Roaches as food BLECH!!!
Many peoples considered roaches a very delish sorce of food they are packed full of protein. Im not saying to just pick up a roach and eat it no way that would be almost nasty.
Roaches taste there best when they are squished then slightly roasted on an open fire. Then with chocolate and caremel dripped on them. yumm...
Try new "I Can't Believe it's not Roaches." From the maker of "That Buttery Stuff that isn't Real." Are you sick of eating only roaches those crunchy exoskeletons and squishy guts. Try some "I can't Believe it's not Roaches." It comes in four, count'em, four new flavors. Sour cream, jelly bean, Pickle, and Jello of assorted colors. BUY SOME NOW!!! ( Now in two new textures Crunchy and Creamy. )
Notice: This is all for fun  you can try it if you want but I suggest not Roaches are only for the people who like them!!
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