Comments Given by Jeef Site Viewers (Yes, these are actually real!)
"I think that it's very well put together. A very professional job with a lot of interesting sections. I am being candid. No doubt it's a bit egotistical and exaggerated, but that's part of the humor. I may not go there often, but when I do, it is really interesting, and I make sure to thoroughly go over it to find anything new that I may have missed, and I'm not being patronizing. I think it's been fantastically done, both content-wise and design-wise." - The Mysterious Ben, age 18
"I went there, sighed heavily, and moved on."- Michaelson, age 45
About Jeef: "Bluntly: I think [Jeef's] a vulgar, unpleasant, not at all good looking guy." - Rachel Ramsey, age 17
About the Site: Great work James. It's refreshing to view a site that is completely different then the average website." -Rachel (again)
"...by the way I have been to [the] Jeef [site] a few times and I love it I think it's great! ...the survey's, girlfriend page, and just about everything else on there it just plain rocks! I spent like over an hour just surfing in it. ...well you deserve credit for it it's a fun site!" - Daryl McMullan, age 17
"You're all nuts! Keep up the good work."-JuggleEwok, age 20
"Finally, a place to celebrate all that is Jeef! You've done a great service to humanity, Mr. Lambert! I salute you!"- Josh Graml, age 22
"It is cool! da' bomb! I love the graphic for the Jeef and the Lambert Bros story! ...I read the first two lines of the [Jeef's Wild West Adventure] story and am already laughing out loud!" -Tevya Washburn (or the Fiddler), age 19
"wow this shit sucks ass" -Justin Sorensen, Age 15
"I'll sign your fuckin' guestbook you fuck and because you like the word "FUCK" that much here is a list FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ... satisfied Jeef ????? " -Chupanibre, Age Unkown
"This site is a wonderful combination of utterly bizarre Canadians and a miasma of agony and confusion." -Jay
"I LIKE BOYS! ESPECIALLY JAMES AND JEEF! THEY ARE SURE SEXY!" -Your Hot Mom, Age Unkown
"Yo, this is Short fucking Round! Yeah, the guy who everyone forgot(Including the indyfan forum you dumbass!). But anyway, this is a nice fucking webpage. I loved Graml's fucking fan fics, they were so fucking hilarious! Welp, Shorty out.
P.S. Graml fucking rocks! GRAML FOREVER!" -Short Round, Age 14
"smoke much crack? yes, I think so. I bet you go to FX too. uh-huh it shows. lol um I don't think I knew you to begin with but um very..interesting..site" -Bree, Age Unknown
"There's a voice; keeps on calling me; down the road; is where I long to be; and every place I stop; I make a new friend; but turn around and I've packed my bags and I'm gone again; Maybe tomorrow, I'm gonna settle down; Maybe tommorow, I'll always be around.
Woof Woof. Got any dog biscuits??? No, right I'll fuck off then.
Anyway liked the whole Jeef thang, inspired by the pictures of you an yur buddy giving the scanner the bird but dissapointed in the large dudes maths test result. You could really do better son, what you wanna do? grow up an work in a waffle house? Whyioughta!!! Whatever, s'all fine and dandy. Peace." -The Littlest Hobo, Age Unknown
"In my home country, men like Jeef and James are sacrificed to the volcano god after being castrated. On the other hand, men like Graml are revered for their intimate knowledge of history and are attended by numerous buxom women who provide them with ridiculous quantities of fructose-based, syrupy red liquid served in comically carved tiki mugs." -Chuchulabre, Age 23
"If Jeef were here, I'd spank him with my big heavy rod! And make him squeal!" -Mistress Butchina, Age 23
"This site is adequate. But why aren't any of those "hot biatches" actually naked or anything. Damn it, I paid good money to see nipples!" -Ipso Facto, Age 23
"I perch on Jeef's shoulder and tell him right from wrong. He prefers the wrong things. Like pinching girls' bottoms and smooching biatches in movie houses." -Jeef's Evil Genius, Age 23 (Hmm... sensing a pattern here?)
"all hail big james. jeff is secondary to the brains of the project- BJ! Long live the king." - Big Matt, Age 15
"Who knew that Jeef had anthropomorphic genitalia? I mean BESIDES the female cast of Friends. Jeef likes to talk to me at night. So does his English teacher." - Jeef's Penis, Age Unknown
"Jeef likes to eat pussy, eh? Perhaps we can work out a deal." -Asgard Vaughn Hidelbrandt
"Hey, I just wanted to say happy 1-year anniversary, guys. Keep the good work up. Get it? "Up"? :P" -Stevie Dill Pickles, Age 18
"Why are you people wasting ur time on this stupid site, listen up, jeef is the biggest loser on the planet. I know from personal experiance, I live with the guy, help me dear god!" - Jeef's Sister (yup, the real one)
"What is this thing called Jeef? Is it something that lies dormant within us all? Or is it just some schmuck trying to pass off as a website?" -Stinky McTeats, Age 23
"K, like this is pathetic. This if "Jeef's" sister here, and i am wasting my school time to say this. Leave this site. A.S.A.P!!!!!!! Oh and "Jeef", nice site. Get a life u loser. Go back 2 ur room and listen 2 ur music in ur own little world of ur hooters calander that expired 2 years ago u perv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and with ur britney spears poster which is quite revealing, take a pic of ur room and show it to these people, then i garuntee u will get less visitors!" -Stephanie, Jeef's Sister (Again)
"Did you know that America's top flying ace during WWII was a guy named Major Dick Bong? "Major Dick" is hysterical. "Dick Bong" is hysterical. Put it together and you've got "Major Dick Bong"! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!" -Major Dick Bong, Age 23
"I would like to thank the creators of this Jeef franchise for including me in that humorous story. And I thought you'd want to know: I once banged Judy Woodruff in the back of a satellite van. Candy Crowley's next." -Wolf Blitzer, Age Unknown
"You are a strange and scary person" -Major Climbs in Female, Age Unknown
"This site is more fun than discriminating against Jews! More fun than cowering like a wuss under a table on September 11th! More fun than bilking the working class out of their money by giving tax cuts to the rich!
-Dick Cheney
P.S. Laura Bush gave me head in the Oval Office. Beat that, Clinton!" -Dick Cheney, Age 23
"James!!! your site rules, you also rule same to Brett and Jeef...YOU ALL RULE!!!!" -Nolan Beazley, Age 17
You too, can be featured on this page if you sign the fucking guestbook, post at the forum, send an e-mail to us or mention your comment (whether it be positive or just plain ugly) to us on ICQ. But there's one catch: They have to be sincere!