I hate my dog.  Sure, she is cute, loving, and cuddly.  She wags her little tail when I come home from school, and licks my face adoringly.  But,she is the spawn of the devil.  She chews on everything I own, and she eats my cat's shit.  Yes, she eats it.  And then she licks me adoringly.      The freak-dog just winked and me.  Almost as if she knows I'm talking about her.  Creepy.     If you have checked out the rest of my site, you have seen pictures of this thing we call "Lucy."  She is not as small as she once was in those picture.  Nope.  She is HUGE.  Oh, she's still cute, and cuddly, when she's not trying to sink her teeth into my jugular, but she is big and only getting bigger.  Sometimes I fear she will get bigger than I am and try to eat me while I sleep.     She winked at me again...                Dogs?  Take me BACK!