What do you think about most?

Murdering People
Dooming the Earth
Video Games and Junk Food
Your teddy bear
Strange imagery that you must draw
The stupidity of everything around you
Who you should drive insane today
Happy Thoughts
How to expose your alien friends

What is your pet peeve?

Not being a refrigerator so you can really mess up the ozone layer
When aliens stare at you
People who "Gotta Have a Smoke"
Assholes
Being shot in the head by dumb rednecks
Your annoying brother
When something ruins your beautiful day
When aliens outsmart you
When your plans for world domination fail

People usually describe you as....

Insane
Depressed
Bitter
Angry
Eccentric
Maniacal
Dark
Selfish
Furry

Your favorite possesion is...

Your complex laboratory
Your soapbox that you use to stand on and shout at people
Your demonic teddy bear
Your loud voice which you use to shout at people and get them to kill themselves
Your happy little knives
Your tail
Your drawing utensils
Your collection of paranormal tv shows
Your video games

Favorite color?

Purple
Red
Blue
Blood colored
Black
Color Sucks
Pink
I don't have time to care about color
What is color?

Which of the following jobs would you choose?

A Debater
An extra in movies
Comic book artist
Game Designer
Dictator
Anything where I get to make people miserable!
An Agent of paranormal activities in the FBI
Just to be like my daddy
Serial Killer

If you were in a restaurant and some asshole pissed you off, what would you do?

Hide under the table
Draw a cartoon about it
Scream in his ear
Apologize
Laugh hysterically and run home to devise a new plan about world destruction, centering around the assholes house
Haunt him on stormy nights
Gut him like a fish
Pummel him with sophisticated insults
Say something under your breath

What is your favorite food?

Things that fizz like pop rocks
Junk Food
Milk & Cookies
You rarely eat
Cookie Dough
Donuts
Carrots
Bologna
Brain enhancing alien food

What is your worst fear?

That you won't be needed anymore
That aliens will take over the world
That every video game in the world was destroyed
That stupid idiots will procreate
That the thing in your wall will escape and kill people
That your plans for dooming the world will fail
That your stuffed animals will tell you to burn the house down again
That suicide will become obsolete
That your creativity will disappear