Our award for ga-rooooovey, Monkeearific Monkee's sites:
Our award for Nezarific Monkee sites!
Our award for Davyarific Monkee sites!
Our award for Petearific Monkee sites!
Our award for Mickarific Monkee sites!
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Purty, huh? Now that you've seen our phantasmagoric awards, do ya want one? Huh, huh, do ya? What's that, you want, two? Three? *grins* Well, the more the merrier! Now on to the fun part, just right click on them and they're yours! But wait! What's this? Ah, oh yes, just a few guidelines before ya get these ga-rooovay awards:
Monkeearific Award:
-Ya gotta have a page 'bout the Monkees! (Hey, hey, that's what the awards for, afterall!)
-No anti-Monkees sites, but how dull would you be to want one of these and not like the guys, huh?
-Nothing perverse, unacceptably violent, ect, ect, you get the drift!
-Ya gotta spin around three times, roll a head of cabbage, and giggle. Done? Good, now you can go grab that award!
The Nezarific Award:
-Your page (cause ya need one for this award) doesn't have to be all 'bout the Nezmeister, but it's gotta have somethin' bout him, eh!
-Agian, nothing perverse, unacceptably violent, anti-Nez (Ohhh, you really don't wanna go there! *pulls out her numchuks*)
-You gotta work hard, play hard, and get plenty of ruffage in your diet. Done that? Good! Now go get that award!
The Davyarific Award:
-You need a page for this, but it ain't gotta be all about David Armstrong Jones!
-Nothin baaaaad (get our drift by now?!) and nothing anti-Davy (that's wrong, just very wrong!).
-First, go see a doctor about those stars in your eyes and then run for that bloody award already!
The Petearific Award:
-Gotta have a page. Doesn't have to be all Mr. Tork, but believe us, we expect to see something 'bout him!
-Oh, for Pete's Sake, nothing anti-Peter or you're in big trouble! And nothing offensives, dearies!
-Grow some daffodiles, grin foolishly and then get yourself this Petearific award!
The Mickarific Award:
-"Oh Micky, you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind! Go Micky!" In plain english that means, show me the Micky! Doesn't have to be all Micky, but you'll get a licorace whipping if we see no Micky!
-Don't even think about thinking about considering wanting to maybe get the idea of possibly applying for this award if you are in anyway whatsoever anti-Micky! Not only will you get a licorace whipping, but we'll also stick our tongues out at you! Nothin, and we mean nothin bad bout the Mickster will be accepted!!
-Send in the freekin' cereal box top already! Wait patiently by your mailbox until the nice mailperson brings you a psycho jello chant which you should recite three times. Then go and take this award!
Goodness, wasn't all that a pain to read?! Especially considering you could just ignore it, take the awards and run (you might get a gnome or two after you though!). Bad Karma to ignore the rules man, it's bad... by the way, Karma is our resident disgruntal gnome, so watch out.
Hey, we'd really love to know if you've won one of our awards, if you could just stick it in our guestbook with your site addy (or the addy of the site you're giving it to), man, we'd really appreciate it!
