-Do you often remind others that you are the dumb one in the group?
-Do you say illogical and simply dumb things out of the blue?
-Do you do illogical and simply dumb things out of the blue?
-At Mardi Gras did you tell people that your Mardi Gras beads were actually Love Beads?
-Do you like to draw attention to your green thumb and your peaceful nature?
-Have you ever used your finger as a gun in a life or death shoot-out because you don't like violence?
-Do you collect paintings of doors and windows and attempt to walk through them on a regular basis?

If you've answered yes to three or more of these questions, you may have Peter Fever! Please consult your doctor for an official diagnosis.

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