Hello, My name is Mzzkc. Some of you may know me as -------- or --------. Those of you that do are few in numbers. Even less know me as --------, my birth name. And only a couple of you actually know me by my full name. Most people I know know me as -------. I don't know why. I think it has something to do with last names sounding more exotic and catchy than the first name or vice versa. Like -------- compared to -------, -------- or -------- to -------- or -------- compared to... well actually I don't know -------- last name but you can see a pattern developing here. People with S starting one of their names are usually called by that name. I still don't know why though. Maybe it just rolls off the tongue better or something.

I once wrote a journal entry about ninjas. It was amazing. But not because it was about ninjas. It was amazing because it was supposed to be about ninjas but ended up being about Pastafarianism. Which is odd because Pastafarians hate ninjas. Actually that’s what I ended up talking about. It started out talking about BSed ninja history. Then, it went onto talking about how a ninja would win in a fight with a pirate. But only if the Pirate didn't know the ninjas was there. This is usually the case due to the fact that pirates are usually hung over or drunk, all the time, greatly impairing their senses. I then proceeded to explain more about Pastafarianism and why they hate ninjas. I concluded that ninjas were the cause of global warming due to all the fights the pirates had lost against the ninjas. You see Pastafarians believe that global warming is directly correlated with the number of pirates on earth. they even have a graph explaining that at their site here. I would show the graph but I think that you should see the sight and read about it to fully understand the awesome-sauce that is them.

This is my last paragraph thing that I have to write. I think I will BS it considering I have nothing else to really talk about. Except this time that I completely BSed this English paper and got an A on it. That was funny. It was about My heritage or something like that. I BSed the entire paper and (RANDOM NINJA WEB SITE) finished it in 30 mins. I wonder if it’s morally correct to get an A for doing something like that. Oh, well. I'll try to make this paragraph just as long as the first one. I'm lazy like that. I guess this is technically personal info although you kinda have to read into to it to get anything out of it. Then again this whole thing is basically like that. I think I'm finished. Good-bye. A'hm gonna go listen to some music now. . . Go away. . .