An Analytical View Upon The Strengths Of Consuming Beer!
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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest
ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole keeps improving
by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as
the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all
know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the
slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker cells, constantly
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
The results of this in-depth epidemiological study verifies and
validates the causal link between all-weekend parties and
engineering performance. It also explains why, after a few
short years of leaving university and getting married, most
engineers cannot keep up with the performance of the new
graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen
of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the
intellectual levels that they achieved during their
university years.
So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its
technological edge we should not shudder in our homes. Get
back into the bars! Drink that beer!
Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and
you shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have.
Be all that you can be.
----CHEERS!!----
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