-Are you a member of a strugglng band of four cwazey guys who always end up in illogical and wacky messes and yet always escape under the cover of a wicked tune?
-Can you turn into a superhero with a cape and all by simply reciting "See no evil." "Hear no evil." and "Speak no evil." with two of your friends?
-Do you always have a spare italian suit sitting around for whenever it's needed in a capar?
-Do you play cards with a wooden dummy (no, not Peter!)?
-Does your car have a parachute on the back?
-Have you ever been a member of "Weaklings Anonymous"?
-Do you have extra grandmother, janitor, mobster, and cowboy outfits sitting aruond for emergencies?
-Do you automatically part your hair to the side without reason or warning?
-Do you ever have to save the world from evil wizards, conspiring aliens, or the devil?
-Do you often to break into romps with music, costumes, and cool backdrops just for kicks?
-Do you ever wink or wave at a camera just 'cause you can?

If you've answered yes to three or more of these questions, you may have Monkee Fever! Please consult your doctor for an official diagnosis.

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