It can buy a house......but not a home
It can buy a bed......but not sleep
It can buy a clock......but not time
It can buy a book......but not knowledge
It can buy a position......but not respect
It can buy you medicine......but not health
It can buy you blood......but not life
It can buy you sex......but not love
So, you see? Money isn't everything. It often causes pain and suffering. I
tell you all of this because you are my friend and I love you very much.
As your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.......so send
me all your money, and I will suffer for you.
(I know
you way too well to take a check).
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