The Ballad of Young King Arthur

In days of old when knights were bold
And King Arthur was still a young knight.
He served in the Battle of Cwyrcwyngfold
And was captured in the fight.

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So remember, ye men, what else can I say,
Whenever you want to get snugly.
If you don't let your woman have her own way,
Things are going to get ugly.