| Professer SQ. Ished Roach |
| Dear Professer Roach, How Do they put the pennys in those tiny tiny bottles at souveneir stores? Super Jack Dear Super Jack, This is very simple really. First, they break the bottles into many tiny pieces then slowey build it around the penny. Then, they use a special clear paint so you don't see the cracks. Sincerely Professor Roach |
| Dear Professor Roach, Who invented stamp glue and why is it so yummy to lick? Linen Dear Linen, I cannot tell for sure who invented the stamp glue but the reason it tastes so good so that letters wouldn't mind being covered in human spit. Sincerely Professor Roach |
| Good Evening! I am Professor SQ. Ished Roach. I am here to answer any question about anything you have on mind since sometimes it is so hard to think for yourself. Let us begin. |
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| Dear Professor Roach, Why does i come before e except after c? Hueybug Dear Hueybug, That isn't true in all cases since some words do not have i's, e's, or c's. So just forget that rule put the letters where they should be like their or thier it still says the same thing, right? Sincerely, Professor Roach |
| Dear Professer SQ. Ished Roach, Why is paper white... shouldent it be brown? Big Bird Dear Big Bird, Of course paper shouldn't be brown its made out of white persian cats. Now for brown paper try construction paper it is made out of ............ stuff. Sincerely, Professor Roach |
| Dear Professor Roach, Why is Shampoo usually clear and conditioner usually white. If Shampoo makes white foam shouldn't it be white and conditioner makes no foam so shouldn't it be clear? Help me out here! Poohead |
| Dear Poohead, That is very observant of you. Shampoo is clear so you don't see the microscopic organisms that cause the shampoo to foam up. Conditioner is white, because ... well you don't need to know! Sincerely, Professor Roach |