I just HAD to do one for this page...^_^
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You Know You Love Norris Too Much When...
16. ...all of a sudden others tell you "it's a level 2
message sir." [Submitted by Tim Park]
15. ...You make an outfit, complete with designer leather jacket and boots, for your pet cat/dog so it matches your Norris outfit.
14. ...The shooting range becomes your favorite hang-out spot.
13. ...You pretend to be a spy like Norris and use washing the dishes as an excuse to "spy" on your parents' conversations.
12. ...You wash the dishes ONLY because Norris washed dishes in the game.
11....You dress your little brother up as Norris and parade him through the streets because you think that he looks kawaii! [Submitted by Vincent Valentine]
10....You start humming "Soldier Boy" durring boss battles, convinced it will somehow make him do better. [Submitted by Grace Dragondale]
9. ...When watching a movie with a gunner as the lead guy, you imagine him to be
Norris and his lead girl to be you. (or probably partner in the case of men.) [Submitted by Liv G. Strife]
8. ...You try to join the Navy at an early age just to try and become Commander by age 26 (which is impossible).
7. ...Your worst enemy/rival starts calling you "scum".
6. ...Your speech becomes 100 times more proper, even if you're a slob.
5. ...Aliens who wield guns become your pet.
4. ...You comb your hair parted to one side and paint it blonde.
3. ...Suddenly, your black leather jacket becomes your favorite wear, even though it's the middle of July.
2. ...You start addressing your employers, parents and even friends as "Sir"! and saluting to each one.
1. ...You want to become a police officer just because thier pants and boots look exactly like Norris'.
Norris: *blush* I can't believe people would worship me so much! Come on...none of you actually do these things...right?
