"I'm El Torko, the bandit... er... without a nickname!"

"I'm innocent! I've never impersonated a parrot in my whole life! I can't even do a good cow! Moo?"

"If there's one thing I can't stand it's late kidnappers!"

"Any more of this, and I'm gonna get another princess to worship!"

"Got a date with a blender...."

"I once got some threatening valentines."

"Nobody lends money to a man with a sense of humor."

"Cross at the green, not in between."

"Don't quit before the miracle."

"Stranger Things Have Happened."

"Don't fly! Don't fly! If you get to close to the sun your wings will melt."

"Where there is choice there is misery."

"Why should I speak, when I know nothing."

"Who turned on the dark?"

"Oh man, I was just having fun."

"You would!"

"Mother of Pearl!"

"Boy, am I ever doing nothing."

"I don't think your guilty. I just don't see how you could possibly be innocent."

"There's a lot of funny euphemisms for dumb. Two cards short of a deck, one ore in the water, one brick shy of a load, up the river without a clue."

"Dirty Commy."

"Come here wench."

"You hate it when some little secret eludes you."

"It may be stupid, but at least it's not dumb."

"We all have loved ones you know."

"Kretch?"

"She called me a sissy!"

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