ONCE IN A BLUE MOONby King-of-StormsBack Sabin: Why do I live with you, Cyan? Cyan: Well, I pay half of the rent. Sabin: Oh yeah! Cyan: Man, I wished we weren’t social outcasts. Oh, its time for Fido’s meal. Here Fido! Gau: Woof! Me Fido! Arf! Bark! Sabin: Why does he get to be the dog? Cyan: ‘Cause his the one willing to eat this stuff! Gau: Bark! Plus, sleep in flowerbed! Arf! Cyan: My silk flowers? Bad Fido! Gau moans like a dog Sabin: No more treats for you for today! Gau leaves and no one cares Sabin: Where were we before we fed Fido? Cyan: We were saying that we were social outcasts Sabin: Oh yeah! I wished a girl would come in to our apartment. A knock at the door Cyan: Who is it? Terra: It’s me! Terra! Sabin: My wish came true! Get the table ready! Get supper started! Cyan: What time do you think it is? 5:30? We only had lunch! Sabin: Ummmmmmmmmmm…… I’m hungry! Give me my supper! Cyan: Alright! Sabin answers the door Terra: What took you so long? Sabin: I had to find my……. Contacts! Yes that’s it! My contacts fell out! Terra: You have contacts? Cyan: Why, thou didn’t say that you ever wore contacts. Sabin: Do you need to know everything that goes on? Cyan: Yeah! Sabin: Oh. Terra: Are you having lunch now? Cyan: No, I’m making Sabin his dinner! Terra: Now? Sabin: I’m hungry! What can I say? Terra: You’re stupid? Sabin: Well, yeah, you can say that! What else can you say? Terra takes out her 3000 page, that has 200 definitions on each page, 1999 edition pocket dictionary(But is that really a pocket version?) and says all of the words in it and there meanings. Sabin: What’s gotten into you? Terra: Oh, I was trying to be funny, did that work? Sabin: Funny? Err, yeah, you were very funny (just enough to make me forget to laugh). Terra: Really? Sabin: Yeah, do you want see our new dog? Terra: Sure! I wished I had a dog! Sabin: Come here Fido! Gau: Arf Arf! Woof! Bark! Terra: Gau’s your dog? Sabin: He was bitten by a Lobo. Terra: What did the doctor say? Sabin: Doctor? Terra: You know, Celes, she has just gotten a job at a Clinic, across the street, we could get him checked. Sabin: Umm, no. Gau’s condition is, umm, critical, yeah! It is too dangerous to fix, he may explode or something. Cyan: What thou you talking about? Gau is al- Sabin: And Cyan will have to clean up the bloody mess! Terra: Oh. Well, I better go now, Edgar wants to have lunch with me. Cyan: Stay here for a bit of Sabin’s supper, its Rice stuffed with Chicken! Sabin: Actually, its Chicken stuffed with Rice. Cyan: Oh, I have to go down to the store to buy more chicken! Sabin: Oh my god! Cyan how stunned can a man be? Cyan: As stunned as thee? Sabin: I guess so. Cyan leaves. Sabin: Terra, are you dating Edgar? Terra: No! He’s a playboy! Trying to date all of the girls he can! Even if he has to date them all at once! Sabin: Did he ever get a date? Terra: No, but he got so desperate that he dialed 0 on a phone and ask the operator out. Sabin: I can imagine the operator was a man. Sabin imagines that Edgar dialed 0 and a man answers and Edgar asks him out, and then sees Edgar picking him up, and then gets a fat lip. Sabin: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That would be funny! Terra: What is so funny? Sabin: I was thinking about, ummmmmmmmm, the news I watched last night when the people talk so normal. Terra: And that’s funny? Sabin: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Terra: I have to go now. Terra leaves. Sabin: I was acting some cool, I wasn’t I? Sabin's Voice in Head: As cool as ice. Sabin: Oh yeah. Meanwhile, at Lockes House Mog: I wish to have more Tea please, Locke. Locke: Tea? I have no Tea. Mog: Then what did I just drink? Locke: My Mexican hot sauce. Mog: And those biscuits? Locke: My Nuclear Chili that dried itself up. Mog: May