"If you are going to lick it, it might as well taste good." -- Peter
"I need to spit you, lick you, or kiss you in order to give it to you." -- Beth
"What's the point of working on a Sunday if you can't get time and a half?" -- Drew, about me becoming a pastor
"Well why don't you just go bake me a pie while you're at it..." -- Rachel
"Boring people aren't the only ones who get bored..." -- Rachel
"Well if I make the book too sexy, what will my children say..." MY GRANDMA!!
"For Wednesday being called 'hump-day', I am throughly disappointed so far..." -- Me
"Is a wet nap like a wet dream?" -- Nate "Yeah, only shorter..." -- Me
"We're darker than black people..." -- Nick James!
"Looking for friends with Benefits" -- the T-shirt idea for Annual Fund
"I'm past giggly stupid, now I'm just stupid.." -- Ash
"I wanna burn my brain!" -- Dean
"Why am I so short?" -- Pastor McMiller, my Hebrew teacher
"Because you're a Jew" -- me
"I HATE being named after a verb!" -- Carrie, Heather's friend
more to come i'm sure.........
paul.pater@cuw.edu