to me? I thought you said we couldn’t lie to each other.

Oh, I hope we can freeze the Rebels. They deserve to be frozen anyway. I hope they all freeze to death. Are they still on Hoth? Yeah, I think you’re right. I heard someone say that the Luke kid was the one that tripped the Imperial Walkers. He must be REALLY smart or something. Maybe his IQ is like 800 or something.

How are you going to deal with Luke? You said he is beginning to threaten the Empire? That means we get to kill him, right? I can’t wait! Oh, you’re going to kill him now? I can’t wait! How are you going to do it?

I’ll try to aim for more Rebels next time. Is Cloud City their new base? Is that why my stormtrooper said we get to ambush them? Oh this will be so fun! I promise you I’ll shoot more this time.

Oh so we didn’t win the Hoth battle? That’s too bad. But we’ll get them at Cloud City, right uncle Vader?

Oh, by the way, I guess I had the wrong information earlier. I heard someone say that you still had asthma. Is that true?

Your nephew,
Gryvon

PS Do you love me?
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Note 30
Gryvon,

I do not love you at all, because I am a Sith. Siths cannot show love, or harbor love in them at all. But, in answer to your question, I can tolerate you. For you, it's as good as love.

Leia once told me she was a diplomat to Yavin for the Empire. She lied to me, I knew that when I captured her but Luke and some Solo pilot got her rescued. She's a strong figure in the Rebel world, we must terminate her or torture her to find out information. She has never given in to torture yet.

We know about Cloud City now. Lando Calrissian made a deal with me, the Rebels and we'll leave his city alone, permanently. Stupid fool, I never keep my deals. I'm station Imperials there anyways, after I get the Rebels. Lando is too shifty to be trusted.

I am smarter than Luke. And I'm more sensitive. I am the most force sensitive person in the whole universe and the most intelligent. Either we kill Luke or we get him to join our side. That would be a great asset.

Anakin is dead. I killed him. Get over it.

The banquet is not for eating, you fool! The banquet is a trap to catch the Rebels. In a few minutes it should officially "start." Let's wait for the ride.

~Darth Vader
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Note 31
Uncle Vader,

So you don’t love me at all because you’re a Sith? You’ve never loved anyone then before, right? What about your parents? You had parents, rights? And you didn’t even love them? If you had children would you love them? My father was your brother. You never loved him either?

Why can’t Sith show love or harbor love at all? I thought that was a Jedi rule, not a Sith rule. I heard someone say that Jedi were not allowed to love either. Am I allowed to love you, since you are my uncle? Or is no one working for the Empire allowed to love? You said you could tolerate me, and that for me that’s as good as love. Oh goodie! I don’t know what I’d do if you didn’t like me.

I wish we could kill Leia. Are you going to kill her now that we have her here on Cloud City? I was one of the stormtroopers that surrounded the Rebels before they entered the banquet. Can I kill her? Please? You said that you must terminate her or torture her. You’ve already tortured her some. I helped you torture her. Now can we kill her? What information did she tell you? I didn’t hear you say anything to her. Were you talking to her with your powers or something? How come she hasn’t given into torture yet? You’re the best torturer in the whole galaxy.

You can outsmart anyone, right, Uncle Vader? You made a deal with Lando Calrissian, and he fell for it? Ha ha ha! That’s funny. When do we get to take over the city? Are you going to make it into a stormtrooper retreat center? Pretty please?

I KNEW you were smarter and more sensitive than Luke. You are the best person in the galaxy. Luke’s not here, though, right? How are we going to get him to come? Where is he? You want to either kill him or get him to join your side. Only you could come up with that. You’re so smart, Uncle Vader. But I still want to know how come the Luke kid looks so much like the Anakin guy in the picture. I know Anakin is dead, but why do they look so much alike? I liked the banquet. You really showed those Rebels. That Han guy tried shooting at you, but you grabbed the gun with your powers. That was neat, uncle. Can you teach me to do that?

I liked that we froze that Han person in that stuff. That was fun. Can we freeze all the Rebels in that stuff. How come you didn’t freeze Leia and the Wookiee and that droid too?

I noticed that the Rebel’s droid is in pieces. How come? I wonder what happened to it. Did you see that it was on that Wookiee’s back. Did you save that droid? If so, why? I saw you hold Boba Fett’s arm down when he tried shooting at Chewie. You were saving the droid, right?

Did you see Leia and Han kiss before we froze him? I thought it was funny because we froze Han. Ha ha to Leia! I hope she feels really bad now. That’s our goal, right?

What are we doing now? Where are you, Uncle Vader? My stormtrooper Captain told me that we had to walk down this hallway and that we would go through a door and lock it behind us…with Leia and the others. How come? No one will be able to go in that door because it is locked. Isn’t that a bad thing? How much have you tortured the Rebels? Are they in a lot of pain? I hope so.


Your nephew
Gryvon Skywalker
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