I have a glass of water then? Locke: Sure. Mog: Actually, kupo, I have to use the washroom. Mog goes into the washroom and drinks all of the water from the toilet. Mog: Kupo, thanks. Locke: I need to wash my hands. Mog: Uh oh. Locke: MOG! YOU DRANK FROM MY TOILET! YOU DOG! Mog: Anyway, why did you call me here? Locke: I’m gonna get married! Mog: And who is the unlucky, err, I mean, lucky person? Locke: Take a guess? Mog: That fat woman that you called Africa? Locke: No! Mog: Terra? Locke: No way! She’s just too weird! Mog: Then who? Locke: Celes! Mog: Oh. And what about Rachel? Locke: Rachel? Who is she? Mog: You don’t remember her? Locke: No. Mog: Maybe this rings a bell "Amnesia" Locke: Terra? Her real name is Rachel? Mog: No! How about "Crazy Old Man that Keeps Ghosts Under His Bed"? Locke: There’s a Old man that’s so crazy that his name is Rachel? Mog: A girl you proposed to? Locke: Oh her! Oh my god! Mog: What? Locke: Shes gonna hate me! Mog: How often does she visit? Locke: Once in a Blue moon Mog: And, Kupo, was the last Blue Moon? Locke: I think it never happened. Mog: Then she will never come. And plus, when you die, you have two people waiting for you! Locke: This isn’t like you, Mog. Mog: So? Like, you’re so dumb. Locke smacks Mog. Mog: What happened? Locke: You were talking like an idiot! Mog: Oh. Locke: But then again, you’re always was a little dumb. Mog: Hey! I respect that! Locke: But do you always respect that? Mog: Dunno. At The Café, Edgar: So, Terra, do you- Terra: No! Edgar: How did you know? Terra: Haven’t someone told you? Edgar: What? Terra: That…. You’re …… a ……. Edgar: Go on ahead! Terra: A PLABOY! Edgar: What?! Terra: How many people you asked on a date today? Edgar: One. Terra: One what? Edgar: One thousand! Edgar breaks down and cries. Terra: Can’t this wait until you get home? Edgar cries more. Terra: What’s wrong? Edgar: *SOB* You called me a….a ….. a…. Terra: Playboy? Edgar: Yah! *SOB* Terra: Well, look at today’s newspaper Terra holds up a Newspaper and it says, "As Normal on our Paper, Edgar is a Playboy" on the front page. Edgar: Well, *SMIRK* I’m popular! Terra: Oh brother! Edgar takes out a mirror. Edgar: Oh yeah! I am the most handsome thing ever! Yes you are! Terra decides to leave and leave Edgar with the bill. Edgar: Where are you going? Waiter: Delivering your bill. Edgar tries to find his wallet, but can’t. Waiter: Then to the dish room to you! Edgar: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Meanwhile, Terra runs into Shadow, outside his house. Terra: Hey, Shadow! Shadow: That sounds evil, call me, Mr. Happy Guy! Terra: Ok….. Hey, Mr. Happy Guy. Shadow: Why did you call me that? I thought I told you to call me Shadow! Terra: But….. Shadow: I do not want to hear it! Terra: Ok, Shadow. Shadow: Actually, my new name is………… Captain of Good Things! Terra: Will you make up your mind? Shadow: About what??? Terra: Never mind! Relm and Stargo walk down the street. Relm: Sup? Stargo: Don’t talk that way now Relm. Relm: Why not old man? Stargo: Relm, whats gotten into you? Relm: This! Relm pulls out a paintbrush. Stargo: And are you back to normal? Terra: She was never normal. Relm: I heard that! Relm sketches a picture of Terra and the sketch uses FIRE 2. Terra: Owwwwwww, that hurts. Shadow: She’s back to normal, alright. Relm: We have to go home to watch "Americas Playboys" Special. Edgar is in it! Terra: Celes and I had to watch that! Everyone rushes home. At Mog’s Cave! Mog: A moggle’s cave is his house. Umaro, how is the housekeeping going? Umaro: ROAR! Mog: Don’t complain! Or I’ll use the Newspaper on you! Umaro: Whimper, whimper Mog: Now, back to work. Mog enjoys a nice soda pop, while Umaro works. Mog: I love being the boss. Hey! That sounds like a great show! "I Love Being the Boss!" and