Memories

    Ah..... memories.  This isn't one of those normal memory pages including "my first pony".  This is about the demented games my cousins and I played with our ponies.  We didn't just play with ponies, though,  we played with Grand Champions, Fantasy Fillies, and My Little Ponies.  We played whenever we got together, which was around the holidays and selected weekends.  We also played with Barbie Horses and some other big plastics horses that I can't remember their names... with out further ado... my memories await you.

    We would generally play in my Grandma's backyard, on a blanket.  The blanket was the sacred place where they all lived.  Terrible things happened if they ventured beyond the blanket.  And yes, one day, Sunsplasher (the blond) ventured out and got raped by a Grand Champion named Casanova.  And, yep, she got pregnant and was regaurded as the town whore.  Don't ask.  My cousin Nina is older than me so she made up most of the crap we played. 
     There were several occasions where "snakes" (our hands) kidnapped the babies and sang evil songs.  Retarded, I know, but it was ever so thrilling at the time.  Then the adults went on search parties to the grape vines to find the babies.  I think it was Squeezer who died. 
      Then there were the dances.  Everyone went to those dances.  There was one time when one pony got so sad she jumped off the mountain (desk).  No one cared though.
      Then there was the incodent where my brother and I were in the bathtub playing ponies.  This is embarassing.  We had "lost" one of my baby ponies.  I was searching frantically for it when my brother turned his butt towards me and said, "Hey sis, look, I found your pony."  Turns out it was in his butt crack the whole time.  HE PLANNED IT!  How's that for traumatizing.  Stop laughing! 
      Then there was mating season.  All the females lined up then all the guys lined up.  Steamer and Starflash were madly in love, so they couldn't possibly mate with anyone else.  But, it was up to the slave-driving herd leader, Mountain Jack (a GC) to decide who mated with who.  Starflash was with Wigwam and Steamer was with Medly.  Starflash was forced to mate with Wigwam, and bore his child.  Steamer refused to mate with Medly.  He was sentenced to be hanged at high noon.  'Twas a terrible fate, for lovers so young.  Steamer was dead, and Starflash was now Wigwams.  Of course, Starflash was suicidal and held the baby hostage.
     And those are the demented games we used to play.  There were many a times when ponies went insanely jealous of eachother and banished the prettiest pony from the kingdom.   There were also my brothers dinosaur herd which ate the babies...it was a long story.  Those are my freaky memories.  Sorry if I bored you all out of your minds!

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