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Her friend asked, "What's that?"
"A condom," she replied.
"Where'd you get it?" the friend inquired.
"You can get them at any drugstore," she informed.
The next day the friend hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the
pharmacist that she wanted to buy a package of condoms. The guy looked at her
kind of strangely (she was, after all, in her 80's), but politely asked
what brand she preferred.
"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits a Camel."
The druggist fainted.