Crappy Land
        Return of the Mutants

I know, I know.  You clicked on the link wondering, "What the heck?!"  Well, here we are.  This has absolutely no purpose what-so-ever.  It was made late one night by Magic Star, inspired by Cherry Treat.  I was mumbling incoherently about wanting to buy Braided Beauty's crappy ponies, when CT goes, crappy land!  I rolled on the floor with laughter, while the on-lookers wondered if they should call the Men in White Coats.  So, CT suggested that we should make a webpage called: Crappy Land, Return of the Mutants.  So, here it is!  Yes, I think we both had too much caffiene that night. 
   Actually, the mutants never came in the first place, so why should it be called Return of the mutants?  Yep, another unsolved mystery.  Crappy Land is a land of Pony Land, unlike anyother.  The ponies are crappy, yet happy.  They are demented.  We all have demented sides...hyper sides.  There are ponies like that 24/7 you know... I am one.  But I take medication, I can controll it.  I could stop if I wanted, I really could.  I don't wanna stop.   If I wanted to, I could.  I could stop if I wanted.  Okay?  Okay.
   Have you all been to Evil Dead Pony's mutants page?  Crap.   It's a good word.  Go ahead, say it now.  It has the right amount of vowels and consinats (yeah, ok, i can't spell).  It can be used as an adjective or noun.  It doesn't nessicarily mean poop. 
   Here's a list of times it would be appropraite to yell out, CRAP:
1.  It's Sunday night, 9:30, you haven't done a thing all weekend. Your buddy calls you up and says, "Hey!  What is your topic for that 10,457,463,210 point essay, due tomorrow?"
2.  Someone outbids you on eBay in the LAST 15 FRIKKIN SECONDS!
3.  You have finished your 10,457,463,210 point essay on your computer, and you have a power surge.  You didn't save.
4.  You dive off the diving board and your bikini top flies off.  Your crush is walking towards you.
      There are a plenty other reasons to yell out the blessed word, these are just some of the top few.  Now, crappy ponies live in crappy land.  I, Magic Star, am queen of Crappy Land.  Cherry Treat is the royal adviser and princess of Crappy Land.  We can all relate to the ponies in Crappy Land, they are crappy, yet happy.   And so, with that crappy introduction outta the way, here lies crappy land:

        As you wonder further and further out of Pony Land, you see a delapitated old sign reading: Crappy Land, enter at your own risk.  Wondering what on earth it is, you enter, curiousity getting the best of you.  As you walk along, you see a pony trotting towards you.  Expecting her to be just as friendly as the next pony, you say hi before she does.
        "What the crap are you doing here?!" she yells.  You quickly explain about Rainbow Palace.  "That's a real crappy story.  Do you expect me to believe that?"
        The pony continues to hurl insults at you.  In this distance, you see two ponies approaching you.  One is yellow with green hair, who you recognise as Magic Star, the other is white with hot pink hair, Cherry Treat.  Magic Star is smiling until she sees you.
        "What?  What in earth's creation are you doing here?!" she yells.
        "Come on, listen to me," Cherry Treat tells you as Magic Star seems to have a nervous breakdown behind you.  "Magic Star is upset because you're here.  This place is crappy, and you don't need to be here.  This place is the pits and it's...well...crappy."
        "But why doesn't Magic Star want me here?" you ask the Princess.
        "Okay, let me explain.  There's a crappy side to everything right?  This is simply the crappy side of ponyland.  Everytime someone thinks crappy thoughts, a crappy pony arrives here.  If you think about war, violence, etc., a crappy pony arrives.  So you can imagine how many ponies are here.  This is the exact opposite of ponyland, no one is very kind to anyone.  That's crappy castle, yonder in the distance."
        You see a gray castle, old and crumbling in the distance.
       "Crappy Land is simply where the crappy ponies come.  They are neglected and abandon, but here, they find happiness.  If the crappy ponies have something to say, they'll say it, not caring if you disagree or not.  That's just the way they are."
        Magic Star controls herself enought to talk to you.
        "Okay, welcome to Crappy Land, I hope your stay here is short and unpleasant.  Here at crappy land, there are no rules or regulations.  You can be as mean as you want and no one will care. This is a place to be your mean self, if you're mad, come here.  Please come back to Rainbow Palace and Sweetberry Gardens soon, I don't want you staying here to long... have a crappy day!"
         Extremely confused, you sit down, dumbfounded.  The ponies leave and you are simply stupified.

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Gosh, that was pretty frikking retarded huh?  Yep, I thought so.  Well, I don't blame you for wanting to go back.  LEAVE!  This was a stupid page thought up by some really hyper ponies one night.  Like it?  Hate it?  That's nice...but ask me if I care...


    




           

Take me back!  Take me back!!!!!!!