I can be the Boss! And we can breed Umaro and he can be more slaves! That sounds like fun! Umaro: Pant, Pant. Mog: And aren’t you supposed to get me a TV set? I’m missing all of these great shows because of you! At Terra’s House! Terra: I’m home! Celes: Guess what? Terra: What? Celes: Locke proposed to me! Terra and Celes scream like girls when the get over excited. Terra: No way! Celes: Yeah! (And most guys wonder how women talk when there are no men around! They talk like teenagers! At least these two.) (Hey, King-of-Storms, there’s a girl editing your spelling errors who decided to say that ONLY those two talk like STUPID teenagers.) Terra: So, like, when is the wedding gonna be? Celes: Next week! Terra: And I get this house! Celes: Yeah! Wait a second! What do you mean? Terra: Your gonna move out and I get the house. You leave and I take over! Celes: I guess so. At the Church, 1 Week Later Locke: Well, there hasn’t been a Blue Moon yet. Maybe she won’t come! Locke looks up at the night sky. Locke: NO! A Blue Moon! She’s coming! I’m so dead! On The Falcon Setzer: I overheard Locke and Mog talking about a blue moon. Maybe they like Blue Moons! I’ll make a Blue Moon for Locke, it’s his day after all. 1 Hour Later! Setzer: There! My Blue Moon is complete! Now how will I get to the Wedding? I know! I’ll jump! Here it goes! Setzer jumps off The Falcon. Setzer: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Where is my parachute? Parachute on the Falcon: This is the life! In the Church Celes walks up to Locke Celes: Isn’t this night so special? Locke: Yeah. Celes: And look! A blue moon! Isn’t it just lovely? Locke: *Gulp* Yeah. Celes: I better get ready! Locke: Yeah. Celes leaves and in enters Edgar! Edgar: And how are you doing my friend? Locke: Leave me alone! Edgar: What’s wrong? At least you found true love! Locke: What do you mean? You fall in love every 5 sec. Edgar: What do you mean? Edgar falls in love with Locke Edgar: I want you to myself! Locke: Help! Help! Edgar: Come here, baby!! Locke: HELP! HELP! Locke punches Edgar. Edgar: And what was that for? Locke: For being gay! Edgar cries and leaves. During the Wedding And as everyone waits for the bride to come, the door opens and… Locke: What clowns? King-of-Storms: What? Get out of here! And then, trained were-rats come out and do aerial acrobats. King-of-Storms: You guys get out, too! And then, Celes comes out! King-of-Storms: Finally! And then Terra begins to cry! Edgar: I know, I always cry when I’m happy! Terra: Me too, but someone stuck an arrow in my eyes! Owwwww!!! Edgar: Oh. At the Honey Moon Celes: Locke, whats wrong? Locke: Nothing. Celes: You look worried. Locke: Me! Worried? That’s a laugh! Celes: Oh. At Terra’s New House! Terra: I’m bored. Edgar comes in. Edgar: Are you bored? Terra: Yeah, and depressed. Edgar: About what? Terra: Celes moved out. Edgar: Oh. Lets play- Terra: No! I hate spin the bottle! Especially if you’re the only one playing! Edgar: Come, come, let’s play chess. Terra: I guess so. Edgar: I’ll go and buy us a Virtual Reality Chess Game! Edgar Leaves and sees a girl and asks her out. Sabin enters the room. Sabin: Hey, Terra! Terra: Hey. Sabin: Whats wrong? Terra: Celes moved out. Sabin: How are you going to pay the rent? Terra: We bought the house! Sabin: Oh. After a few years….. Terra was put into a mental hospital because she went crazy with the loss of Celes. Edgar married a woman called Jane. Locke and Celes had 5 Kids. Sabin, Cyan, and Gau, moved into Terra’s house. Relm and Stargo moved into a mansion because of Relm’s paintings of snow storms Setzer dies at the wedding (some say he did suicide) Shadow took Setzer’s airship and left for another planet (Some say he was abducted) Mog and Umaro never got a TV set. And that’s all! THE ENDTop |