You know at least 10 Star Wars website addresses by heart.
You know all the forms in which Star Wars has been released.
You can recite all the dialogue from all the films.
You quote the trilogy at odd moments.
You draw comparisons to Star Wars in casual conversation.
When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, you mumble, "Unexpected this is ... and unfortunate!"
You can pick more nits out of a spinoff novel than Lucas himself.
Your friends regularily quiz you on Star Wars facts.
Whenever you buy a new appliance, you make sure you get one that speaks Bocce.
When something is just out of your reach, you close your eyes and try to "force" it into your hand.
You are counting down the days until the next movie/video is released.
You can't pick up a flashlight, or any other stick, without waving it around and humming.
You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.
Someone mentions being abducted by little green men, and you respond by pointing out that Yoda would never do such a thing.
You don't need subtitles when an alien speaks in one of the movies.
You truly believe you are strong in the Force.
You listen to the Imperial Theme for inspiration.
When stuck in a compromising situation you attempt the Force "choke", and tell people not to underestimate your powers.
You've ever made a telephone answering machine message pertaining to Star Wars...(these are the only ones Braaten ever has!)
Obi-Wan is your only hope.
You know more about the history of Tatooine than you do Earth.
You don't say, "Good bye" you end a conversation with, "may the force be with you."
You call your rustbucket car the "Millenium Falcon."
When someone makes fun your, "Millenium Falcon," you retort, "but it's the fastest hunk-a-junk in the galaxy."
When your friends annoy you you call them a , "Trekkie Spy!"
You use the force to open and close automatic doors or elevator doors.
You have ever felt a great disturbance in the force.
Lightsaber duels are common occurances for you at work, school, and home.
You've tried the Jedi mind trick thing, and when it works, you aren't surprised.
You've told the mall Christmas elf, "You will take me to Santa now."
When trying to unsuccessfuly snare the last cheerio in your bowl you remark, "the Force is strong with this one."
The worst insult you can come up with is calling someone a "Nerfherder."
When asked for your date of birth, your eyes glaze over and you reply, "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."
Fourth gear in the aforementioned rustbucked is called, "light speed."
You sign all your e-mails with some Star Wars quote.
You knew about the Sith BEFORE episode one came out.
You know what will happen in episode III before George Lucas does.
You make 1/2 of your website and your speecch team's website about Star Wars.
5 or more of the things on this list apply to you.