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Penguin Joke

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A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona
when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look
and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest
town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off,
the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an
ice-cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that
something cold would really hit the spot.

He sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess
trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream,
he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the
problem.

The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you blew a
seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream