MiX ToYZ

VoLKSWaGeNZ and HoNDaZ


I have two main toyz in my life. Both of which cause me a great deal of joy. The first, and oldest, is the same age as I am. There is a little story behind this, so indulge me for a bit.

My VoLKSWaGeN

Ford Fiasco Fiesta!

Born in 1971, by the time I was sixteen I wanted a car and had no particular desire for a Volkswagen. All I really cared was that I get a car, that it be cheap, and that it run fairly regularly.

My folks purchased (not for me) a Ford Fiesta in that beautiful "bummer beige" color that can only be described as "nondescript". But it ran and, if I remember right, the heater worked. I drove this a lot during high-school, whenever I could get it. I drove it into a ditch at 18 miles per hour once, walked to where I was going, walked back to car when I was done (at which time a tow truck arrived to haul it out for me). I drove it back to school with a huge cornstalk sticking straight up out of what had formerly been the headlight.

You wanna feel really cool? Drive into your high-school parking lot during lunch time, during your Senior year with a cornstalk where your headlight should be! This will make even the dorkiest kid feel cool.

Sort of. . . .

VW Love

At some point that little miracle died and my folks purchased a 1972 VW Scirocco. I eventually purchased this car from them for a dollar (it was approaching 180,000 miles and needed all new struts). I drove this thing past 200,000 miles without ever replacing the struts. I mean, who really needs struts?

Well, by the time I punctured the oil-pan (and continued driving nearly two hours, eventually siezing up the engine) I came to love that Scirocco. I mean, you couldn't actually put a tape into the tape deck or it would be immediately broken down into it's component elements and no trace would ever be found of it again, but the AM radio worked great and sometimes the FM did, too. Besides that, it could move! Seriously move!

I'm not being sarcastic here, that thing could boogie away from a stop light like it was on fire. I once rode in a Porsche and my Scirocco wouldn't have held a candle to the Porsche, but that's okay. None of my friends had Porsches anyway. My Scirocco would beat any of my friends cars off the line. The only problem was that the car was a four-speed manual and should have been a five-speed to fully take advantage of it's capability. Although, since it didn't have struts, perhaps it's best it was just a four-speed.

Before I got that VW Scirocco, a Volkswagen was just another car. By the time I was finished with it, I was hooked on VW. How many 1972 engines (treated as badly as I treated mine) ever made it to 200,000 miles? Not many.

Another VW

After that Scirocco, I went air-cooled but stayed with VW's. I purchased a 1974 Transporter (orange with a huge, kick-butt sunroof and a sliding door that was bungee-corded to the rear seat to keep it on in the curves) for $150.00. I drove that on 3 trips to Ohio, leaking oil like it was free, when my wife and I changed states. I sold the transporter to move to Georgia, and purchased this little treasure here.

Current VW

Welcome the 1971 VW Karmann Ghia. The most expensive vehicle I had ever purchased prior to 2003, this baby set me back $1200.00 plus repairs ($2700.00 total) but has been well worth it. It's starting to get a bit cramped, though. I had myself and 5 kids in it last week. Had to leave the wife at home. . . .

My BiKe

Honda Motorcycles

My love of motorcycles began with my first motorcycle ride (as a passenger) at the tender age of (???I don't know). My Uncle Tom's friend came over to Tom's house and gave me a ride. I wanna say he gave everybody rides, but I don't even know who was there and why. All I remember is taking off down that narrow road, scared almost enough to mess my shorts, on a black motorcycle with orange trim. I'm pretty sure it was an early 80's Nighthawk, but I don't really know. I just remember the ride! I knew I had to have one.

First Honda

My first bike was a '66 (?) Honda CB 160 that I acquired after my Uncle Tim passed away. It had been sitting for a long time while his stuff was redistributed through the courts. I was about 10 or 11 when he passed away, and I was the first person to try to start it after he died. I was 15 or 16 when I received it, so it sat for at least 5 years with gas in it.

I never got it running. We tried and tried and couldn't get it to go, so maybe this one doesn't really count as my first motorcycle, but I count it.

Second Honda

When I was about 17 I got an opportunity to purchase a 1974 Honda CB 360 from a guy at church. I plunked down the necessary $900 and took her home. It ran great, but it kept blowing the starter coil and the starters. Eventually, I quit parking on level surfaces. I always found the closest hill and parked near the top of that so I could get the thing started again.

I ran this bike into the ground, partially because I was young and couldn't properly take care of it. I sold it in college to a kid who took it apart at our dorm, left it sit a week, then moved to Chicago. Last I saw any of it, it was in a pile behind one of the maintenance buildings at the school. That was 5 years after I graduated, so it's probably still there.

Third Honda

This summer I purchased this little beauty (a 2003 Honda Shadow ACE). My wife and I have been discussing the purchase of a motorcycle for 8 years. Finally I sold a van and told her, "I'm using this money to get a bike." She wanted to come looking with me.

I went to the dealer to ask about used bikes and my wife decides that she'd rather I rode a new bike than an old one, "It's more reliable". I think she fell in love with this color, but she won't admit it. Well, I didn't argue with her: "No, honey, I really would rather have an old, beat up bike that somebody man-handled without mercy. Don't make me buy the new one!"

Yeah, right.

So here it is, the newest addition to my garage.


Speaking of my garage: anyone interested in an '89 Honda Civic???

Just kidding, honey!

No, really, anyone interested?
Just email me

My First Isuzu

It's amazing what God can do. My Karmann Ghia was broken down in early 2003 with no funds to fix it and I needed a vehicle. So my wife and I broke down and went looking at dealerships to try and acquire a used truck, the behemoth kind. Well, it was way out of our price range. It did fuel my desire for a truck, though. So I did what I always do, I told everyone I know of my predicament. No vehicle, no funds, no fun....

Guess what, a guy at work was losing the battle to keep his old Isuzu pickup truck (his wife had had it with looking at the thing in the driveway and was about to give it to a junkyard or charity: whomever would take it). However, this friend wanted it to go to someone he trusted: he gave it to me. I had to put new battery cables in, a new voltage regulator, and a new clutch. However, the clutch wasn't so far gone that I couldn't milk it long enough to fix the VW. So I did that, then drove the VW while I fixed the truck.

Not long afterwards, my brother returned from London and I lent him the VW while I drive the truck. That little Isuzu Pup provided transportation for me and my brother (in a roundabout way) and now we're both able to get about.

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