FANFICS
I finally got around to updating my site, and here it is! Hate Fanfics! If you have any Vic Hate fanfics please send them to me (I will NOT accept Vic love fics, or ones that are against any Vic haters). I only have three fics up right now, but hopefully more will be added (I'll probably make one myself!)
Here's a fic about Etcetera torturing/killing Vic. (Thanks Lickapaw!)
Victoria was walking near the Jellicle Junkyard, strutting on her long spindly legs, lab rat ears pointed forward, smug as hell, as usual. Victoria was sitting on her bed, thinking how wonderful she was, when
Jemima had enough. She grabbed Vic by the tail and dragged her to the
hills, where she gave Victoria to the lonly mountain men.
When they were though with Victoria, Jemima took her and threw her
to Carvin, the meanest pollicle there is.
When Carvin was though with Victoria, she wasn't nearly as beutiful
as before!!!
Jemima grabbed Vic by the tail and pulled her into the kitchen.
"aren't you hungry?" Jemima said with a snarl. "Eat!!" And with that,
Jemima started stuffing food her Vikki mouth. Vic cried out in
protest, and that got the attention of Pouncival. "what are you
doing?" He asked. "Oh nothing much, just killing Vic." Jemima
answered. "Cool! Can I help?" "Sure."
So together they stuffed Victoria intill she had almost exploded!!!!!!
Then Pouncival held Victoria down, and Jemima went to buy a large
blender.
When Jemima got back, Pouncey threw Vic into the blender and held the
top down while Jemima turned it on. That was the end of Victoria, and
everybody in the world celaberated Victoria's death!!!!!!!
One day, there was a small boy named Timmy Rowan that lived in Parslyville. He
loved going to the park, and flying his kite. One day, Timmy was flyinge kitty
took the kite from him, and strangled poor Timmy with the kite rope. From that
day on, nowone in Parslyville could fly kites. The parents worried, and the
kids cried. The police of Parslyville decided to do something about this this
evil kitten and spawn of Satan. So, everyone in Parslyville carried around
chainsaws, butter knifes, nets, and cyinder blocks. One day, Mrs. Rowan was
walking around, with pepper spray in hand. She saw the cat, sprayed pepper
spray in it's possesed eyes and kicked her. Then, Bobby Hussler took his
toothpoicks and stabbed Vicci in the lower hips. Then, Ashley Rine took a
nearby tv and dropped it on her head. The town all gathered round, and
thoroughly enjoyed this. They rosted her, stuffed her, and put it in a museum
for dislpay. In Parslyville, every 6th of the month, the townspeople would
celebrate "Victator Day." Everyone lived happily ever after, and Vicci rotted
away.
THE END
Then Etcetera saw her, and nearly threw up in disgust! `Ewwww,` she said. She'd put up with the horrible sight of Victoria for too long now and now she was fed up of it!
She grabbed Vic, ignoring her bawling, bleating protests, `AAHHH, SHADDUP YA BITCH!` and pushed her out into the road.
NNNEOOOOWWWNNGGGG!!!!!!
A car ran her over, crushing her legs!
Etcetera rushed out and picked her up. `Oh dear, Vic, are you in pain? GOOD!!!`
Then she pulled the ugly cat over to a storm drain and tried to push her down it, jamming the white cat's big fat ugly butt down there. Vic screamed and wriggled and shouted, but couldn't break free. Eventually she managed to get out, but only by breaking her hip!
Next Ceti took a bottle of acid and sprayed it over Vic as she sat panting after struggling to get out of the drain, where she belonged. She screamed, and slowly started to burn, and Ceti laughed!
Then Etcetera pulled her by the tail and took her into The Ritz, and stuffed her down a toilet, then went behind the bar and spiked all the food with laxative, then waited by the drain again for Vic to arrive again. Eventually she turned up, coughing her lungs out, and Ceti stood over her, an evil grin on her face.
Holding a drill!
As Vic struggled to get out of the drain with her crap-stained fur and her broken hip and her broken legs and her burned body, Ceti turned the drill on and started drilling holes in her, ignoring Vic's frantic screams!!!
When she got bored, Etcetera pulled Vic out of the drain and rubbed her down (and tried not to be sick, but the crap and the burns and the broken bones at least made touching Vic more bearable) with bacon and threw her at a Pit Bull Pollicle, who hadn't eaten for two weeks.
When the Pit Bull got bored with Vic (which fortunately took a long time) Etcetera pounced on her and got out a skewer, and pushed it through Vics tummy then her shoulders, through the top of her head, although it didn't kill her because the skewer missed her brain by miles! Then Ceti roasted her over a fire.
Then, when vic had lost all her fur and most of her skin, Etcetera took her, still attached to the skewer, over to her owner's lawnmower and stuffed her into the blades. She went and plugged the lawnmower in and mowed the lawn with Vic stuck in the blades.
When all the grass was short and white and hairy and red and bloody, Ceti went to find a piece of rope and tied it around the remains of Vic's neck, and dragged her over to a brick wall, and thumped Vic against the wall until she got bored, which took a long time.
Finally she tied Vic by her tail to the bumper of Kinevil's motorbike just before he was going to do that jump over the Great Wall of China and watched, munching popcorn as Kinevil took off, flew, and landed, but fell flat on his back... And on Vic, crushing her totally!
Etcetera and all the Chinese in China cheered!!!
THE END
Here's another great fic, this one's from Jellicity!
"The Strange Cat Who Lived in the Park" by Clover