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Oh Pet Snake O Mine
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© moon_grace


Ok, I was young, we weren't allowed pets. I came to realise some animals are
easily hidden from "Mother." Like I said, a crayfish can
live in an empty drawer til they jump out and disappear. A turtle
CAN live in a box in the closet! It's true! I used to pop the
screen out of my window and climb out on the roof. Me and the turtle-
-he liked it. Squinted a lot, though. That thing about biting and
not turning loose til lightening strikes...I don't know...I never did
REALLY believe that one but I was careful when I scratched his head,
just in case. And I told you that if you're really good with your
eyes, you'll see the hoppy toads (tree frogs) when they come out when
it's getting to be night. And if you're quick, they're pretty kewl
to catch. Pee on ya every time, though. Ya get used to it.
But a snake....ahhhh. The most beautiful snake! Had the prettiest
markings on him. I had him for a few weeks and took him out of his
drawer every day to let him crawl up my arm. My dresser was home to
a lot of critters in those days. Finally, finally, I begged my
dad...Come and see this snake I got! (Mom had the no pet rule, not
him.) SO, finally after a few days of badgering, we climb the steps
to my room upstairs. I was so proud. Took out the little snakey and
was showing him to my dad (who was really turning a whiter shade of
pale with each second.) Copperhead. Well, Shoot! How's a girl
supposed to know these things if nobody mentions them? Nobody ever
told me about no triangle head! All I knew at that moment was dead
snake. Yup. Dad was not one to put anything off...even murder of a
pet.
I never told him....
I never told him the snake came from the basement of the old burned
out house across the way and that my brother (his dear sweet son) had
found a bunch of them under that old burnt house and had put them in
a jar. Nope, he never knew I got my snake for free because my
brother had a huge inventory...One that he completely sold out at
school for fifty cents a pop.
SO glad my parents made it through my childhood.

heheehehehehehee


moon.


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