Shit List
Will                                                  5
Ok... Who is Will Right? Man you guys ask too many questions!!! :) Well remeber the last person on the last page... Well is is that friend that tried to kiss me in front of my boyfriend. Let me tell you what he did. This kid comes over to my house one day, it was fine because my boy was over and suff so it was not like we were alone. Well I ended up making my boyfriend cry (Yes I'm a bad person) So will pushes me into the other room and You would think that he was going to talk to me about his friend... Nope He started trying to kiss me. What the hell? Then when I push him off of me he says You know you like it. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! I would like for you to get the fuck out of my face. So we all leave to go to THe Strand right... On the way back He comes up behind me and tries to kiss me again... So i turn around and punch him in the chest. Do you think that stopped him for trying to do it again. NOPE!!! On top of all that my boy is standing right there just watching. Damn I know that I'm fine... Or i like to tell people I am... I know that I'm not irresistable but Shit he was acting like I was the finest Man on the planet. Shit let me find out that I am. Word to the wise: There is a time and palce for everything... One of them is not in front of the person i'm currently seeing. Just thought you should know.

René                                                   6
This girl is one of my roommates... A few weeks ago I let her read one of my Magazines so that she could do one of her projects. She actually wanted one that had a kick ass Ad for Herbal Essence (Yeah… Yeah… why would I want that? I'm a Marketing major what do you expect.) I told her she could have it as long as she didn't take the ad. She said No… I don't want it then give me another one. I was like No you can take that one just don't cut that ad out. She agreed and took the ad… A few days ago I go to her the get the magazine back and she says that she cut it up and throw it away. What type of shit is that? Wait that is not the reason she is here though. She here because of what happened that night. She is supposed to be on her period, ok (if there was ever a reason I didn't date girls it would be this one.) I asked this bitch a simple question that had nothing to do with the magazine…do you know this bitch went off on me. "You have been bothering me all day about shit". (This was a surprise to me because I had not see her all day.) I held by breath and didn't yell. So the bitch got louder. I wanted to smack her but I believe in non-violence so I didn't. What the hell? I didn't ask her something that I had an attitude about and it was nothing serious.

Timmy             1
This guy used to be cool… He was one of my many straight friends… Yes I do have them. Well I used to have a lot of respect for him but I found out how much of a pot head he was. Hey if you want to smoke that stuff…It's your thing. But when your bills are past due and you'll buy weed before you pay them off then you have a problem. This kid would run out of weed and smoke herbs that you would cook with. "It calms me" he says. Damn dude I lost everything I had (respect wise) for you. But you do your thing just don't do it near me. :::Smoking Oregano what's wrong with you:::

Julie                                                                             4
This lady is the biggest woman I have ever seen in my whole life. On top of that she is Cra-Z she will try almost any thing to get my attention! This bitch will stand at her desk and hit her arm on the desk and if I should happen to look up she yells at the top of her lung Stormin its not funny i really hurt myself... I'm like bitch I don't care... Some poeple will do anything to get my attention!

David                                                 3
This man is the second guy to ever dump me... :) Thank god though.... He wanted to be everywhere I was all the time... one day he calls me and is like "Im not going to wait around for you to decide to hang out with me..." I was like so what is that suppose to mean? He was like "I'm though with you!!!" I just smile and was like OK... In the back of my mind I was like "I'M FREE YAAA WOOO HOOO!!!" not even 2 mins later he calls me back calling me an asshole for not calling him back after he hung up on me. He said that i should have called him right back to "work it out if I cared" Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... Like that will really happen...better luck next time.

Jen
OK... Meet the queen of the two faced people. With her crown she wears a ugly face in the front and the back of her head. The front one laughs and talks to you and the one in the back talks bad about you. Know listen to what this... well open the next page.
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