"Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy"
Production no. 924

Director: John Bruno.
Story by: Bill Vallely.
Teleplay by: Joe Menosky.

"Emergency Command Hologram...at your service."
(The Doctor)

Plot:  The Doctor once again modifies his program so that he can daydream. However, when an alien taps into the Doctor's program, his fantasies are mistaken for reality and an alien attack is imminent. It's then up to the Doctor to save the day!

Guest cast: 

Jay Leggett ("Philox")
Googy Gress ("The Overlooker")
Robert Greenberg ("Devro")

Some trivia:

*  The story was originally intended for Neelix and was originally called "The Secret Life of Neelix."

Memorable scenes:

*  The teaser is great! The Doctor sings his own new version of "La donna e mobile" whilst saving the crew from a Pon Farr-controlled Tuvok.
* The conferemce room scene where all the female senior staff are hitting on the Doctor.
*  The ECH scenes are pretty funny.
*  The scene where the Doctor's fantasies are being monitored by Seven, Kim, Torres and Janeway.
*  The scene where the Doctor must take command of the ship for real!

Some quotes:

"Warning. Warp core breach a lot sooner than you think."
(Computer)

"I've been exposed, humiliated, turned inside-out for all the world to see"
(The Doctor)

"That was a platonic gesture. Don't expect me to pose for you."
(Seven to the Doctor)

See the lyrics to the Doctor's version of "La Donna e Mobile" in the archives.

My comments:  This was by far the funniest episode ever! The Doctor (and Picardo, of course) were excellent. The aliens were hilarious, despite the fact that they were planning to attack Voyager. However, despite all the comedy, there is an underlying issue in the episode-- the Doctor's rights of privacy as an individual. Nonetheless, it's an episode that will have you laughing till you drop!