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"May the future bring more joy than pain."-Will Smith

Leveller Records began in autumn '99 as a means of releasing the latest and most rockingest material by artists & bands from sundry & eccentric genre. Additionally, Disco Stu, the creator of this site, wanted to go about dispelling the notion that the mullet is an unkempt, undignified, unbecoming, & unworthy style. It is not any of these in the least. Before either of the missions thus out-lined can commence, though, we must first view the definitions of a few key words & phrases. These include and are limited to the following:

Spontaneous human combustion: In s.h.c., a person allegedly bursts instantly into flames, immediately burning up, leaving behind only ashes and burned body parts. Incidents have been mentioned in the literature of unexplained phenomena, with the impression that peculiar, unknown forces must be responsible.

Onomatopoeia: Onomatopoeia refers to a formation of words that imitate or suggest for what they stand. That such a simple concept could be given a name that is so difficult to spell gives credence to any theories of Unnatural Complexity which happen to be passing.

Here are some examples of onomatopoeia:

Plop, splash, sploosh, splat, bang, boom, pop, purr, bark, tweet, meow, quack, squeak. These are good examples, as they conjure images of what they represent in the mind.

It has been proposed that the word snore is onomatopoeic, however my experiments have shown that this is only true if you say the word very slowly while gargling with chocolate syrup.