QUOTES AND ADVICE FOR AN EVERY-DAY LIFE.
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Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes, too!
SMILE! people wonder what you are up to!
If you can't convince them confuse them.
Scotch tape for a cardboard utopia.
Whatever doesn't hurt you makes you stronger!
So the world goes around but time never is on the right track get what I am saying?
On warm nights, I stare up at the stars and wonder: where the hell is my roof?
People who are insane can never admit it.
Jesus Christ: Imaginary playmate for millions of adults.
There is no way in hell, that the blind can lead the blind...unless somebody plays the dog.
Believe in my eyes and I'll show you tomorrow.
The best way to destroy an enemy is by making them your new best friend.
Life is a ride, saddle up and go whatever direction you want and enjoy the ride.
To all the Americans out there: Merry, happy, wonderful, fun Thanksgiving to ya's. To the rest of us, let us thank the lord, that tomorrow, we dont have to put up with our families. -amen. (Thanksgiving 2000)
Note: I probably pressed the wrong button...again!
Farewell, and may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
The cruelest dream is reality.
I am the god of absolutely nothing.
You've always got something going for you, the ability to dream.
If it's entertaining, it cant be wrong.
Is adult entertainment killing our children? Or is killing our children adult entertainment?
NEVER hesitate to create new options.
Definition of Status: Buying things you don't need with money you don't have to impress people you don't like.
Stop wasting the day worrying about tomorrow and live for today!
Women should be obscene, and not heard.
They speak to me through the shadows.
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
There is no good time in life.
Base not your joy upon the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.
If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
She doesn't look goth, she looks injured.
Be like me, make an ass out of yourself everyday.
Loving someone, is giving that someone the power to hurt you.
Don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
Your anger is a gift.
No one ever went to their death bed saying "I wish I had spent more time at the office."
"....When I am king, you will be first against wall....When your opinion is of no consequence at all..."
No killing, that's wrong and immoral. We want much much smaller things...like world domination.
I've never commited suicide in my life...why would I start now?
Who doesn't like a little coffee in their morning whiskey?
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
If a mime was out walking in the forest, and a tree fell over and killed him...would anyone care?
Alcohol: It is the cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.
It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.
If the lord is my shepherd, then what does that make you?
When the axe came into the forest, the trees said the handle is one of us.
Stupidity got us into this, why can't it get us out?
Will money pay for all the days I live awake but half asleep?
You can't sedate all the things you hate!
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
I'll sell my thoughts for food, then buy food for thought.
"I know I'm not addicted yet, thats why it feels so good!"
The new family game: Russian Roulette, by Parker Bros.
A drop of ink may make a million think.
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