My good friends, respects to all again. This is for anyone who my be a little confused about the ins and outs of Mafia tradition? I felt that this should not be ignored, it would be an affront to our friendship. I consider myself honor bound to offer some instruction.. I don't want you to miss anything, I'm going to start you out with what you might call the "rules of conduct" of any respectable crime family...If you dis-agree ya know ya have a right to speak up. These rules are simple. Let me explain. Well I'll try. Skinner and Gianni are much better at this.

1) Attitude. There's big difference making the decision and take responsibility for it than make the decision and walk away. I'm not sure at all some are capable of this.

2) It requires more than enthusiastic attitude and few hard words to get success.

3) Security. Security is extremely important thing in every business and it's important for us. It's dangerous say certain things loud and straight these days, especially via computer.

4) Respect and honor. Like the old Sicilian word says, man's acts define his character.

NOW The Rules of Conduct:
Rule Number One: Obedience This is all about respect. Always do what your boss tells you. He's the boss for a good reason, so do what he says. The boss is the only one who can give the order to whack someone or make someone. If you've got a beef with someone, don't go thinking that you have the right to get rid of the problem yourself. Keep your cool, think with your head and stay smart. You take your beef to the next sit down and let the boss decide. Always do what he says, and nothing more. Don't start any fights you can't win. If it happens Mafia Mike can finish it for ya.
 
Rule Number Two: Loyalty Always remain loyal to members of the Family. Your Family always comes first, no exceptions. So be a team player. Don't get in the way of each other's interests. Be prepared to defend the Family with your life. An attack on any member should be considered an attack on all members, to be avenged no matter what. I really stand with this one we are Family, Lets stay strong with that, PLEASE! Also, remember that other Families are family, too. You are expected to help out any faction in need, unless that faction is at war with your Family, in which case they are to be treated as mortal enemies. At least until your Don says otherwise, then you can play nice.

Rule Number Three: Honor This one is simple and ties into the first two rules. Basically just be a stand-up guy. Keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut. When you see something that's not your business, don't see it. Keep your mouth shut. If you hear things not meant for you, don't hear them. Don't be a babbo. Mind your own business.

Rule number four: Pride If you take pride in your business and your Family, the rest comes naturally. Be a man of honor and always do right by your Family. Remember that in Sicily (God bless), the word "Mafia" was once used to describe individuals of pride, excellence, grace and self-confidence. Try and live up to it, for chrissakes. Respect women( hmmmm OK) and your elders. Try to have some class.
Skinner, am I carrying on too much? Oh well. I hope not..

Rule number five: Silence Now this is the big one. The sacred oath of Omertà. This basically means silence, but the word "Omertà" was once used to describe manliness. So never discuss Family business. Never have any dealings with authorities under any circumstances. Don't be an informer, I ain't sayin nothin...Remember, no one likes a rat, unless it's a dead rat. You are to keep the identities and activities of Family members secret at all costs. Violation of this code is punishable by death...

    Second thoughts with the Connection here now? Nobody's going to give you a pass on this one, so don't go wagging your tongue unless you want to die. Those are most of the rules. For your sake, I hope you can remember them. Hey, and if you are not a legitimate member of the Family, don't go thinking that now that you know this stuff, you can hang with the wise guys. It don't work like that. We've seen plenty of empty suits come along trying act smart, as if they were made men... Empty suits should be hung out to dry... if you know what I mean. So if you think you're some kinda cugine looking to get his button, you'd better just take my advice and button your lip. The books are closed.. Get my meaning? You want to apply these rules to your own life, that's fine. Live a life of honor and respect, but do it away from the Family. You understand, goombah? OK, I think that's enough educating for one night. As I said before, keep your noses clean, your eyes open and your mouths shut. Hope this didn't bore you folks.  Uncle J 2003